Jiggerycock Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Not going to the Olympics because they might get bitten by a fly and then not be able to get their boyfriends pregnant. Google 'Petra Majdic 2010 Winter Olympics'. There's 'hardcore' for you right there. She could have every last one of you Pringle-wearing, prissy, little mummys boys and still have time to stop and fart the Slovenian national anthem in 3-4 time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Not going to the Olympics because they might get bitten by a fly and then not be able to get their boyfriends pregnant. Google 'Petra Majdic 2010 Winter Olympics'. There's 'hardcore' for you right there. She could have every last one of you Pringle-wearing, prissy, little mummys boys and still have time to stop and fart the Slovenian national anthem in 3-4 time. I love watching X country skiing. I've seen her race. I did some in Canada. Back a bit. It's a tough sport. Certainly good for the quads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I love watching X country skiing. I've seen her race. I did some in Canada. Back a bit. It's a tough sport. Certainly good for the quads She's the toughest thing I've seen in sport. Imagine - being intimidated by a fucking mosquito! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: She's the toughest thing I've seen in sport. It's just a flesh wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Bad crash but at least she got up and walked away unlike schumacher. He's never even bothered to put on a pair of skis since his crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Bad crash but at least she got up and walked away unlike schumacher. He's never even bothered to put on a pair of skis since his crash Neither has Natasha Richardson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Not going to the Olympics because they might get bitten by a fly and then not be able to get their boyfriends pregnant. Google 'Petra Majdic 2010 Winter Olympics'. There's 'hardcore' for you right there. She could have every last one of you Pringle-wearing, prissy, little mummys boys and still have time to stop and fart the Slovenian national anthem in 3-4 time. They have less chance of being affected by the Zika virus in Rio than they do of being bummed to death if they were allowed into one of Pinky's clubs....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 4 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Bad crash but at least she got up and walked away unlike schumacher. He's never even bothered to put on a pair of skis since his crash Schumacher? Possible golfer, definite sausage-jockey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 She could wank me off with those wrists if she wanted to,excellent alpine training tell her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Not going to the Olympics because they might get bitten by a fly and then not be able to get their boyfriends pregnant. Google 'Petra Majdic 2010 Winter Olympics'. There's 'hardcore' for you right there. She could have every last one of you Pringle-wearing, prissy, little mummys boys and still have time to stop and fart the Slovenian national anthem in 3-4 time. Pro Cyclists put them to shame as well. Last year one came off in the Tour de France, broke his collar bone but got back and rode for a few miles before he passed out through the pain. Can't imagine the woossie footballers doing that. But as you know football's for...etc etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: They have less chance of being affected by the Zika virus in Rio than they do of being bummed to death if they were allowed into one of Pinky's clubs....... I bet they all talk about stroking their balls and better ways to grip their shaft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet they all talk about stroking their balls and better ways to grip their shaft. Why the fuck do they need spikes in their fucking pansy arsed spats to "walk across some grass"...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet they all talk about stroking their balls and better ways to grip their shaft. That, aggressive rimming techniques; and last weeks' episode of Hollyoaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pro Cyclists put them to shame as well. Last year one came off in the Tour de France, broke his collar bone but got back and rode for a few miles before he passed out through the pain. Can't imagine the woossie footballers doing that. But as you know football's for...etc etc. Footballers are virtual bedrocks of masculinity compared to these cowardly bloody tit-monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Can't blame the golfers to be honest. Could you imagine walking around in a fucking tropical jungle, looking for your Dunlop no.2, dressed in a Pringle. And, it being Brazil, there's every chance a non-Tiger black would be allowed on the course . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Can't blame the golfers to be honest. Could you imagine walking around in a fucking tropical jungle, looking for your Dunlop no.2, dressed in a Pringle. And, it being Brazil, there's every chance a non-Tiger black would be allowed on the course . Non-tiger black...?? Hopefully they'd meet one of these.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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