Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why are they in the clink? It was horrible, Gyps, just vile. I felt sick. Ding used ten exclamation marks on the "England fans chant 'Isis, where are you'" thread - fucking TEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It was horrible, Gyps, just vile. I felt sick. Ding used ten exclamation marks on the "England fans chant 'Isis, where are you'" thread - fucking TEN! It's fucking criminal, Mr B. Fucking criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 38 minutes ago, Bubbles said: That's not for me to say. Other than one was being a completely stupid racist cunt, and the other was being an inquisitive little cunt that was trying to uncover the truth. I'll let you work out which is which, but whatever you find out, they were both complete fucking idiots. Trying to uncover the truth eh? He may be lying face down in a ditch now. I'm not going to delve too deep as I don't want to disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Over usage of exclamation marks is a clear sign of a diseased mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Where do you stand on the "High Tea" versus "Afternoon Tea" debate? High tea is served to cheap lower-middle class types in cheap Scottish border villages by middle aged Scottish prudes in grotty tweeds and horn-rimmed spectacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck off you twats. Dinner is at dinner time and tea is at tea time. Call a chip butty a chip sandwich near me and I will personally throttle you with your entrails. This is because you are working class. Luncheon is served at............Lunch time.....cretin. You don't dress for dinner (black tie) at lunch time do you ? Tea is a cup of tea or in your case a cum stained mug on Canal St. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is because you are working class. Luncheon is served at............Lunch time.....cretin. You don't dress for dinner (black tie) at lunch time do you ? Tea is a cup of tea or in your case a cum stained mug on Canal St. I had a feeling you'd approve of this topic Punkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is because you are working class. Luncheon is served at............Lunch time.....cretin. You don't dress for dinner (black tie) at lunch time do you ? Tea is a cup of tea or in your case a cum stained mug on Canal St. I grew up with afters or desert when dining out with the family at a Berni. Now.. with all the money you could ever wish for, I find myself considering pudding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I grew up with afters or desert when dining out with the family at a Berni. Now.. with all the money you could ever wish for, I find myself considering pudding. Have you been ordering house red and £9.99 steaks again with PunkApe in a wetherspoons, suffering from severe delusions of grandeur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I grew up with afters or desert when dining out with the family at a Berni. Now.. with all the money you could ever wish for, I find myself considering pudding. Frank, you overflowing spunktoon, what do you make of PK's unceremonious dumping? I suspect the cunt was helping himself to Spotto's tea and biscuit money. The cunt. Use what little influence you have left and get us the answer. You dried out piece of shit. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Have you been ordering house red and £9.99 steaks again with PunkApe in a wetherspoons, suffering from severe delusions of grandeur? I don't know how I got here, Bill. Some of us just get lucky, I guess. Following the football won't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: As a Tesco user I feel it inappropriate for me to comment. I'm sure Punkape will be along in due course to give his view, once his cleaning shift at the golf club finishes. Actually I've just got back from a club match followed by a gargantuan lunch. ( I played brilliantly and won my game). luncheon was... 3 bottles of Coopers Australian ale (lager). To rehydrate. Terrine fruit de mer. (Seafood pate for ignorant cunts) Melba toast, Jersey butter. 1ere cru Chablis. (White wine) 2 large glasses. Sirloin of Aberdeen Angus Beef and seasonal vegetables. Club Claret ( 1 bottle ) Mango Posset with Choclate lime cream. Vin Sauternes. 3 glasses. Regional cheeses Courvoisier/kümmel/Creeme de menthe. ( 2 large kümmels ) Decanted to team Mini -bus. