Mrs Roops Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 There was a time when The City's bowler hat brigade were the hand-maidens to industry and innovation, now the city, with too much cash sloshing around and egos to massage call the shots, usually through the leverage of other peoples' money. With this in mind take a pretty and visionary young scientist who dressed in Steve Jobs type garb, announces the development of a revolutionary new blood analysis technology which, had the money men bothered to check with the bio-science press for peer-reviewed assessment instead of creaming over Forbes International et all, may now not be nursing a $4.5 billion hit. Do the research boys - due diligence and all that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Fucking hell, just what I needed after a wet morning chasing cattle across fields. Something light and humorous to cheer me up. Well done, I can't stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell, just what I needed after a wet morning chasing cattle across fields. Something light and humorous to cheer me up. Well done, I can't stop laughing. Gotta balance the haughty with the naughty, Scrote - why not amble down the road and enjoy a café & croissant followed by a midday aperò? That'l cheer you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 I don't understand why this is a cunt. Did you invest in the company or something? Was it your bank account they were pissing away? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell, just what I needed after a wet morning chasing cattle across fields. Something light and humorous to cheer me up. Well done, I can't stop laughing. Did you catch your wife? Vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: take a pretty and visionary young scientist... Don't mind if I do, but that nose is going to be hard to ignore. You could ski down that cunt! Biotechs are the new tulips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Did you catch your wife? Vivre No, yours you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You could ski down that cunt! I can't see her cunt but I bet it's fucking slimy if you can ski down it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: I don't understand why this is a cunt. Did you invest in the company or something? Was it your bank account they were pissing away? With any luck it was. She might have to start selling pics of her hairy again to raise some cash. I would buy one. It would be placed on the mantelpiece to keep the grandkid away from the fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: I don't understand why this is a cunt. Did you invest in the company or something? Was it your bank account they were pissing away? .....not that I'm aware of, Scotty. This nom is about how allegedly hard-headed wolves of Wall Street were seduced by hype to the tune of $4.5 billion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell, just what I needed after a wet morning chasing cattle across fields. Something light and humorous to cheer me up. Well done, I can't stop laughing. Why chase cows, when you have a pig at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't mind if I do, but that nose is going to be hard to ignore. You could ski down that cunt! Biotechs are the new tulips. She looks a bit like an android sexy job off Bladerunner, kind of almost human... 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: .....not that I'm aware of, Scotty. This nom is about how allegedly hard-headed wolves of Wall Street were seduced by hype to the tune of $4.5 billion. "hard headed wolves of Wall Street" are more fickle when it comes to the latest trendy bollocks than Twitter, because they make money either way, it's the fund investors who lose. They are, afterall, merely bookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: "hard headed wolves of Wall Street" are more fickle when it comes to the latest trendy bollocks than Twitter, because they make money either way, it's the fund investors who lose. They are, afterall, merely bookies. The days of stock brokers being mearly bookies are long over as the demarcation lines between them, banks, fund managers and other financial institutions are often blurred. The Big Bang saw to that. In this particular case it seems private equity outfits and venture capitalists were taken in. Expect writs to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: .....not that I'm aware of, Scotty. This nom is about how allegedly hard-headed wolves of Wall Street were seduced by hype to the tune of $4.5 billion. Greed is good. Greed works. And greed will save America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 11 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Fucking hell, just what I needed after a wet morning chasing cattle across fields. Something light and humorous to cheer me up. Well done, I can't stop laughing. Are you a border collie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Are you a border collie? No , just bordering on something..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: No , just bordering on something..... Suicide, hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you a border collie? more of a mongrel....something between a British bulldog and a French poodle......as in ugly as fuck but with poncey frog ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Call me old fashioned but there's no way this girl's having a little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Call me old fashioned but there's no way this girl's having a little prick. You rang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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