Frank Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: I'm out of likes Bubba,so I'll owe you one. You've attended some sort of overnight cunting course... sneaky. Not only have you landed several body shots to Bill's weary frame, your basic grammar skills have improved tenfold. No wonder poor bill's called it a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Frank said: You've attended some sort of overnight cunting course... sneaky. Not only have you landed several body shots to Bill's weary frame, your basic grammar skills have improved tenfold. No wonder poor bill's called it a day. Frank did you go to a public school ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Frank did you go to a public school ? Well, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Frank did you go to a public school ? Marlborough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Well, did you? What part of Nigeria are you from and do you like bananas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: What part of Nigeria are you from and do you like bananas ? I see what you did there. You crazy little bugger, you! And bananas, ape? Genius!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Marlborough. How wonderful. A proper school. Were you there with the Duchess of Cambridge ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 48 minutes ago, Snatch said: Yes Bill 3-0 to you. Whatever thats supposed to mean. You just don't get it do you. I'll let you work it out for yourself. Good to see you're picking yourself up after another demoralizing defeat. I'm not sure how you do it. If I was such a fucking embarrassment I'd throw in the towel. Fair play to you. I've given you a courtesy point, for a moral victory. 3-1 to Stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Good to see you're picking yourself up after another demoralizing defeat. I'm not sure how you do it. If I was such a fucking embarrassment I'd throw in the towel. Fair play to you. I've given you a courtesy point, for a moral victory. 3-1 to Stickers. Bill Stickers........our resident cretin icon. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Stand tall, Bill. 5'1 stooping is for the likes of stunted MikeD's. What is it with you cunts and your height comments? Come on Decimus, who's Snow White and the other six? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: How wonderful. A proper school. Were you there with the Duchess of Cambridge ? I'm not sure it's a good idea that we start talking to ourselves. Keep it real, fuckwit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Are you a Rangers man, Bawsey? More of a lamb tikka balti man, vindaloo hot Ironically, the Pope gets more mentions at Ibrox than at Parkhead - not all of them complimentary, if you can believe that? I have never revealed my own footballing allegiance on here, and I never will, having seen others fall into that trap over the years. You can rest assured it isn't either of the bigoted cunt farms from Glasgow, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: What part of Nigeria are you from and do you like bananas ? Nigeria and Tesco - two topics that your handful of brain cells seem to believe are amusing. You are a magnificently thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Nigeria and Tesco - two topics that your handful of brain cells seem to believe are amusing. You are a magnificently thick cunt. You are a lower class imbecile who shops at downmarket grocers with other Neanderthal scrotes and your septic pox ridden "wife". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 What teh fuck is it with Spunkers and Nigerians? Is that where his last rent payment came from or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Frank said: You've attended some sort of overnight cunting course... sneaky. Not only have you landed several body shots to Bill's weary frame, your basic grammar skills have improved tenfold. No wonder poor bill's called it a day. Just getting my old self back from the dead Frank. How's France? 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Good to see you're picking yourself up after another demoralizing defeat. I'm not sure how you do it. If I was such a fucking embarrassment I'd throw in the towel. Fair play to you. I've given you a courtesy point, for a moral victory. 3-1 to Stickers. That's very gentlemanly of you Sticks. Let's see how the weekend pans out. Who do want as the next American President? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Rev said: I remember the good old days when almost all nominations were articulate, funny, informative and a good read, even all of the noms that Jugs submitted, with or without Stavros' special sauce. This place still has some erudite and very noble nominations, mostly from my good and learned colleague, klefto, but if some cunt-blisters here want to talk about fucking rabbits and vegetablist propaganda, fucking just let 'em, but stand aside while the professional bastards nominate subjects that really matter, like bowel movements, glassings, volcanic diarrhoea, fucking the shit out of Lucy Verasamy's wringing gusset, gonorrhoea, setting cunts on fire, unwarranted violence and herpes. Real Ale is for cunts. Rev always was masterful with the art of cunting. Good to see you again, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 9 hours ago, Decimus said: This is my fucking manor now and we're playing by my rules. Shove your halcyon memories up your collective arseholes. So the corner is now hosted in Hull? Why don't you do the world a favour and set yourself on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: You are a lower class imbecile who shops at downmarket grocers with other Neanderthal scrotes and your septic pox ridden "wife". Looks like Punkape.exe is running in demonstration mode, just repeating the same things over and over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rev always was masterful with the art of cunting. Good to see you again, sir. Something you fail miserably at, you utter creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: You are a lower class imbecile who shops at downmarket grocers with other Neanderthal scrotes and your septic pox ridden "wife". How dare you Sir , I have never frequented a Tescos in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: How dare you Sir , I have never frequented a Tescos in my life Be careful getting into discussions about Tesco with Punkape.exe - it's prone to getting stuck in a loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: More of a lamb tikka balti man, vindaloo hot Ironically, the Pope gets more mentions at Ibrox than at Parkhead - not all of them complimentary, if you can belGPve that? I have never reveale d my own footballing allegiance on here, and I never will, having seen others fall into that trap over the years. You can rest assured it isn't either of the bigoted cunt farms from Glasgow, though. I'm an out and proud yellow. But I do agree with you about Celtic and Rangers, I can't fucking stand them, especially Celtic actually after a run in with some of their cunt fans in Norwich. Go on, Bawsey, give us a clue. My money is on partick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm an out and proud yellow. But I do agree with you about Celtic and Rangers, I can't fucking stand them, especially Celtic actually after a run in with some of their cunt fans in Norwich. Go on, Bawsey, give us a clue. My money is on partick. Queen of The South Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Queens Park Cottagers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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