Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Sounds like she's got a good appetite, unlikely to waste away. Probably. Still, it saves me having to put the heating on during the winter months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Probably. Still, it saves me having to put the heating on during the winter months. Handy while stranded on Hoth eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 11 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I am sure Manky will support me on this. ANY shampoos , shower gels and soaps that have even a hint of perfume are strictly for poofs . Twice a day , summer or winter , I can be found on my yard by the well pump scrubbing my armpits and genitalia with a coarse brush , cold water and good old fashioned carbolic soap . Les cunts Anglais doux. Enough of your sexual preferences, what about the shower gel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 13 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I am sure Manky will support me on this. ANY shampoos , shower gels and soaps that have even a hint of perfume are strictly for poofs . Twice a day , summer or winter , I can be found on my yard by the well pump scrubbing my armpits and genitalia with a coarse brush , cold water and good old fashioned carbolic soap . Les cunts Anglais doux. That's a very quaint way of saying you wash yourself with the outdoor tap at your local caravan park using a bar of soap you haven't replaced since the 70's, you scruffy french cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 What do Jewish women rub into their face? Oil of oivey! I'll get me tichel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 32 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: That's a very quaint way of saying you wash yourself with the outdoor tap at your local caravan park using a bar of soap you haven't replaced since the 70's, you scruffy french cunt. Hey don't fucking knock it; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do Jewish women rub into their face? Oil of oivey! I'll get me tichel! Morning luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 My mrs bought a bottle of advocaat once, and rinsed her hair in it. I asked what the fuck she was doing, she said it was on special offer and cheaper than her usual conditioner, and when you look at the ingredients there isn't much difference. Mind you, she smelled like scrambled eggs for two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: I don't disagree with either statement. Economic forecasts are always erroneous. I think the UK plc will always need immigration, it was happening long before we voted to enter the EEC, usually to do all the shit work lazy wankers already here do not want to do. As you know, I am not a little Englander, and make no apologies for not being one. The sad thing about this whole issue is that democracy will rarely be discussed. I don't see the EU as a democratic organisation, uber cunts like Kinnock and family are an example of how much money is paid to the unelected that have a say over laws that effect the way of life in UK plc. For this reason alone, I will be voting to leave. There are other issues, like the inclusion of the Turks, that bother me, but the undemocratic nature of this club is sufficient enough for me. The inclusion of the Turks is one of the biggest issues that worry's me. The deal struck with them made absolutely no sense in my opinion. The cultural, moral and economic impact of letting Syrian refugees enter unhindered from Turkey is far less than giving these Turkish barbarians freedom of movement in Europe. It has been on the cards for years, but until the migrant crisis, never had any chance of happening. I smell American behind the scenes pressure on this, along with that old trout Merkel trying to appeal to a large ethnic minority Turkish electorate in Germany. It is definitely something to be concerned about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 6 hours ago, scotty said: My mrs bought a bottle of advocaat once, and rinsed her hair in it. I asked what the fuck she was doing, she said it was on special offer and cheaper than her usual conditioner, and when you look at the ingredients there isn't much difference. Mind you, she smelled like scrambled eggs for two days. If she'd added lemonade she would have a snowball on her head? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Decimus said: The inclusion of the Turks is one of the biggest issues that worry's me. The deal struck with them made absolutely no sense in my opinion. The cultural, moral and economic impact of letting Syrian refugees enter unhindered from Turkey is far less than giving these Turkish barbarians freedom of movement in Europe. It has been on the cards for years, but until the migrant crisis, never had any chance of happening. I smell American behind the scenes pressure on this, along with that old trout Merkel trying to appeal to a large ethnic minority Turkish electorate in Germany. It is definitely something to be concerned about. The Turks are asking for unfettered movement for a turkish passport, and, without being "racist", we all know them fuckers will sell anything to anyone, no questions. Lucky for us that Herr German fucking HATES the turks... I just hope the hatred is enough to counter the idea that she might get to rule Europe inside the rules. Can't remember who, or the exact quote but basically "The last time us Germans too over Greece we got a war. This time we got a receipt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The Turks are asking for unfettered movement for a turkish passport, and, without being "racist", we all know them fuckers will sell anything to anyone, no questions. Lucky for us that Herr German fucking HATES the turks... I just hope the hatred is enough to counter the idea that she might get to rule Europe inside the rules. Can't remember who, or the exact quote but basically "The last time us Germans too over Greece we got a war. This time we got a receipt." That would be Herman 'Sparky' Von Fartenarsen, the great industrialist. He put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: If she'd added lemonade she would have a snowball on her head? You have a good memory gypps, I haven't seen one of those in years. I don't mind a glass of warninks at Christmas myself with the pudding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 31 minutes ago, scotty said: You have a good memory gypps, I haven't seen one of those in years. I don't mind a glass of warninks at Christmas myself with the pudding You shouldn't call your wife that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That would be Herman 'Sparky' Von Fartenarsen, the great industrialist. He put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe! ...and put the "pain" in Spain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 On 23 April 2016 at 10:46 AM, neil298 said: So I step into the shower after sweating my orchestras off at work and Mrs N has supplied a new bottle of what is supposed to be shampoo,Ginseng & Cracked Pepper???,I don't know about you but anything with pepper in it is going nowhere near my bell end let alone my ring piece.There's more chance of me putting it on one of her tasteless fucking concoctions than on my crown jewels.Soapy cunts You homo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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