Eric Cuntman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: I was thinking she's more like the leper in Papillon. How are you Michael? You’ve been quiet lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: I was thinking she's more like the leper in Papillon. I played poker with a leper once, the cunt kept throwing his hand in 'ere all week 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Just now, Neil said: I played poker with a leper once, the cunt kept throwing his hand in 'ere all week The whorehouse has a sign outside asking the patrons not to leave a tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 On 03/03/2024 at 20:49, Eric Cuntman said: How are you Michael? You’ve been quiet lately. I'm good thanks Eric, just trying to behave myself so I avoid the wrath of Fwank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 5 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I'm good thanks Eric, just trying to behave myself so I avoid the wrath of Fwank... Mike!.. I completely forgot about you and your alcoholic and disabled wife. Is she keeping her chin up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 11 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: I'm good thanks Eric, just trying to behave myself so I avoid the wrath of Fwank... Don’t worry about Frank. He’s like a ‘Yattering’. If you’re not scared of him, he doesn’t exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike!.. I completely forgot about you and your alcoholic and disabled wife. Is she keeping her chin up? The graceful lady in question died three weeks ago. Mike PM’d some of us and some of us attended the funeral. Would you care to delete this comment in the interests of good taste, you squalid fucking spastic runt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The graceful lady in question died three weeks ago. Mike PM’d some of us and some of us attended the funeral. Would you care to delete this comment in the interests of good taste, you squalid fucking spastic runt? @Mike Hunt I don’t believe much of what I read on these pages, however, DC is one of the few that has no skin in the game. Is Mrs Hunt dead already? ⚰️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 2 minutes ago, Frank said: @Mike Hunt I don’t believe much of what I read on these pages, however, DC is one of the few that has no skin in the game. Is Mrs Hunt dead already? ⚰️ Do you think that coffin emoji is appropriate you vile twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 I got mixed up and thought this is about that black actor they want to be the next James Bond . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I got mixed up and thought this is about that black actor they want to be the next James Bond . He’s a fucking cunt too. And his nostrils are fully front facing. Disgusting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 On 28/03/2016 at 21:30, cuntspotter said: I'll chance it. That has an air of desperation about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 23 hours ago, Frank said: Mike!.. I completely forgot about you and your alcoholic and disabled wife. Is she keeping her chin up? Chin up? Is that what you said to Stephen Hawking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s a fucking cunt too. And his nostrils are fully front facing. Disgusting. Even so , he could be the next James Bond , instead of an Aston DB6 hell drive a 14 year old BMW 5 series with no mot. It's either him or a plimsoll wearing Pakistani , 007 licence to smell , or a trans 007 .He'll go around in a frock cottaging and bumming Scaramanga and his white cat .Poor fucking thing it'll need all the comfort stroking to get over having some 8 inch bell end rammed up its nether regions . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 On 23/03/2016 at 23:13, camberwell gypsy said: Jesus! Those lenses are so thick she could read your mind! She wouldn't of liked to read my mind .The more mature woman who believe they are sexually inactive are strangely attractive in a Suffolk strangler sort of way . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 On 09/03/2024 at 21:56, Dyslexic cnut said: The graceful lady in question died three weeks ago. Mike PM’d some of us and some of us attended the funeral. Would you care to delete this comment in the interests of good taste, you squalid fucking spastic runt? That was most upsetting and particularly cuntish. You just reminded me of the freedom I could have had to pork any eligible 40-something+ woman and I'm now back in reality land ordering the incontinence pants. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 On 09/03/2024 at 22:14, Frank said: @Mike Hunt I don’t believe much of what I read on these pages, however, DC is one of the few that has no skin in the game. Is Mrs Hunt dead already? ⚰️ Sadly not, she's a feisty woman who's sure to outlive me, based on cantankerousness stats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 On 11/03/2024 at 23:03, Mike Hunt said: Sadly not, she's a feisty woman who's sure to outlive me, based on cantankerousness stats. Roast dinner with all the trimmings for Mrs H this weekend, Mikey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 1 minute ago, Frank said: Roast dinner with all the trimmings for Mrs H this weekend, Mikey? Sadly not, had planned on going out but the trimmings and giblets came out all over her bed last night so she decided to stay in to clean it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 On 31/03/2024 at 20:02, Mike Hunt said: Sadly not, had planned on going out but the trimmings and giblets came out all over her bed last night so she decided to stay in to clean it up. Shit happens. Just brush it off the sheets and go back to sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 10 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Shit happens. Just brush it off the sheets and go back to sleep. Fuck that, she does that herself, I'm in a different bedroom thank God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 On 02/03/2024 at 14:20, Cuntybaws said: Dead at long last, although not sure anyone will be able to tell the difference, the Zelda-looking cunt. Did she have a specially shaped coffin to accommodate those glasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 On 09/03/2024 at 22:18, Dyslexic cnut said: Do you think that coffin emoji is appropriate you vile twat? It's more appropriate than the usual bin-bag and wheelbarrow combination. Incidentally, Peter, I forgot to welcome you back, mainly because, I hadn't missed you.😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 1 hour ago, and said: It's more appropriate than the usual bin-bag and wheelbarrow combination. Incidentally, Peter, I forgot to welcome you back, mainly because, I hadn't missed you.😉 🤣🐓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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