Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Southerners start at Carlisle. (Not Calais, as some mistakenly believe.) Carlisle is fucking shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 16 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You are such a thick cunt. I have no time for Islam. I find it a daft load of bollocks. I also have no time for racists. My use of the term deleted was to highlight the fact that Eddie, whilst being fairly amusing, is a fucking idiot for being a racist because he is of foreign descent. The law according to Bigot Bill states that racism is the preserve of the pure English only. You stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, The Beast said: The law according to Bigot Bill states that racism is the preserve of the pure English only. You stupid fucking cunt. Complete nonsensical bollocks as per usual. Most cultures and nations contain racists. Eddie is an Italian racist for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Complete nonsensical bollocks as per usual. Most cultures and nations contain racists. Eddie is an Italian racist for instance. ..and you're calilng him Italian as if it's an insult.. thereby racist.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 55 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ..and you're calilng him Italian as if it's an insult.. thereby racist.. Am I? Or have you just made that up in your head based on absolutely fuck all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: ..and you're calilng him Italian as if it's an insult.. thereby racist.. Calling Eddie Italian is merely stating a fact, as is calling him a racist. However, to fully capture all that Eddie embodies, the words thick and idiot should also have been used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 On 24/07/2016 at 10:16 AM, neil298 said: Anyone who wants to go to this english hating shit stain of a country is a big enough cunt anyway.Queues are for cunts They don't bother to queue in France. It's the Hillsborough of Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Calling Eddie Italian is merely stating a fact, as is calling him a racist. However, to fully capture all that Eddie embodies, the words thick and idiot should also have been used. Ape, I'm not Italian, it was all a ruse. I'm a blond haired blue eyed beauty, thick as cow shit but earning a shed load. It's an injustice that you earn very little despite your six GCSE qualifications and your four year apprenticeship in engineering, it's a fucked up world. I can imagine you now, sitting cross legged in your overalls, 3 pens in your breast pocket, racing to finish the sudoku before the lunch time whistle sounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ape, I'm not Italian, it was all a ruse. I'm a blond haired blue eyed beauty, thick as cow shit but earning a shed load. It's an injustice that you earn very little despite your six GCSE qualifications and your four year apprenticeship in engineering, it's a fucked up world. I can imagine you now, sitting cross legged in your overalls, 3 pens in your breast pocket, racing to finish the sudoku before the lunch time whistle sounds. You have a very active imagination for someone so fucking thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 33 minutes ago, Ape said: You have a very active imagination for someone so fucking thick. What part is not true?, I know you have 4 pens not 3... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: What part is not true?, I know you have 4 pens not 3... Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Hilarious. You're really turning into a sour puss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: You're really turning into a sour puss. He is fucking lucky. My French half is racist, my English half is not. I spend most of my time arguing with myself. Still I don't offend other people, only myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Ape, I'm not Italian, it was all a ruse. I'm a blond haired blue eyed beauty, thick as cow shit but earning a shed load. It's an injustice that you earn very little despite your six GCSE qualifications and your four year apprenticeship in engineering, it's a fucked up world. I can imagine you now, sitting cross legged in your overalls, 3 pens in your breast pocket, racing to finish the sudoku before the lunch time whistle sounds. Astute observations Eddie. I imagine you keep a HB pencil lodged inbetween your protruding builder's arse crack whilst on site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Astute observations Eddie. I imagine you keep a HB pencil lodged inbetween your protruding builder's arse crack whilst on site. You've been Punkaped, and I claim my free suicide vest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Astute observations Eddie. I imagine you keep a HB pencil lodged inbetween your protruding builder's arse crack whilst on site. Well it beats having crack shoved up your arse and the customs man looking for it with his pencil. Were you the reason for the ferry delays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Well it beats having crack shoved up your arse and the customs man looking for it with his pencil. Were you the reason for the ferry delays? I'm a free man withers. They didn't find my crack. I lodged half of it extremely far up my arse and used ding as a drugs mule for the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Astute observations Eddie. I imagine you keep a HB pencil lodged inbetween your protruding builder's arse crack whilst on site. Interest rate cut to 0.25%, good time to try again bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I have no interest in convincing the staff of anything. I just want everybody to know about eddie's family history before he launches into another tirade about Anglo Saxon genetics and migrants stealing people's jobs. As another pathetic xenophobe yoirself, your beef is with Eddie the immigrant, not with me. He's taken your job, your women and your semi detached two up two down in Walthamstow. He's the reason you work part time washing pots at the local wetherspoons, wank alone into a pot noodle every night, and share a room with your mother in a one bed flat. If only you knew the truth Sticks. If only you knew. As for Walthamstow,I've never been there let alone lived in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: As for Walthamstow,I've never been there let alone lived in London. I've been through Walthamstow a few times, Never stopped there, though, it's a fucking shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 23 hours ago, Frank said: Deebom, I'm not sure if you've added anything here of any worth, ever. I don't know. Oh I have Frank. It's you're on a different band to me, and unable to comprehend much of what I post. Dont worry about it too much though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 People are still going to France? The entire country smells of stale piss and festering cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: People are still going to France? The entire country smells of stale piss and festering cheese. Yes, that is why Bubba is holidaying here right now. He hates to feel homesick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: People are still going to France? The entire country smells of stale piss and festering cheese. Well Wiz apparently they are. I have been to my local café bar this après and it was absolutely packed inside and out with loud overbearing English holidaymakers with typically screaming brats running amok.. For a split second I thought I was in Brighton, but there were no poofs mincing about, the booze was half the price, and the sun was shining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Well Wiz apparently they are. I have been to my local café bar this après and it was absolutely packed inside and out with loud overbearing English holidaymakers with typically screaming brats running amok.. For a split second I thought I was in Brighton, but there were no poofs mincing about, the booze was half the price, and the sun was shining Melanoma and basil cell carcinoma all around, then. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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