Cuntybaws Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 This plug-ugly nonagenarian “style guru” and supposed fashionista is currently appearing in a series of adverts for Citroën. If she thinks those fucking bins constitute style she's having a laugh, although I suppose it doesn't take much to pull the wool over the eyes of a French advertising agency. On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Jesus! Those lenses are so thick she could read your mind! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon. I sincerely fucking hope so - what a ghastly creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This plug-ugly nonagenarian “style guru” and supposed fashionista is currently appearing in a series of adverts for Citroën. If she thinks those fucking bins constitute style she's having a laugh, although I suppose it doesn't take much to pull the wool over the eyes of a French advertising agency. On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon. Her glasses will live on forever though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I suppose if your chosen look is that of a clown it's still a 'style'. She's certainly advertising the right car as i would imagine all the ancillary bits like wings and bumpers would fall off if it received the slighest knock. Lets face it, the French are shit at making cars...........and lager.....................or winning battles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jesus! Those lenses are so thick she could read your mind! By the look of them they were designed to go with her lipstick, which appears to have been applied after two bottles of vodka by Michael J Fox while wearing boxing gloves. In the dark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: By the look of them they were designed to go with her lipstick, which appears to have been applied after two bottles of vodka by Michael J Fox while wearing boxing gloves. In the dark. She looks like a portrait of Elton John that's been crudely tattooed onto a gorilla's ballbag by David Blunkett, whilst riding a bucking bronco. In the dark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, nocti said: She looks like a portrait of Elton John that's been crudely tattooed onto a gorilla's ballbag by David Blunkett, whilst riding a bucking bronco. In the dark. Blunkett's ridden a few bucking broncos in his time, usually married ones. And he doesn't care whether it's dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Blunkett's ridden a few bucking broncos in his time, usually married ones. And he doesn't care whether it's dark. Would he know if it was dark? 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Blunkett's ridden a few bucking broncos in his time, usually married ones. And he doesn't care whether it's dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Oh well,here goes........................I'd fuck it, At least she wouldn't end up with pink eye with those fucking bins on,makes Deidre Barlow look like Miss World 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Heres a photo of her with her husband before he died. It seems she was the clear winner in the glasses and lipstick derby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Would he know if it was dark? No, he wouldn't. Therefore he wouldn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This plug-ugly nonagenarian “style guru” and supposed fashionista is currently appearing in a series of adverts for Citroën. If she thinks those fucking bins constitute style she's having a laugh, although I suppose it doesn't take much to pull the wool over the eyes of a French advertising agency. On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon. This is desperate marketing. Both Citroen and Mrs Apfel were once the epitome of avant-garde style and design, but it was a different era. The message will be lost on the majority on today's affluent hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 17 hours ago, Rick_B said: Her glasses will live on forever though. I wonder if she is any good at Snooker. I can understand her advertising Citroen...that company has a rep for producing cunt ugly cars that misguided fools term as "ooh I love that quirky look" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Spunkers could do with them glasses for when he fancies a bit of self abuse. Must be annoying to suddenly realise you've been wanking off one of your pubes for the past five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I wonder if she is any good at Snooker. I can understand her advertising Citroen...that company has a rep for producing cunt ugly cars that misguided fools term as "ooh I love that quirky look" The DS is a beautiful car, good ones are 40k plus now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: The DS is a beautiful car, good ones are 40k plus now. Just had to Google what that looks like.Yeah I remember them from the 70s..well all I can say is....beauty is a subjective subject....in my view the most beautiful car that is still within reach of normal people is the Triumph Stag. A beautiful design but plagued by bad engine design. Most ugly machine built has got to be the ford Anglia....followed in close second place by the Fiat Multpla ...what were they thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I bet with those specks she could see punky's micro cock a mile away, in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 44 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I wonder if she is any good at Snooker. Bill won't get that one, he's too young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bill won't get that one, he's too young. What? To understand the meaning of potting the pink or the brown?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This plug-ugly nonagenarian “style guru” and supposed fashionista is currently appearing in a series of adverts for Citroën. If she thinks those fucking bins constitute style she's having a laugh, although I suppose it doesn't take much to pull the wool over the eyes of a French advertising agency. On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon. Fuck me, have they dug up George Burns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 25 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I bet with those specks she could see punky's micro cock a mile away, in the dark. They're not that fucking big...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: I wonder if she is any good at Snooker. I can understand her advertising Citroen...that company has a rep for producing cunt ugly cars that misguided fools term as "ooh I love that quirky look" Renault megane. I see you baby, shakin that ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Renault megane. I see you baby, shakin that ass. If they just printed a nice arse right across the boot of that car, it would have improved it no end... still a shit car, but better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: If they just printed a nice arse right across the boot of that car, it would have improved it no end... still a shit car, but better... Or just replace the whole thing with an Aston Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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