Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 I just locked one of the bastards in the garden shed that'll teach it, I left the door open and it crept inside, I think it's next doors. Maybe I'll go and have a look in a week or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 You teasing cunt. Old Spunkers was properly frothing at the gusset thinking this thread was about musicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Berk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 13 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: I just locked one of the bastards in the garden shed that'll teach it, I left the door open and it crept inside, I think it's next doors. Maybe I'll go and have a look in a week or two. It must be a comfort to you, knowing you have so much in common with Dennis Nilsen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 That Andrew Log Webber - what a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 13 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: I just locked one of the bastards in the garden shed that'll teach it, I left the door open and it crept inside, I think it's next doors. Maybe I'll go and have a look in a week or two. You cruel cuntframed big wrister..i reckon your saving that cat for your own sexual pleasure....you sick bundle of cunt..i will have to report you to the RPOSCFSU....i have your IP address so it won't take long to track you down...it's in motion as we speak...i will save that poor innocent cat from your sexual desires...have a good day you tour de cuntforce.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Go and let the cat out and stop being a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Just neck the little fucker before it shits on my lawn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 44 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Just neck the little fucker before it shits on my lawn.. What, swallow it whole? What is he, a giant squid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 16 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: I just locked one of the bastards in the garden shed that'll teach it, I left the door open and it crept inside, I think it's next doors. Maybe I'll go and have a look in a week or two. An arsehole, and an unfunny imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What, swallow it whole? What is he, a giant squid? Put it this way, if he does swallow it instead of wringing it's neck, I'll be rid of the cat and you'll be rid of him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 The old lady up the road has been along here twice today calling the cunting thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 Is this an actual nom then? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the nominator is talking shit, and may actually be special needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Is this an actual nom then? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the nominator is talking shit, and may actually be special needs. Your a bit of a gay spastic yourself. lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 I am allergic to the little fuckers. Every time I touch a pussy I break out in a rash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Is this an actual nom then? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the nominator is talking shit, and may actually be special needs. Don't know about a limb Bubba, sounds like something our resident lamb would post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I am allergic to the little fuckers. Every time I touch a pussy I break out in a rash Hello Manky. Did you have a good night on Canal St ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Hello Manky. Did you have a good night on Canal St ? lol. How the fuck did I know that was coming? You boring, predictable cunt. For the record, I have not been in a pub on Canal Street for 10 years and the last time was to show Mrs Manky what faggots looked like. She, like I, was appalled at the blatant displays of poofery and we took our custom elsewhere. I now frequent the Northern Quarter which ranks alongside Aleppo, Raqqa and Mosul in its charm and architectural style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I am allergic to the little fuckers. Every time I touch a pussy I break out in a rash Manky, that's what is referred to as an open goal. So, rooney would have missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 On 15/07/2016 at 8:51 PM, I know that Cunt said: I just locked one of the bastards in the garden shed that'll teach it, I left the door open and it crept inside, I think it's next doors. Maybe I'll go and have a look in a week or two. You should have just put it in the bin. That went well for that old bint, hardly any media exposure at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 It's too easy to wind some of you up. Of course i didn't lock it in the shed, it would only shit in there which I would have to clean up, so i kicked its arse right over the fence. I bet the cunt won't come back here in a hurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: It's too easy to wind some of you up. Of course i didn't lock it in the shed, it would only shit in there which I would have to clean up, so i kicked its arse right over the fence. I bet the cunt won't come back here in a hurry. You're a total disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 If only he had Catholicism. They lock boys up in their sheds instead of cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 I put lion shit around the roses to stop giraffes eating them. It works. I have never had a rose eaten by a giraffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: If only he had Catholicism. They lock boys up in their sheds instead of cats. He probably fucked the cat. It was probably the only pussy that etc et fucking C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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