Guest CockUp Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 I was accosted in the Lloyds bank by a guy offering to help me deposit funds. He smelt of shit. What to do? Change bank, wear a nose clip Or go to a diff brach. There was no back ground music to help me out. Wipe your arse & avoid me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, CockUp said: I was accosted in the Lloyds bank by a guy offering to help me deposit funds. He smelt of shit. What to do? Change bank, wear a nose clip Or go to a diff brach. There was no back ground music to help me out. Wipe your arse & avoid me Fuck off prof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, CockUp said: I was accosted in the Lloyds bank by a guy offering to help me deposit funds. He smelt of shit. What to do? Change bank, wear a nose clip Or go to a diff brach. There was no back ground music to help me out. Wipe your arse & avoid me This isn't a fucking help forum, Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, CockUp said: I was accosted in the Lloyds bank by a guy offering to help me deposit funds. He smelt of shit. What to do? Change bank, wear a nose clip Or go to a diff brach. There was no back ground music to help me out. Wipe your arse & avoid me Fuck off you stupid little fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest CockUp Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off you stupid little fucking cunt. Tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Great work, you complete set of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 A bloke that works in a bank is guaranteed to be 100% gay and therefore the aroma of shit is probably from his cock or mouth and not from his arse. Did he respond to the name Punkape by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Fuck me prof you cunt. I see they let you out then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 hour ago, CockUp said: Wipe your arse & avoid me I'll wipe my arse with you. What kind of a cunt physically goes into a bank? Cunts who like queuing; that's who fucking do. The last time I went in mine they were employing some kind of a greeter, who's job was to tell cunts which queue to join. There was a choice of fucking 2. Adverts all over desperately trying to convince people that the bank isn't full of cunts, yet they employ a mincer in an ill-fitting suit to push cunts into queues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 I had a road tax refund CHEQUE (on paper) for my Dad's now ex Mazda. alright? He is 97 for got sake, do you expect him to enter a bank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, CockUp said: I had a road tax refund CHEQUE (on paper) for my Dad's now ex Mazda. alright? He is 97 for got sake, do you expect him to enter a bank? Probably wouldn't have been able to smell the shit though?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 His sense of smell's the same as mine - police dog level. you ain't very friendly on the corner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Just now, CockUp said: His sense of smell's the same as mine - police dog level. you ain't very friendly on the corner ? Its called cunts corner mate…..what did you expect? Fucking Narnia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, CockUp said: I had a road tax refund CHEQUE (on paper) for my Dad's now ex Mazda. alright? He is 97 for got sake, do you expect him to enter a bank? As I've already pointed out: Banks are for cunts. And if this bloke purporting to be your father shares your genes, then he must be a cunt with honours. Therefore, stood in the bank with a load of other cunts would be the best place for him. By the way, are you Chinese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: You stupid fucking cunt. Fucking wish id have thought of that one…….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 2 hours ago, CockUp said: I was accosted in the Lloyds bank by a guy offering to help me deposit ... Was this a sperm bank? Is Lloyd a faggot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 He probably saw your drooling spastic visage and shat himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, CockUp said: I had a road tax refund CHEQUE (on paper) for my Dad's now ex Mazda. alright? He is 97 for got sake, do you expect him to enter a bank? Anyway, why's your ponce of a Dad packed in kerb- crawling? He can't have hit them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Anyway, why's your ponce of a Dad packed in kerb- crawling? He can't have hit them all. They bumped into each other……….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Please refrain from posting sexual abuse accusations about poster's family members. Also this is the nomination section, so at least some on topic posts would be good. The open corner section is below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 14 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Please refrain from posting sexual abuse accusations about poster's family members. Also this is the nomination section, so at least some on topic posts would be good. The open corner section is below. Even admin told ProfB to fuck off and immediately banned the cunt again for good last time it came back under a pseudonym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 The standard of discourse on this thread is woeful. Do better than "fuck off cunt" or don't bother at all, you monosyllabic peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Fuck off prof. I second that emotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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