Decimus Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Tonight, me and Mrs.D went out for a few drinks and a meal with a couple of friends. The restaurant was infested with numerous northerners with ferrets down their trousers, and their coarse, barbarised version of English was doing my fucking head in. To escape the Fred Dibnah crew, like an idiot, I suggested that we all venture back to ours for a few glasses of the cheap shit I keep for company I don't particularly like. Three fucking hours later, I'm finally shot of them. Despite a series of pointed yawns, longing stares at my watch, and a 45 minute time out for a dump, the cunts absolutely refused to take the hint. They only eventually left because Mrs. D. got absolutely fucking smashed and passed out on the couch. My evening has been ruined. I wanted to rag the shit out of her, but I'm no Bill Cosby and prefer her conscious, if only to make her put her finger up my arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Load of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Load of shite. Start saying your goodbyes, you hopeless fucking toilet. What have I missed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Start saying your goodbyes, you hopeless fucking toilet. What have I missed? The irony of that little cunt posting on a thread about over staying your welcome. He's a fucking mess, a shadow of his former self. I've missed you, Frank. Ding's still here unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I have unbanned a few members, after all it is a 4 day holiday for the lucky amongst us. If it ends in knocking the shit out of each other I will put the bans back on. I won't hold my breath, even though many would wish I will. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: The irony of that little cunt posting on a thread about over staying your welcome. He's a fucking mess, a shadow of his former self. I've missed you, Frank. Ding's still here unfortunately. I'll get round to that worm once I've been through the sad state of affairs that is you and Roops. There's no doubt you've given her a good cunting.. but what a fucking idiot you made yourself look in the process. Is my Baldrick still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Admin said: I have unbanned a few members, after all it is a 4 day holiday for the lucky amongst us. If it ends in knocking the shit out of each other I will put the bans back on. I won't hold my breath, even though many would wish I will. Can we start a sweepstake? I reckon 48 hours for frankie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Admin said: I have unbanned a few members, after all it is a 4 day holiday for the lucky amongst us. If it ends in knocking the shit out of each other I will put the bans back on. I won't hold my breath, even though many would wish I will. Don't be soft, proper. If that weasily worm Ding specimen survives the weekend, I'll shove your hat up my arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Don't be soft, proper. If that weasily worm Ding specimen survives the weekend, I'll shove your hat up my arse. I think poor old Proper has enough interest in his arse already from the stench trench obsessed on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I fucking hope you haven't unbanned the master of jib jab. As much as I miss giving the twat a kicking, no one can be that lenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Admin said: I think poor old Proper has enough interest in his arse already from the stench trench obsessed on here. Can you imagine poor Mrs Proper coming home every night to that deadbeat pile of shit, with his piss-poor mod duties and one liners? Fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 20 minutes ago, Admin said: I have unbanned a few members, after all it is a 4 day holiday for the lucky amongst us. If it ends in knocking the shit out of each other I will put the bans back on. I won't hold my breath, even though many would wish I will. I hope you havn brought Brony back........That would be stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Don't be soft, proper. If that weasily worm Ding specimen survives the weekend, I'll shove your hat up my arse. Hello Frank How was your spiritual retreat with the gay Christian movement? Had your lower bowel collapsed ? You rhetoric is as still rudimentary but commensurate with your IQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: I hope you havn brought Brony back........That would be stupid. I quite miss that character. Whoever it was, they were usually good for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I hope you havn brought Brony back........That would be stupid. What the fuck has happened to you, Punkape? You've become nothing more than that dozy pig with lippo... Gyppo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Earl of Punkape Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 32 minutes ago, Frank said: Don't be soft, proper. If that weasily worm Ding specimen survives the weekend, I'll shove your hat up my arse. All gender toilet for you dickwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Hello Frank How was your spiritual retreat with the gay Christian movement? Had your lower bowel collapsed ? You rhetoric is as still rudimentary but commensurate with your IQ. On a scale of one to ding, you're right up there with that shameless fucking bedwetter. Have you ever tried working out whilst humming the Rocky theme tune? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 55 minutes ago, scotty said: Can we start a sweepstake? I reckon 48 hours for frankie. There's no denying that you're in my bucket 'o' spastics for good reason, Scotty. That list holds firm to this day.. although I've taken a shine to idiot Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Admin said: I have unbanned a few members, after all it is a 4 day holiday for the lucky amongst us. If it ends in knocking the shit out of each other I will put the bans back on. I won't hold my breath, even though many would wish I will. Fucking ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: There's no denying that you're in my bucket 'o' spastics for good reason, Scotty. That list holds firm to this day.. although I've taken a shine to idiot Eddie. Around these parts, you are about as popular as Anjem Choudary at a bar mitzvah. I only wish you had Jazz and Keith with you, now there are two cunts worthy of a Easter resurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Hello Frank How was your spiritual retreat with the gay Christian movement? Had your lower bowel collapsed ? You rhetoric is as still rudimentary but commensurate with your IQ. I suspect the irony of your reference to IQ, in this disgraceful attempt to use the written word, is entirely lost on you. Stupid cunt. Lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 8 hours ago, Frank said: Don't be soft, proper. If that weasily worm Ding specimen survives the weekend, I'll shove your hat up my arse. Get your Handicam ready then... 8 hours ago, Admin said: I think poor old Proper has enough interest in his arse already from the stench trench obsessed on here. Make sure you decorate your hat with barbed wired round the rim instead of ribbon, and a hedge slasher to replace that pheasant feather I know you have there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 9 hours ago, Frank said: There's no denying that you're in my bucket 'o' spastics for good reason, Scotty. That list holds firm to this day.. although I've taken a shine to idiot Eddie. My 48 hour prediction also holds firm, frank. Sadly, betfred won't even quote me odds on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 25, 2016 Report Share Posted March 25, 2016 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Tonight, me and Mrs.D went out for a few drinks and a meal with a couple of friends. The restaurant was infested with numerous northerners with ferrets down their trousers, and their coarse, barbarised version of English was doing my fucking head in. Fuck me, was this 'restaurant', Wetherspoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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