Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Frank said: You've trumped me there, Scotty. I'll move on. You're leaving Cuntscorner? That will be a relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You've trumped me there, Scotty. I'll move on. Just pissing around frank, like always. Put on itv3, steptoe and son is on;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 29 minutes ago, Ape said: Should have gone down naked Scotters - ........ With the gimp mask on, tub of Flora in one hand, semi in the other hand...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, Ape said: You're a creepy little cunt, Spunky. It worries me that you'd even think this reply, let alone make it public. Fuckin' homo. This relentless loathing towards my Punky can't go on, Ape. You've not been sound of mind since he exposed your unhealthy hairless penchant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 Just now, scotty said: Frank, you are losing it badly. Editing posts that have already been quoted, quoting posts twice, need I go on? Put down the scotch and start on the bleach. I'm treading water here, scotty. You're absolutely right.. I'll go to bed. Night x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2016 Report Share Posted March 27, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: This relentless loathing towards my Punky can't go on, Ape. You've not been sound of mind since he exposed your unhealthy hairless penchant. Sorry Frank, but a cunt is a cunt. Luckily Eddie was quick to "like" your post, so it wasn't a complete waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 On 24 March 2016 at 3:34 PM, Decimus said: More like an old windowless shepherds hut, surrounded by the buried bodies of the hundreds of people you've fucking bored to death. No, that's my gaff you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Ok, joking aside, I want some serious opinions here and this is the obvious thread to ask on. So a batch of family totalling 8 plus their 4 dogs rock up at our gaff shortly after midday yesterday. We started the meal at 1pm. Finished by around 3:30 latest. Cups of tea, more drinks and a few cakes around 6pm. 4 of the cunts actually fell asleep. I went upstairs for a nap, making my apologies as I'd been up working on a cruise ship since 6am, which they were aware of. I'd assumed by the time I came downstairs they'd have left. They finally went on their way just before 11:30pm. They were invited for lunch. Is it just me, or do any of my fellow cunts here think that's entirely unreasonable? What would be a proper time to fuck off home? I was on the verge of texting my neighbour to bang on the door with some invented emergency when they finally left. And frank, I apologise for my slight tetchiness last night, but as you can see from the above I had good reason to be a bit niggly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, scotty said: Ok, joking aside, I want some serious opinions here and this is the obvious thread to ask on. So a batch of family totalling 8 plus their 4 dogs rock up at our gaff shortly after midday yesterday. We started the meal at 1pm. Finished by around 3:30 latest. Cups of tea, more drinks and a few cakes around 6pm. 4 of the cunts actually fell asleep. I went upstairs for a nap, making my apologies as I'd been up working on a cruise ship since 6am, which they were aware of. I'd assumed by the time I came downstairs they'd have left. They finally went on their way just before 11:30pm. They were invited for lunch. Is it just me, or do any of my fellow cunts here think that's entirely unreasonable? What would be a proper time to fuck off home? I was on the verge of texting my neighbour to bang on the door with some invented emergency when they finally left. And frank, I apologise for my slight tetchiness last night, but as you can see from the above I had good reason to be a bit niggly. Poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: Poof! What time should they have fucked off? I said serious opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: What time should they have fucked off? I said serious opinions. I'd have never let the cunts in for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 The dogs would have left my gaffe at 12:01 in a sack with 4 bloodied bricks. The others I would suggest anytime before 4pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, scotty said: What time should they have fucked off? I said serious opinions. 1:30... About two minutes after finishing their spaghetti with meat balls and cheese followed by the cannoli assortment. And good merlot. Might I suggest that you should have started masturbating while sitting in your favourite chair.... You could explain that you do it to assist in dropping off to sleep.... Mind you, it's only a suggestion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, scotty said: Ok, joking aside, I want some serious opinions here and this is the obvious thread to ask on. So a batch of family totalling 8 plus their 4 dogs rock up at our gaff shortly after midday yesterday. We started the meal at 1pm. Finished by around 3:30 latest. Cups of tea, more drinks and a few cakes around 6pm. 4 of the cunts actually fell asleep. I went upstairs for a nap, making my apologies as I'd been up working on a cruise ship since 6am, which they were aware of. I'd assumed by the time I came downstairs they'd have left. They finally went on their way just before 11:30pm. They were invited for lunch. Is it just me, or do any of my fellow cunts here think that's entirely unreasonable? What would be a proper time to fuck off home? I was on the verge of texting my neighbour to bang on the door with some invented emergency when they finally left. And frank, I apologise for my slight tetchiness last night, but as you can see from the above I had good reason to be a bit niggly. Not at all, Scotty. You're right.. I've had my day. Have this - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Invite them for Christmas lunch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 26 minutes ago, scotty said: Ok, joking aside, I want some serious opinions here and this is the obvious thread to ask on. So a batch of family totalling 8 plus their 4 dogs rock up at our gaff shortly after midday yesterday. We started the meal at 1pm. Finished by around 3:30 latest. Cups of tea, more drinks and a few cakes around 6pm. 4 of the cunts actually fell asleep. I went upstairs for a nap, making my apologies as I'd been up working on a cruise ship since 6am, which they were aware of. I'd assumed by the time I came downstairs they'd have left. They finally went on their way just before 11:30pm. They were invited for lunch. Is it just me, or do any of my fellow cunts here think that's entirely unreasonable? What would be a proper time to fuck off home? I was on the verge of texting my neighbour to bang on the door with some invented emergency when they finally left. And frank, I apologise for my slight tetchiness last night, but as you can see from the above I had good reason to be a bit niggly. You work on a fucking cruise ship? I'm with Spots on this, you silly poof cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You work on a fucking cruise ship? I'm with Spots on this, you silly poof cunt. You misunderstand Bubbles. Scotty and I go back a long way... I used it as a term of endearment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: You misunderstand Bubbles. Scotty and I go back a long way... I used it as a term of endearment. Fair play. Still not the profession of choice. Now where the fuck are my hobnobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fair play. Still not the profession of choice. Now where the fuck are my hobnobs? Where the police can't find them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Where the police can't find them.... Abersychan.......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Abersychan.......? Wherever that is, it is certainly a shit lovers shit-hole. Incidentally , you can google this for me as you're likely fucking clueless- what does the place name prefix "Aber" denote? And why is it as common in Scotland as in your own disgusting peninsula? Interested to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Wherever that is, it is certainly a shit lovers shit-hole. Incidentally , you can google this for me as you're likely fucking clueless- what does the place name prefix "Aber" denote? And why is it as common in Scotland as in your own disgusting peninsula? Interested to hear. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off Delaying tactics as you google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Delaying tactics as you google it. Die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 22 hours ago, Ape said: You're a creepy little cunt, Spunky. It worries me that you'd even think this reply, let alone make it public. Fuckin' homo. 29 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You work on a fucking cruise ship? I'm with Spots on this, you silly poof cunt. Cruise ships are full of benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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