Eurovision Song Cuntest

[Guest]

So, it's the night of the Eurovision Song Cuntest, I couldn't give a fuck, but I will say this, if we don't win, you Euro cunts can say goodbye to your biggest and stupidest financial benefactor, so bear that in mind when you cast you vote for another shit song from Norway, you cunts.

[Guest nobgobbler]

This pile of shit is right up there with the queen's speech, x factor, and any party political broadcast.

[Neil]

One reason for voting OUT I suppose,never have to listen to this bollocks ever again

[Earl of Punkape]

Most Cuntscorner contributors will be watching this hi-camp gay shit because they love it. Glued to Europuffery in no particular order in an utter trance will be...

Eddie

Decipus

Mr and Mrs Ape

Manky ( at Eurovision Canal St party ).

Ding

Bill Stickers

Gay Gurt

Neil Knobjockey

Quincy.

Plus usual suspects

 

[Ape™️]

We're fucking glued to it. I absolutely love Eurovision, as does Mrs Ape. Stupid cunt.

[Earl of Punkape]

28 minutes ago, Ape said:

We're fucking glued to it. I absolutely love Eurovision, as does Mrs Ape. Stupid cunt.

You may be husband and wife but you're both knob-jockeys.

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

You may be husband and wife but your both knob-jockeys.

I think you'll find it's you're, not your, you spectacularly thick cunt. Lol.

[Earl of Punkape]

18 minutes ago, Ape said:

I think you'll find it's you're, not your, you spectacularly thick cunt. Lol.

I stand corrected ( on i phone)

Is Mrs Ape on a night off tonight ?

[Rev]

Euro-cunt, gender-neutral arse-candles performing their singularly dreary, talentless pish in front of an audience of mature squirters and man-bag wearing shirtlifters. I would visit fire upon them to cleanse the bastards, but as it is, I'm half cut on spiced rum and thrashing out Black Mountain Side on my Danelectro, like any proper bloke would. Any cunt watching this fuck-arsery should be kneecapped and scalped, but not necessarily in that order. Bastards.

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

I stand corrected ( on i phone)

Is Mrs Ape on a night off tonight ?

Why do you continually blame your appalling command of written English on your "i phone"? It's not a sentient being - it does what you tell it.

With regards Mrs Ape - yes, she took the night off for Eurovision. 

 

[Rick_B]

We wont win, we wont even come close to winning. Even if someone discovered Lennon and McCartney's finest ever song in a vault somewhere and submitted it, we wouldn't even be in the top ten. It's all political and we have made too many enemies. Plus of course this year's entry is shite as it usually is.

[Guest]

The jewel In the crown for the fucking bbc.

Absolute cuntfest for spastics.

[camberwell gypsy]

I'm watching it because my "friend" invited (dragged) me round to her house. Next year I'm fucking off to South Sandwich Island because that's about the only place not showing this shitfest.

 

Btw: That hostess has got to be older than me

[Earl of Punkape]

15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm watching it because my "friend" invited (dragged) me round to her house. Next year I'm fucking off to South Sandwich Island because that's about the only place not showing this shitfest.

 

Btw: That hostess has got to be older than me

Is your friend a lesbian ?

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Is your friend a lesbian ?

No. She's a fucking nuisance. She asked me who I was texting. Told her a bunch of cunts.

[Cuntybaws]

29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm watching it because my "friend" invited (dragged) me round to her house.

I warned you that Helen Lederer was a cunt, but you wouldn't fucking listen. 

[camberwell gypsy]

I cant imagine many Aussies watching this down under. Its morning there. They'll be hungover.

[Guest Ollyboro]

200 fucking million cunts apparently watch this parade of warbling sexual degenerates. Assuming that pudding bowl cut cunt from Korea and the Arab world don't watch it, oh and most of the rural poor in India, Africa and South America. That still leaves a fucking high percentage of telly watchers as Hi-NRG cock snorkelers.

[camberwell gypsy]

Apparently the winning Ukranian song was slagging the Russians off for invading Ukraine and uncle Joe Stalin for murdering Ukrainian Tartars during WWII. It's pissed off the Russians apparently. So not all too bad.

[Guest judgetwi]

The overuse of the word "apparently" is a dead giveaway. So many of you have accidentally stumbled across this campfest it must be a conspiracy! You have my sympathy.

[cuntspotter]

6 hours ago, Punkape said:

Is your friend a lesbian ?

Mine is.

[Guest Manky]

I love Eurovision.

Armed with Paveway and Brimstone missiles plus a few 500lb smart bombs, the Eurovision Typhoon is a superb piece of kit to fuck up someone's day

[cuntspotter]

16 hours ago, judgetwi said:

The overuse of the word "apparently" is a dead giveaway. So many of you have accidentally stumbled across this campfest it must be a conspiracy! You have my sympathy.

It's a big gay pride parade.

[Guest nobgobbler]

1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

It's a big gay pride parade.

It's a big gay pride parade, APPARENTLY.

[Earl of Punkape]

I wonder if Manky enjoyed his Eurovision party on Canal Street.

nudge nudge.