Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wiz, you're getting yourself in a tizz. Whilst I respect all opinions, even those of an overly strange, autistic man-child, I cannot countenance your accusation of being boring. I've never once been called that, accept by lesser abled posters with a grudge after I have repeatedly made them look like idiots. You on the other hand, have consistently been labelled the most tedious poster on here, and by more than several members. You just don't cut it, absolutely no personality beyond being a slightly creepy dullard who tries too hard. As for dying tonight, surely in your time zone that would be the early hours of the morning in England? You star spangled spastic. Worse than me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 41 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: At one time, you were a valuable and contributing punter here, now you're nothing more than a frequent flyer on banned cunt bi-plane. What the fuck does this even mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: What the fuck does this even mean? Probably an Americanism, Bill. If it's not, it's still a pile of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, MikeD said: Worse than me? You're my favourite, Mike x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: You're my favourite, Mike x Thank fuck for that, better cross the razor blades and bleach off the shopping list then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: What the fuck does this even mean? It means that 'Sleeve is a fucking stupid fucking cunt - something I'm sure you, like many others, were well aware of already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Thank fuck for that, better cross the razor blades and bleach off the shopping list then. Best add some lube and johnnies to the list instead, your new avatars giving me the 'orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Best add some lube and johnnies to the list instead, your new avatars giving me the 'orn. Lube? What the fucks that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're my favourite, Mike x And Bill's liking my posts. You pair of cunts need to make your minds up, you go from hating me to chatting me up for a spit-roast. I'm so confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: And Bill's liking my posts. You pair of cunts need to make your minds up, you go from hating me to chatting me up for a spit-roast. I'm so confused. I would say that you are being prepped for something......I also think you are not going to enjoy the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I would say that you are being prepped for something......I also think you are not going to enjoy the pain. Well Bill was going to 'move onto' me once he had sorted out his other targets according to a post yesterday. If it's his usual bollocks about killing myself I think I'd rather be fucking raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: If it's his usual bollocks about killing myself I think I'd rather be fucking raped. Give Roops a call...she likes it kinky so I am led to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: Give Roops a call...she likes it kinky so I am led to believe. Oh for fucks sake no, there'll be a long-winded lecture on how to do it properly and another one on what I did wrong afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: Oh for fucks sake no, there'll be a long-winded lecture on how to do it properly and another one on what I did wrong afterwards. Agreed....it would involve a post coital appraisal and subsequent action plan.........be too much hassle so forget I ever suggested it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: Agreed....it would involve a post coital appraisal and subsequent action plan.........be too much hassle so forget I ever suggested it And I'd be fast asleep seconds after, as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Wiz, you're getting yourself in a tizz. Whilst I respect all opinions, even those of an overly strange, autistic man-child, I cannot countenance your accusation of being boring. I've never once been called that, accept by lesser abled posters with a grudge after I have repeatedly made them look like idiots. You on the other hand, have consistently been labelled the most tedious poster on here, and by more than several members. You just don't cut it, absolutely no personality beyond being a slightly creepy dullard who tries too hard. As for dying tonight, surely in your time zone that would be the early hours of the morning in England? You star spangled spastic. You must be thinking of a different forum. 3 hours ago, MikeD said: Oh for fucks sake no, there'll be a long-winded lecture on how to do it properly and another one on what I did wrong afterwards. No pictures. You understand? NO FUCKING PICTURES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 14 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You must be thinking of a different forum. No pictures. You understand? NO FUCKING PICTURES!! Fucking tell her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 16 minutes ago, MikeD said: Fucking tell her. No, I don't want a 15 page discourse on your failings, even if I say I'm not interested, she'll still tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 On 3 April 2016 at 9:29 PM, scotty said: We drove down the M27 today, and left it at junction 9. Busy motorway roundabout. The traffic was heavy, and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast. As I got onto the roundabout, I saw a couple of cars swerve away from something. The something turned out to be two people crossing the road on foot, onto the roundabout itself across 3 lanes of traffic. Pushing a fucking pram. And when I slowed down and veered round them, there was indeed a baby in it. For fucksake, what are these cunts thinking of? What goes through their tiny minds? They were dicing with death walking onto the fucking roundabout, and would have to do the same fucking thing to get off it on the other side, which would have been even more dangerous given the blind corner there. If they don't care about their own safety, couldn't they at least spare a thought for the sprog? Cunts. Utter fucking cunts. I also travelled on the M27 and left at junction 9........it was a busy motorway roundabout.....the traffic was heavy and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast......and I fell asleep at the wheel thinking about your empty vessel of a life....you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I also travelled on the M27 and left at junction 9........it was a busy motorway roundabout.....the traffic was heavy and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast......and I fell asleep at the wheel thinking about your empty vessel of a life....you cunt. Fuck off back to your boat frank, and pour yourself a nice bleach cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I also travelled on the M27 and left at junction 9........it was a busy motorway roundabout.....the traffic was heavy and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast......and I fell asleep at the wheel thinking about your empty vessel of a life....you cunt. Never a dull a moment with you is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I also travelled on the M27 and left at junction 9........it was a busy motorway roundabout.....the traffic was heavy and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast......and I fell asleep at the wheel thinking about your empty vessel of a life....you cunt. You have potential. The potential to win a Darwin Award you idiotic pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You have potential. The potential to win a Darwin Award you idiotic pleb. Come now William , be fair , he was only being frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 On Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 9:27 PM, MikeD said: Fucking tell her You said a rude word, Mike. Was there any need for profanity? Afterall, it's only a website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Come now William , be fair , he was only being frank It's not one of mine withers. Move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.