Jake The Muss Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 On 19/06/2023 at 17:00, camberwell gypsy said: Another fuck up from Bairstow lets the Paki off the hook. Stokes should never have declared when he did, Root was 118 not out and could have got England another 30-40 runs which would have made it more difficult for the Aussies to chase...Stokes needs to pull his dick in sometimes. I believe that declaration cost England the match. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 49 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Stokes should never have declared when he did, Root was 118 not out and could have got England another 30-40 runs which would have made it more difficult for the Aussies to chase...Stokes needs to pull his dick in sometimes. I believe that declaration cost England the match. I know literally next to nothing about cricket, other than it is mainly played by queers, northerners, pakis and posh cunts and is thus a load of fucking shit. But even I raised an eyebrow when I read about the early declaration, and lo and behold it's bit the queerbashing, ginger cunt in his red, hairy fucking arse. Who knows what possessed him, but that's what happens when you allow a child with no morals to make important decisions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Stokes should never have declared when he did, Root was 118 not out and could have got England another 30-40 runs which would have made it more difficult for the Aussies to chase...Stokes needs to pull his dick in sometimes. I believe that declaration cost England the match. And the Ashes. The Aussies would have sussed bazball out after this so I can see England folding. To have any chance I'd ditch Anderson as he done fuck all in this test and bring in Wood ( if he's fit), Foakes to take the gloves and bring in Surrey's Jack's for Moheen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 20/06/2023 at 23:08, Decimus said: I know literally next to nothing about cricket, other than it is mainly played by queers, northerners, pakis and posh cunts and is thus a load of fucking shit. But even I raised an eyebrow when I read about the early declaration, and lo and behold it's bit the queerbashing, ginger cunt in his red, hairy fucking arse. Who knows what possessed him, but that's what happens when you allow a child with no morals to make important decisions. More worring is how that Ginger Minger Roops has made the leaderboard, i thought you had that shit locked down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 21/06/2023 at 00:27, camberwell gypsy said: And the Ashes. The Aussies would have sussed bazball out after this so I can see England folding. To have any chance I'd ditch Anderson as he done fuck all in this test and bring in Wood ( if he's fit), Foakes to take the gloves and bring in Surrey's Jack's for Moheen. At this rate, Anderson will be bowling from his fucking zimmer frame if the cunt dosen't retire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 34 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: More worring is how that Ginger Minger Roops has made the leaderboard, i thought you had that shit locked down. It's a distressing state of affairs, Bend, Withers even popped his head up on there last week. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a distressing state of affairs, Bend, Withers even popped his head up on there last week. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but it stinks. It does, the leaderboard usually consists of you, Billy and Eric with a wildcard. It's some of those wildcards that is disturbing and i don't like it, i like to login and see normality, not the likes of Roops, Pen, Ass-holes or even that stupid fucking retard Lamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted June 23, 2023 Report Share Posted June 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: It does, the leaderboard usually consists of you, Billy and Eric with a wildcard. It's some of those wildcards that is disturbing and i don't like it, i like to login and see normality, not the likes of Roops, Pen, Ass-holes or even that stupid fucking retard Lamb. Well thanks very bastarding fucking much, Jako! Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: It does, the leaderboard usually consists of you, Billy and Eric with a wildcard. It's some of those wildcards that is disturbing and i don't like it, i like to login and see normality, not the likes of Roops, Pen, Ass-holes or even that stupid fucking retard Lamb. Naturally you ignore the bleedin' obvious why certain punters seemingly occupy the LB on a permanent basis but as your employers won't allow you to operate any tools that have moving parts, one shouldn't be too surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Well thanks very bastarding fucking much, Jako! Cunt. Some wildcards DC, the ones i mentioned and a couple of others like Spunk guzzler Ape, Drew, Carl and Panzy boy. All mentioned don't deserve to be in the top 50 let alone anywhere near the leaderboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Naturally you ignore the bleedin' obvious why certain punters seemingly occupy the LB on a permanent basis but as your employers won't allow you to operate any tools that have moving parts, one shouldn't be too surprised. Wow, how did i miss that and you work that out. At this point i have to ask, are you naturally stupid or do you work on it on a daily basis, a bit of both i reckon. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 27 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Wow, how did i miss that and you work that out. At this point i have to ask, are you naturally stupid or do you work on it on a daily basis, a bit of both i reckon. Fuck off. Well, its not rocket science but its a given that everyone on this site is cleverer than you. Anyway Jake, you should calm down otherwise you'll disturb the balance of your precious bodily fluids which will turn on you and give the clap or covid or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, its not rocket science but its a given that everyone on this site is cleverer than you. Anyway Jake, you should calm down otherwise you'll disturb the balance of your precious bodily fluids which will turn on you and give the clap or covid or something. That's hilarious. Fuck off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said: That's hilarious. Fuck off again. Bend what on earth is going on in your tiny mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 13 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: That's hilarious. Fuck off again. Fender .. take a leaf out of you Uncle Frank's book and buy yoursel a little dog and take it for walks, it will calm you down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Fender .. take a leaf out of you Uncle Frank's book and buy yoursel a little dog and take it for walks, it will calm you down. I have a dog already you stupid fucking cunt as you well know...and she is more mad and angry than me and would bite a chunk out of you on first sight of you. As i reply, she is chewing through a wall to get a piece of the cunt nieghbour. Oh, mind your fucking conk, nose ointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Bend what on earth is going on in your tiny mind? Don't know Frank, i think it's LSD influence. Apart from killing myself, what should i do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I have a dog already you stupid fucking cunt as you well know...and she is more mad and angry than me and would bite a chunk out of you on first sight of you. As i reply, she is chewing through a wall to get a piece of the cunt nieghbour. Oh, mind your fucking conk, nose ointment. Well get a better tempered dog or buy an hamster and watch it running on its wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Don't know Frank, i think it's LSD influence. Apart from killing myself, what should i do ? I like you, bend, you know that. Choose your battles.. you're making Snowy look like an academic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Well get a better tempered dog or buy an hamster and watch it running on its wheel. No thanks, i like a dog to have dog aggression which i control, keeps the immigrants in their place. Fuck off and count trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, Frank said: I like you, bend, you know that. Choose your battles.. you're making Snowy look like an academic. I don't like your meandering towards me Frank. Change course NOW or i will send you that Barry Manilow LP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 59 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I don't like your meandering towards me Frank. Change course NOW or i will send you that Barry Manilow LP. I'm at Glastonbury Bend. Here to see Elton. Tune in.. Rick's about to go on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 24 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm at Glastonbury Bend. You sad old cunt, I hope you have forgotten your hat… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: I'm at Glastonbury Bend. Here to see Elton. Tune in.. Rick's about to go on! I'd put it on to try and catch a glimpse of you, but I doubt that I would be able to pick you out from amongst the thousands of other sad, middle aged cunts mouthing all the words wrong and waving pride flags. I hope you get happy slapped by a gang of coked up students. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2023 Report Share Posted June 24, 2023 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd put it on to try and catch a glimpse of you, but I doubt that I would be able to pick you out from amongst the thousands of other sad, middle aged cunts mouthing all the words wrong and waving pride flags. I hope you get happy slapped by a gang of coked up students. When I give out this much rope, I expect far better from you. Up your game you stupid little pauper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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