Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. Are you steaming or concussed or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. Ed, I don't want to alarm you, but I think you might have suffered brain damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Ed, I don't want to alarm you, but I think you might have suffered brain damage. And that's a resource he can ill afford to damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eh? I have lumps and bumps and cuts, I hate bullies, but should keep my mouth shut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. Eddie, you've gone and worried everybody. Apes in pieces, bubba is distraught, they're both getting tooled up, Manky is saying "now then, now then" and "calm down" repeatedly, and I shan't sleep a wink tonight. You need 6 drinks, and quick, before the adrenaline wears off. Then you can explain what "bullin" is, and why you gave them your phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 On 04/07/2016 at 10:02 PM, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. Were you with a mate by any chance? You didn't mention it is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: And that's a resource he can ill afford to damage. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eddie, you've gone and worried everybody. Apes in pieces, bubba is distraught, they're both getting tooled up, Manky is saying "now then, now then" and "calm down" repeatedly, and I shan't sleep a wink tonight. You need 6 drinks, and quick, before the adrenaline wears off. Then you can explain what "bullin" is, and why you gave them your phone. Maybe they borrowed his phone and that's when it kicked off? Edward hates both bullies and the borrowers, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Where you with a mate by any chance? You didn't mention it is all. He's seeing double. Eddie, your brain has swollen, to the size of a tangerine . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: I have lumps and bumps and cuts, I hate bullies, but should keep my mouth shut... You did the right thing. Probably no point in saying anything at all to fucks like that, combat is inevitable, just wade directly in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's seeing double. Eddie, your brain has swollen, to the size of a tangerine . Stop bullin' him, you vicious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eddies mate Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 I'm with Eddie, he has a lump on his head like a egg. The boys done well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 36 minutes ago, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Ape would let them shag his wife 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Er, hi cunt. This is an inventive line of bullshit if it is indeed bullshit. I'm prepared to accept it as described though. Maybe I'm a gullible cunt, but that's ok. Well done Eddie, God loves a trier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape would let them shag his wife A menacing deterrent indeed. Overkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A menacing deterrent indeed. Overkill. I'm not claiming I won, to be honest we got a bit of a dig. Hood rats are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I'm not claiming I won, to be honest we got a bit of a dig. Hood rats are cunts. What sort of miners club shit hole were you attending? This does not sound like a valet parking type of place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What sort of miners club shit hole were you attending? This does not sound like a valet parking type of place. It was the ritz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'm not claiming I won, to be honest we got a bit of a dig. Hood rats are cunts. I haven't taken a drubbing in about 8 years, but it was plenty to last. These events often have a second and very unwelcome serving as the cunt perpetrators are the sort to hang around. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: It was the ritz. Le Shitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I haven't taken a drubbing in about 8 years, but it was plenty to last. These events often have a second and very unwelcome serving as the cunt perpetrators are the sort to hang around. Just saying. Don't worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Don't worry, the blokes that collect our bad debts will resolve. Eddie, that sounds ominous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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