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I don't know how I got here, Bill. Some of us just get lucky, I guess. Following the football won't help. I sell poor quality cocaine abroad to the Chelsea boys at exorbitant prices. At my current rate, I'll be a millionaire by 27. Then I'll buy that one bed studio flat I've always dreamed of. It's like yours, except I wont have a wickes kitchen or my minging daughter blue tacked to the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I grew up with afters or desert when dining out with the family at a Berni. Now.. with all the money you could ever wish for, I find myself considering pudding. The true litmus test, frank. Napkin or serviette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 15 minutes ago, Frank said: I grew up with afters or desert when dining out with the family at a Berni. Now.. with all the money you could ever wish for, I find myself considering pudding. You should always aspire to move up the social scale even if you will never be accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Frank, you overflowing spunktoon, what do you make of PK's unceremonious dumping? I suspect the cunt was helping himself to Spotto's tea and biscuit money. The cunt. Use what little influence you have left and get us the answer. You dried out piece of shit. Good evening. I was rather fond of proper. He had some great qualities.. self deprecating, suffered fools, humourless and totally addicted to fixed odds fruit machines. He'll be dead before the year's out. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Actually I've just got back from a club match followed by a gargantuan lunch. ( I played brilliantly and won my game). luncheon was... 3 bottles of Coopers Australian ale (lager). To rehydrate. Terrine fruit de mer. (Seafood pate for ignorant cunts) Melba toast, Jersey butter. 1ere cru Chablis. (White wine) 2 large glasses. Sirloin of Aberdeen Angus Beef and seasonal vegetables. Club Claret ( 1 bottle ) Mango Posset with Choclate lime cream. Vin Sauternes. 3 glasses. Regional cheeses Courvoisier/kümmel/Creeme de menthe. ( 2 large kümmels ) Decanted to team Mini -bus. Lol. I wonder what your golf handicap is, as your other main handicap seems to be literacy. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Actually I've just got back from a club match followed by a gargantuan lunch. ( I played brilliantly and won my game). luncheon was... 3 bottles of Coopers Australian ale (lager). To rehydrate. Terrine fruit de mer. (Seafood pate for ignorant cunts) Melba toast, Jersey butter. 1ere cru Chablis. (White wine) 2 large glasses. Sirloin of Aberdeen Angus Beef and seasonal vegetables. Club Claret ( 1 bottle ) Mango Posset with Choclate lime cream. Vin Sauternes. 3 glasses. Regional cheeses Courvoisier/kümmel/Creeme de menthe. ( 2 large kümmels ) Decanted to team Mini -bus. Lol. I can only assume that this list is some kind of Polari code for the sexual services you offer to passing poofs, behind your council pitch and putt. You grubby little cottager. Courvoisier/Kümmel/Crème de menthe can only mean that you offer arse to mouth with an anal cream-pie money shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I can only assume that this list is some kind of Polari code for the sexual services you offer to passing poofs, behind your council pitch and putt. You grubby little cottager. Courvoisier/Kümmel/Crème de menthe can only mean that you offer arse to mouth with an anal cream-pie money shot. You will never get into any of my clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I wonder what your golf handicap is, as your other main handicap seems to be literacy. Lol. I too pissed to operate the spell check. Up yours knob-jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You will never get into any of my clubs. I'm not sure he wants to join your men's only club, pinky. Olly, steer clear, old Punkers is nothing more than a smelly little street urchin who's riddled with more viruses than Freddie Mercury's wank sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I'm not sure he wants to join your men's only club, pinky. Olly, steer clear, old Punkers is nothing more than a smelly little street urchin who's riddled with more viruses than Freddie Mercury's wank sock. You wouldn't get into the premises to even ask about applying for membership. The club porters would eject you then call retokil to disinfect appropriate areas.. Drongo. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 36 minutes ago, Frank said: I was rather fond of proper. He had some great qualities.. self deprecating, suffered fools, humourless and totally addicted to fixed odds fruit machines. He'll be dead before the year's out. Good evening. Another superb obituary. Someone order a gravestone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I'm not sure he wants to join your men's only club, pinky. Olly, steer clear, old Punkers is nothing more than a smelly little street urchin who's riddled with more viruses than Freddie Mercury's wank sock. Appreciate the warning, Bubbs. Actually it's not a bad idea to each warn somebody else about him. You've warned me, so I'll warn...... Oi, Bill! Keep away from Spunkers. He's a predatory poof whose cock seeps AIDS from its assorted cuts and abrasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Another superb obituary. Someone order a gravestone. I'm fed up with your pleasantries and likes. What happened to the sharp end of bill fucking stickers.. the cunt who made me think of my very existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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