Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Another Bank Holiday ruined by a shit fest of rain, traffic, bbq invites from neighbourly cunts you don't really like, foreign cunts filling the streets of any town that still has any remote aesthetic architectural value, sky sports wank holiday super fucking Sunday ridiculously having to bow to the shit fest of football that is Leicester City, B&Q cunts filling their cars with shit that might as well go straight to the skip, sitting in bed for as long as humanly possible until the bed sores move you into the bath for as long as humanly possible, followed by the need to stretch the legs up some small hill only to be met by hoards of silver Trekkers armed with ice pics and crampons for a three mile walk up a grassy knoll, then not being able to buy a simple fucking pint of ale down the local pub that has now been infested by all those family cunts in the village who only come out twice a year to impose themselves and their despicable seed running around like a Monty saurous play pit, only to find all the food has gone or you won't be served Sir for at least another 127 minutes as we are busy serving Kressida and her issue their Tofu waffle salad sprinkled with organic extra virgin and a cheeky crumb of Stilton, all washed down with a cyclone weather system that if it hit a third world country like Burnley, we would all be donating our clothes and stamps to Blue Peter to help them get over the horrendous experience ! Someone once told me the best thing to do to avoid all this usual English bank holiday shit was to fly off somewhere nice......17 hours sat in fucking Heathrow with the worlds great unwashed sat next to you on the floor.....just pull the detonation cord on that fucking back pack please !!!!! i know most of you cunts don't get bank holidays off working at Aldi so don't understand the desperation and gravity of the matter but surely some of you cunts don't work down the pit on the sabbath and understand this nomination to change on all English calendars the name to ...............Cunt Holiday Monday. PS. This does not involve the sweaty jocks or diddycoys as you cunts do exactly the same but on different cunt holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Pile of shit. Awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Almost a Quincy style waffle, I smell a multi Id. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 48 minutes ago, Eddie said: Almost a Quincy style waffle, I smell a multi Id. The rambling dandy that is the quince, at the very least, has a certain charm about him. This gobby spastic is nothing more than a wanky extension of that yanky donkey fucking chancer.. wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: The rambling dandy that is the quince, at the very least, has a certain charm about him. This gobby spastic is nothing more than a wanky extension of that yanky donkey fucking chancer Wiz. There is a slight rustic appeal to the ramblings of this new cunt. I see potential here, a rough diamond if you will. Whilst I agree that the vast majority of his post is absolute bollocks, there are little nuggets that I can work with. Give me two weeks to thrash him silly and I'll bring him back as a lean, mean, Ding-cunting machine. If it doesn't work out, I'll set Bill on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: There is a slight rustic appeal to the ramblings of this new cunt. I see potential here, a rough diamond if you will. Whilst I agree that the vast majority of his post is absolute bollocks, there are little nuggets that I can work with. Give me two weeks to thrash him silly and I'll bring him back as a lean, mean, Ding-cunting machine. If it doesn't work out, I'll set Bill on him. You've got until Tuesday before Bill steps in. Apparently he's 'sailing' this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Just like my ol woman,why use 30 words when 500 will do.Next time he noms I'll make a cup of tea and turn the phone off in preparation of reaching the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Frank said: You've got until Tuesday before Bill steps in. Apparently he's 'sailing' this weekend. Cruising more like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 I'd like you a hell of a lot more if you got a fucking avatar. Even that thick fucking egg Neil managed to work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cruising more like Correct gyppo.. You dozy grey-haired unshakeable female version of the mikeD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Correct gyppo.. You dozy grey-haired unshakeable female version of the mikeD. The Mike D? Are there imitations? Btw: I'm raven haired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd like you a hell of a lot more if you got a fucking avatar. Even that thick fucking egg Neil managed to work it out. Almost as cunty as changing your fucking avatar eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 45 minutes ago, Frank said: You've got until Tuesday before Bill steps in. Apparently he's 'sailing' this weekend. Bill is my man, and he will attack on my fucking say so, not yours. He will know when the time is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 What a load of cock of a Nom. I fucking love bank holidays. No work, do what you want, have a barbecue. And it's fucking scorching down here in the South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Bill is my man, and he will attack on my fucking say so, not yours. He will know when the time is right. Terribly bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Almost a Quincy style waffle, I smell a multi Id. I smell the crack in your arse.....you fucking carry on up the shit box profile picture cunt. Multi I'd......... So you think I'm some American cunt. How the fuck do I know so much about the pains of English life you fucking retard. You don't have to be inspector morse to figure me out for what I am..... A monumental traditional English gentleman cunt from out in the sticks. How very dare you multi id accuse me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd like you a hell of a lot more if you got a fucking avatar. Even that thick fucking egg Neil managed to work it out. Been thinking about my avatar picture and been searching for something suitably cuntish enough......picture of Lewis Hamilton, monument to Bomber Harris, or Sir Taggart Ferguson. All monumental cunts but I want something more gentlemanly and rustic as Deciimus suggests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. Awful. That fucking crayons running out isn't it Frank. Even fewer words than normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I smell the crack in your arse..... Stop imagining smelling my arse crack, people will think you're a raging fucking bubbles type homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Degenerategambler said: What a load of cock of a Nom. I fucking love bank holidays. No work, do what you want, have a barbecue. And it's fucking scorching down here in the South. Fuck me you retard.....there is no excuse for your complete fucking lack of appreciation or knowledge of your own countries geography.....the Cotswolds are not up North...they are in the middle bit. Somewhere you will never venture as we shoot cunts like you for sport. Now go and sell your kids toys to fuel your gambling habit you pathetic self absorbed, idle, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stop imagining smelling my arse crack, people will think you're a raging fucking bubbles type homo. Bubbles is a fucking homo ?! That's double fucked.....Welsh and a Bandit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Just now, Monumental cunt said: Bubbles is a fucking homo ?! That's double fucked.....Welsh and a Bandit You don't know the half of it, the kicker, when he was last released after a 5 year stretch they housed him opposite a playground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You don't know the half of it, the kicker, when he was last released after a 5 year stretch they housed him opposite a playground. Is that why his profile picture has him sweating like a peodo at a nativity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Btw: I'm raven haired. Locked up in the tower of london? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 What a fucking spackfest. Biggest bunch of gaytards the world has seen. It is only my opinion but I think the nom is fine and Decs and Stickers might as well just get a room together and spit roast Bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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