Guest Manky Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 I like Kate Moss. Down to earth piss head. Not like most models, up their own fucking arses When I am in my celebrity haunts, I keep having to tell all the models that I am not an object but a real person and they should stop undressing me with their eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 40 minutes ago, Manky said: I like Kate Moss. Down to earth piss head. Not like most models, up their own fucking arses When I am in my celebrity haunts, I keep having to tell all the models that I am not an object but a real person and they should stop undressing me with their eyes. that's true Manky she is not my cup of tea but at least she is not a painfully anorexic thing like some of them......I don't know where the fashion industry got the notion that all skin and bones models with gappy teeth are somehow attractive......Mind you this fashion industry is full of oxygen thief wankers and the terminally gay so who knows how they think. none of them could polish off a mutton madras with 3 pints of wifebeater and keep it down.....which is a crying shame as that's the mark of a decent woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 17 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that's true Manky she is not my cup of tea but at least she is not a painfully anorexic thing like some of them......I don't know where the fashion industry got the notion that all skin and bones models with gappy teeth are somehow attractive...... Vanessa Paradis. The defence rests. PS I like my coffee how I like my women. No pubic hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Vanessa Paradis. The defence rests. PS I like my coffee how I like my women. No pubic hair. Icy cold and black, in a glass container. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Icy cold and black, in a glass container. We'll have no bad taste Whitney Houston jokes on here, thank you very much. You big racist, Ted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: We'll have no bad taste Whitney Houston jokes on here, thank you very much. You big racist, Ted. Sounds a bit like Darth Vader too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 She looks like Jason McAteer.......or Stifler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 On 5/16/2016 at 7:03 PM, Rev said: It looks like that fucking munter Sinead O'Dreary Cunt Connor has Lord Lucaned after "going out for a ride" on her bike. Hopefully they'll find her charred remains up a mountain before the decade's end. Sineads’ latest foray into mental illness sees her splashed all over the newspapers in a black hijab announcing she has converted to Islam, adorning her arrival with a mangled version of the call to prayer and her request to be called Shuhada. A short spell as a Somali Warlords’ trophy wife and fuck toy may have her testing the famously liberal Islamic view on proselytising as she runs screaming back to St Peter. About seven hours and fifteen days should do. Up the dosage you mental cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sineads’ latest foray into mental illness sees her splashed all over the newspapers in a black hijab announcing she has converted to Islam, adorning her arrival with a mangled version of the call to prayer and her request to be called Shuhada. A short spell as a Somali Warlords’ trophy wife and fuck toy may have her testing the famously liberal Islamic view on proselytising as she runs screaming back to St Peter. About seven hours and fifteen days should do. Up the dosage you mental cunt. Apparently her new name Shuhada means Martyr. Anybody happy to oblige? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sineads’ latest foray into mental illness sees her splashed all over the newspapers in a black hijab announcing she has converted to Islam, adorning her arrival with a mangled version of the call to prayer and her request to be called Shuhada. A short spell as a Somali Warlords’ trophy wife and fuck toy may have her testing the famously liberal Islamic view on proselytising as she runs screaming back to St Peter. About seven hours and fifteen days should do. Up the dosage you mental cunt. I find it highly amusing that an arch-feminist who decided to do away with her original surname as it represented an element of "patriarchal suppression", has now decided to embrace a religion that prides itself in its disgusting treatment of women. Clearly irony is lost on the absolutely fucking mental. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 13 hours ago, Queefer said: Apparently her new name Shuhada means Martyr. Anybody happy to oblige? Sinead O'Bomber. Shouting "alopecia akhbar". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, scotty said: Sinead O'Bomber. Shouting "alopecia akhbar". Nothing Compares to Yusuf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Nothing Compares to Yusuf. I came up with "nothing compares to jews", but didn't want to get ratty started. Grenade O'Connor? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Sineads’ latest foray into mental illness sees her splashed all over the newspapers in a black hijab announcing she has converted to Islam, adorning her arrival with a mangled version of the call to prayer and her request to be called Shuhada. A short spell as a Somali Warlords’ trophy wife and fuck toy may have her testing the famously liberal Islamic view on proselytising as she runs screaming back to St Peter. About seven hours and fifteen days should do. Up the dosage you mental cunt. Larry Grayson was a Muslim. He's catchphrase was "Shuhada that door". Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Larry Grayson was a Muslim. He's catchphrase was "Shuhada that door". Fuck off Maybe she’ll cover the Beverley Knight classic Shuhada Woulda Coulda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Maybe she’ll cover the Beverley Knight classic Shuhada Woulda Coulda. Or Jim Diamond's "I Shuhada known better". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or Jim Diamond's "I Shuhada known better". And for the B side, how about that Mike & The Mechanics cracker, (Looking Back) Over My Shuhada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Please tell me the racist meltdown guy on the Ryan Air flight isn't a hinge! David Mesher he's called. Perhaps him and racist UKIP cunt, Godfrey Bloom, are partners in slime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 46 minutes ago, ratcum said: Please tell me the racist meltdown guy on the Ryan Air flight isn't a hinge! David Mesher he's called. Perhaps him and racist UKIP cunt, Godfrey Bloom, are partners in slime? Yeah, but, no, but, he's said he's not a racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And for the B side, how about that Mike & The Mechanics cracker, (Looking Back) Over My Shuhada. Or anything by Shuhadawaddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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