Guest JackoTC Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: Just because you've the only cunt in scotland with a conservatory, it doesn't make you special. I live in rural Cambridgeshire Ed. Have done for 25 years. And I have a garden pond. There are some empty bottles floating in it now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 41 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I cant believe I just googled that Scotty you dirty cunt. I'm currently sitting underneath these filthy welsh bitches waiting for the interval soundcheck jacko, christ they have some bangers on them. I wonder how much they'd want for a swift one off the wrist. I might even waive the fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just now, scotty said: for a swift one off the wrist Down on the old main drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 40 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Every well heeled government worth their salt commits murder on a regular basis. Most estimates put Iraqi civilian deaths due to our invasion at up to half a million. Collateral damage that's called. We paid for it with our taxes. But not Eddie. As he's a filthy dole scrounger living on aldi beans and lager. No, "casualties" are 500k, deaths are about 1/5th of that, and that is TOTAL, including soldiers/insurgents/etc ..and using the "better" methodologies, that is 100k "excess deaths" over and above what would normally happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 52 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Are you a real doctor ? If so, can you explain why one of my bollocks is the size of a grapefruit pip? To match the size of your miniscule cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I truly fucking despair. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 53 minutes ago, Manky said: Now, Tony Blair has said that "flabby liberals are scared of taking action in case they offend somebody" I propose glassing over the Middle East. If they are all dead, nobody will be offended. Is that flabby liberal enough? Blair should STFU and concentrate on what he does best, getting even more stinking rich. He's part of the problem not part of the solution. Regarding your crap about "glassing over the Middle East" what are you proposing? Taking all the Muslims in The Middle East to a non-alcoholic bar and assaulting them with a glass of Barbican? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 This is all very interesting to debate but can i just clarify that the OP is as limp as a wet lettuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 19 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: This is all very interesting to debate but can i just clarify that the OP is as limp as a wet lettuce. Well fuck, that's a new one for this site. Insulting lettuce like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 18 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Not sure about that, but I do know that British Rail killed more people than Iraqi scud missiles did. Thats not difficult. I suspect Judge's AIDS riddled micropenis has killed more people than Iraqi scud missles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 56 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Not sure about that, but I do know that British Rail killed more people than Iraqi scud missiles did. Yes, but Saddam & his scuds were more likely to be on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Properkhunt said: Not sure about that, but I do know that British Rail killed more people than Iraqi scud missiles did. I'm sure their pies weren't that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure their pies weren't that bad! You obviously never ate one, but judging by your signature, maybe your brothers threw you one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 22 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You obviously never ate one, but judging by your signature, maybe your brothers threw you one? What signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 10 hours ago, JackoTC said: I live in rural Cambridgeshire Ed. Have done for 25 years. And I have a garden pond. There are some empty bottles floating in it now though. Pants on fire, your ip address puts you in Govan with the Krankies as neighbours. Ps a stack of jam jars is not a real conservatory, stig of the fucking dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yes, but Saddam & his scuds were more likely to be on time. And it was never proven that the 07:50 to Waterloo service evem existed whereas Saddams WMD's............? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 10 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Not sure about that, but I do know that British Rail killed more people than Iraqi scud missiles did. Described as a rocket with a hand grenade on the front. More danger off the unburnt fuel than the warhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And it was never proven that the 07:50 to Waterloo service evem existed whereas Saddams WMD's............? Even with Blair, the WMD is a more likely occurrence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What signature? That big X.... or is it an O...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 On 22 March 2016 at 2:46 PM, Properkhunt said: I'm more worried about the dirty old cunt coughing all over me at the checkout in Tesco of all places this morning. I see you met Ape. Was his "Mrs" in tow.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Any way final score is............ Jihadis 34 Brussels 3 ( All own goals). This score is subject to change as a few more could khark it due to sustained injuries. The RAF might be working at the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Any way final score is............ Jihadis 34 Brussels 3 ( All own goals). This score is subject to change as a few more could khark it due to sustained injuries. The RAF might be working at the weekend. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I see you met Ape. Was his "Mrs" in tow.... lol. Lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: I see you met Ape. Was his "Mrs" in tow.... lol. Joking aside, I tell you in all candour, that I hope you are diagnosed with stage four stomach cancer tomorrow morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Joking aside, I tell you in all candour, that I hope you are diagnosed with stage four stomach cancer tomorrow morning. I'd prefer it if he was rushed to A & E and diagnosed with it tonight. Tomorrow seems such a long time to wait. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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