scotty Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 We drove down the M27 today, and left it at junction 9. Busy motorway roundabout. The traffic was heavy, and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast. As I got onto the roundabout, I saw a couple of cars swerve away from something. The something turned out to be two people crossing the road on foot, onto the roundabout itself across 3 lanes of traffic. Pushing a fucking pram. And when I slowed down and veered round them, there was indeed a baby in it. For fucksake, what are these cunts thinking of? What goes through their tiny minds? They were dicing with death walking onto the fucking roundabout, and would have to do the same fucking thing to get off it on the other side, which would have been even more dangerous given the blind corner there. If they don't care about their own safety, couldn't they at least spare a thought for the sprog? Cunts. Utter fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 They were probably from Portsmouth, Scotty, fuck 'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Leave them alone you superior car owning sod...those roundabouts make an ideal place to have a peaceful Sunday picnic and let a small child enjoy itself running about freely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I would have stuck the motor into a j-turn and swung it round, stig style, smashing the chav cunts down. Then I would have spun up the wheels on there tracksuit clad, potato like bodies till bits of smoking phlegm were scattered onto the onlookers windscreens. And finally I would have taken the cunt-kid up to Rhyl to be brought up properly by spunk-dump-rape and his golf playing family.. problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I fucking hate kids, I'd have run over the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: I would have stuck the motor into a j-turn and swung it round, stig style, smashing the chav cunts down. Then I would have spun up the wheels on there tracksuit clad, potato like bodies till bits of smoking phlegm were scattered onto the onlookers windscreens. And finally I would have taken the cunt-kid up to Rhyl to be brought up properly by spunk-dump-rape and his golf playing family.. problem solved Good work, Gurters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: I would have stuck the motor into a j-turn and swung it round, stig style, smashing the chav cunts down. Then I would have spun up the wheels on there tracksuit clad, potato like bodies till bits of smoking phlegm were scattered onto the onlookers windscreens. And finally I would have taken the cunt-kid up to Rhyl to be brought up properly by spunk-dump-rape and his golf playing family.. problem solved an excellent strategy and well thought out especially the child's future needs ........although I cant help feeling that reporting them to the police should be considered initially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 I was on the M27 today coming up from the New Forest. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was on the M27 today coming up from the New Forest. Just saying You couldn't be bothered to drop in and give me a quick blowie then. Thanks a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 49 minutes ago, scotty said: You couldn't be bothered to drop in and give me a quick blowie then. Thanks a lot. You shouldn't be saying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 3 hours ago, scotty said: We drove down the M27 today, and left it at junction 9. Busy motorway roundabout. The traffic was heavy, and being 200 yards from the motorway was also travelling fast. As I got onto the roundabout, I saw a couple of cars swerve away from something. The something turned out to be two people crossing the road on foot, onto the roundabout itself across 3 lanes of traffic. Pushing a fucking pram. And when I slowed down and veered round them, there was indeed a baby in it. For fucksake, what are these cunts thinking of? What goes through their tiny minds? They were dicing with death walking onto the fucking roundabout, and would have to do the same fucking thing to get off it on the other side, which would have been even more dangerous given the blind corner there. If they don't care about their own safety, couldn't they at least spare a thought for the sprog? Cunts. Utter fucking cunts. You aren't the cunt that Decimus would have us believe, Scotty. Your self control and restraint are to commended, anybody could have made the simple choice to mow the bastards down, leaving nothing but a proper cunt stain on the pavement, but you took the moral high road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Only a few short weeks ago, there was an excellent 'People who use pushchairs to stop traffic nom'. Look it up, it was due to be one of CC's all-time greatest nom's. However, Eddie used it as a soap-box for his racist outbursts and it got fucked when Withers did the same. Much, much better than this shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Only a few short weeks ago, there was an excellent 'People who use pushchairs to stop traffic nom'. Look it up, it was due to be one of CC's all-time greatest nom's. However, Eddie used it as a soap-box for his racist outbursts and it got fucked when Withers did the same. Much, much better than this shite. You fucking Welsh fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You aren't the cunt that Decimus would have us believe, Scotty Another bizarre post from over the pond. Apart from when you have gone into a diabetic hypo and are hallucinating, at what point have I