Guest Ollyboro Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 (edited) Sad to see the passing of Kenny Baker, who so memorably sat inside a Henry vacuum cleaner and got on everyone's tits in Star Wars. He was also the shortest Home Secretary in living memory. He's now become part of the Force, though in real life he would have course fallen well short of the height requirements to join the police force. Edited August 13, 2016 by Ollyboro Death of a dwarf, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt. It does seem odd that they even bothered with an actor inside the plastic bin when even in those days you could control it remotely. Look at Stephen Hawking for instance, there's no bugger inside him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Danny Baker, now I'd pay to see the passing of that pointless chubby fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, mothra said: Danny Baker, now I'd pay to see the passing of that pointless chubby fuck The same goes for Cheryl Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt. Is it just me, or does anybody else think that he looks like a shrunken Stuart Hall? I'm surprised more dwarves aren't nonces. The opportunity to fuck someone who's both the correct height AND the same height as them must be overwhelming. You don't see many dwarves of Pakistani/Indian heritage, do you? Perhaps they honour kill them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Is it just me, or does anybody else think that he looks like a shrunken Stuart Hall? I'm surprised more dwarves aren't nonces. The opportunity to fuck someone who's both the correct height AND the same height as them must be overwhelming. You don't see many dwarves of Pakistani/Indian heritage, do you? Perhaps they honour kill them. Two for one deals I assume? Asians love a bargain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The same goes for Cheryl Baker. Best to get as many Bakers as possible then. Matt Baker from The One Show. Chet Baker for being called Chet. Paul Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Ginger Baker is an all time Hall Of Fame cunt. That shitty cover version of "Baker Street" is a cunt. Tom Baker is a cunt. And Mrs Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 I was given to understand that the pompous luvvie twat who played C3PO would hardly make eye contact let alone speak to Baker both on and off the SW set , declaring his was real acting as opposed to the mere novelty value of the late Baker's contribution.Word is it was all "Where's the motivation darling" and " RADA this and RADA that" , while the late Baker merely responded with "beep deep murdle parp" or "off you fuck you cunt".RIP and respect Kenny Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You don't see many dwarves of Pakistani/Indian heritage, do you? Perhaps they honour kill them. India seems to have a plethora of freaks. Statistically expected when there are nearly a billion of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: I was given to understand that the pompous luvvie twat who played C3PO would hardly make eye contact let alone speak to Baker both on and off the SW set , declaring his was real acting as opposed to the mere novelty value of the late Baker's contribution.Word is it was all "Where's the motivation darling" and " RADA this and RADA that" , while the late Baker merely responded with "beep deep murdle parp" or "off you fuck you cunt".RIP Kenny Baker To be fair to the C3PO poof, making eye contact with Kenny would have involved kneeling, and in that costume he would have moved like Mohammed Ali taking his last shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt. STLA "Good news, you're definitely pregnant," I said to the dwarf couple in my surgery. "Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?" They looked at each other, then the bloke said "we don't give a fuck mate, as long as it fits into a cannon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 BEEDLY BEEDLY...Hi Buck. Twiki was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 38 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Ginger Baker is an all time Hall Of Fame cunt. That shitty cover version of "Baker Street" is a cunt. Tom Baker is a cunt. And Mrs Baker. Boney M's Ma Baker was quite good, but that fuckin midget cunt bloke in the band should have been gassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: BEEDLY BEEDLY...Hi Buck. Twiki was a cunt. Christ I'd forgotten Fuck Dodgers. What an incredibly sub-standard bandwagon crock of shit that was. Cattle Car Gallactica ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 The blondy bird with the gunner eye wudda got twatted though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: I bet you'ld like to be. Sick faggot fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 48 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet you'ld like to be. Sick faggot fuck. I know this is all a bit challenging for your sort Quincy but do your best eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt. She looks like a Jerry Anderson puppet. He's a dumpy little cunt. At least he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Is it just me, or does anybody else think that he looks like a shrunken Stuart Hall? I'm surprised more dwarves aren't nonces. The opportunity to fuck someone who's both the correct height AND the same height as them must be overwhelming. You don't see many dwarves of Pakistani/Indian heritage, do you? Perhaps they honour kill them. Just you, I reckon. They look like how I'd imagine Paul Daniels (pre death) and Debbie McGee (McGhee?) would have, if put through Willy Wonka's Transporter machine thing that fucked up Mike Teavee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 14 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Is it just me, or does anybody else think that he looks like a shrunken Stuart Hall? I'm surprised more dwarves aren't nonces. The opportunity to fuck someone who's both the correct height AND the same height as them must be overwhelming. You don't see many dwarves of Pakistani/Indian heritage, do you? Perhaps they honour kill them. Just remember, you did ask! Paki dwarfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt. I bet he was forever tripping over her cuntplug string back when she was dropping clots. I mean, RIP little man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 21 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Is it just me, or does anybody else think that he looks like a shrunken Stuart Hall? I'm surprised more dwarves aren't nonces. The opportunity to fuck someone who's both the correct height AND the same height as them must be overwhelming. You don't see many dwarves of Pakistani/Indian heritage, do you? Perhaps they honour kill them. Plus he was just the right height to sniff out fish pie blindfolded in a room full of regular size people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Plus he was just the right height to sniff out fish pie blindfolded in a room full of regular size people. I bet you could smell that mad bitch Carrie Fisher's from space. That's how the empire found Hoth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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