ever said anything negative about Scotters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 10 hours ago, MikeD said: I fucking hate kids, I'd have run over the cunts. I am sure you would have Mike , and quite rightly so. Scotty would have done the same , but as we know , he was probably pissed behind the wheel and couldn't risk it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You aren't the cunt that Decimus would have us believe, Scotty. Your self control and restraint are to commended, anybody could have made the simple choice to mow the bastards down, leaving nothing but a proper cunt stain on the pavement, but you took the moral high road. To be honest wizz, I'd just had the car washed and didn't want blood all over it. And I don't get the decs reference, as far as I'm aware he and I have always got along fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 On 4/4/2016 at 3:48 AM, scotty said: To be honest wizz, I'd just had the car washed and didn't want blood all over it. And I don't get the decs reference, as far as I'm aware he and I have always got along fine. It was a gamble, Scotty. Decimus is an utterly despicable fucking cunt, it was a safe wager he had aimed his vitriol from his failed, miserable existence at you at some point. The idiot seems to think I know something about pineapple on pizza. The combination is enough to make me ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: It was a gamble, Scotty. Decimus is an utterly despicable fucking cunt, it was a safe wager he had aimed his vitriol from his failed, miserable existence at you at some point. Not really, Wiz. Scotty is actually funny, I only aim it at the terminally boring like yourself. You just don't cut it I'm afraid. And what's all this shit about pineapple on pizza you fucking idiot? Yet again I have no idea what the fuck your feeble, yank brain is intimating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: And what's all this shit about pineapple on pizza you fucking idiot? It's comes from the pineapple nom I made, and the common belief that he's a yank (which he is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 On 4 April 2016 at 7:55 AM, Bubbles said: Only a few short weeks ago, there was an excellent 'People who use pushchairs to stop traffic nom'. Look it up, it was due to be one of CC's all-time greatest nom's. However, Eddie used it as a soap-box for his racist outbursts and it got fucked when Withers did the same. Much, much better than this shite. I'm afraid this was a load of shit, whoever penned that is a twitching spastic who deserves a cattle bolt between the eyes. For excellence incarnate, simply refer to the nonpareil "yacht" nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 On April 6, 2016 at 2:15 AM, Decimus said: Not really, Wiz. Scotty is actually funny, I only aim it at the terminally boring like yourself. You just don't cut it I'm afraid. And what's all this shit about pineapple on pizza you fucking idiot? Yet again I have no idea what the fuck your feeble, yank brain is intimating. Scotty is funny. Original, poignant, and intelligent, three things you'll need to look up. There are a lot of up their own arse cunts in this world, but you get the prize. That being said, feel free to play on the tracks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scotty is funny. Original, poignant, and intelligent, three things you'll need to look up. When you have pulled your tongue and head out of his arse, shove it in your oven and turn the gas on, you creeping little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: When you have pulled your tongue and head out of his arse, shove it in your oven and turn the gas on, you creeping little cunt. Creeping? It's normally you who's down on all fours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Decimus said: When you have pulled your tongue and head out of his arse, shove it in your oven and turn the gas on, you creeping little cunt. You are the single most tedious, repetitive, unoriginal cunt on this site. You think you run the bloody lot, and fuck are you boring. At one time, you were a valuable and contributing punter here, now you're nothing more than a frequent flyer on banned cunt bi-plane. Get your head out of your semen and faeces crusted arse and sort yourself out. Dont fucking address me again until you do, fucking idiot! I hope you die tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You are the single most tedious, repetitive, unoriginal cunt on this site. You think you run the bloody lot, and fuck are you boring. At one time, you were a valuable and contributing punter here, now you're nothing more than a frequent flyer on banned cunt bi-plane. Get your head out of your semen and faeces crusted arse and sort yourself out. Dont fucking address me again until you do, fucking idiot! I hope you die tonight. Wiz, you're getting yourself in a tizz. Whilst I respect all opinions, even those of an overly strange, autistic man-child, I cannot countenance your accusation of being boring. I've never once been called that, accept by lesser abled posters with a grudge after I have repeatedly made them look like idiots. You on the other hand, have consistently been labelled the most tedious poster on here, and by more than several members. You just don't cut it, absolutely no personality beyond being a slightly creepy dullard who tries too hard. As for dying tonight, surely in your time zone that would be the early hours of the morning in England? You star spangled spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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