Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off Hey Big Boy, You a veggie too? Wanna see my beetroot? and a cordial fuck off to you too lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I wondered where they'd got to...you charming sexual predator you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Piston said: I wondered where they'd got to...you charming sexual predator you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Baws, you're absolutely right.. I've somehow managed to come back after some god-awful lows on here over the years. Take a break, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: When fish is eaten at home it is vital that you use your fish cutlery and not ordinary cutlery. This is a social imperative as well as a practical and hygiene necessity. My excellent solid silver set was passed down to me by an ancient Aunt. If you don't have fish cutlery then sets are available at antique fairs and auction houses and prices are remarkably low at the moment. Silver lobster picks are also an essential "must buy " I have to say I'm with you on this one punky. One simply must have the correct cutlery when dining, it's a prerequisite to good table manners. What's your view of those unfortunate saps that can't even hold their knife and fork in the correct hands? They do look so ridiculous, it actually offends me. Also for the lower classes here, that mean taking your baseball hat off and leaving your phone at home too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, Piston said: I wondered where they'd got to...you charming sexual predator you FUCK!....my Etch-a-Sketch had better quote/edit functions than this 'site-hole' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Upon reflection, Mr Baws, I fear that the above may not be mine after all (too small). Perhaps they are King Edward's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Piston said: Upon reflection, Mr Baws, I fear that the above may not be mine after all (too small). Perhaps they are King Edward's? Piston, I have absolutely no doubt that you've a long and chequered past of inspecting penises "this one's way too small, this one's a tad too cheesy, but this one is juuuuuuust right", but could you kindly get to being funny, sharpish, or just fucking off? Cheers, Everyone here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 15 minutes ago, Piston said: Upon reflection, Mr Baws, I fear that the above may not be mine after all (too small). Perhaps they are King Edward's? That would save a fortune in batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Aunt Bessie would love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Has this piston cunt named himself after an engine component, or is it a reference to his penchant for being urinated over? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 25 minutes ago, Ape said: Has this piston cunt named himself after an engine component, or is it a reference to his penchant for being urinated over? The name was chosen for its ambiguity: the engine component, life's ups and downs, sexual voracity, pissed on by the fucking system, golden showers etc The intention was a hint of punning multiple entendres, to pique the critical utterly waste my fucking time. You sort of missed the point but well done for spotting something. The 'like' from Frank confirms how far the posing pillock has fallen in the last 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Piston said: The name was chosen for its ambiguity: the engine component, life's ups and downs, sexual voracity, pissed on by the fucking system, golden showers etc The intention was a hint of punning multiple entendres, to pique the critical utterly waste my fucking time. You sort of missed the point but well done for spotting something. The 'like' from Frank confirms how far the posing pillock has fallen in the last 6 months. I must confess I wasn't comfortable with a like from that vile piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I fear the above cannot be King Edward's (size deficiency again). They must be John Motson's or Murray Walker's ie mere common 'taters Well Bubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Piston said: The 'like' from Frank confirms how far the posing pillock has fallen in the last 6 months. Forgive me for popping a bit of foil on my head for a moment, but the 'like' from a member of the gestapo steers me into thinking that you're not as new to the site as we're led to believe either, you fucking cunt. My capacity for care, either way, is easily measured by lining it up alongside the fucks I give about your inevitable suicide. Goodnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Piston said: I fear the above cannot be King Edward's (size deficiency again). They must be John Motson's or Murray Walker's ie mere common 'taters Well Bubs? I see by your avatar you are a polish migrant. Brexit was obviously a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 9 hours ago, nocti said: Forgive me for popping a bit of foil on my head for a moment, but the 'like' from a member of the gestapo steers me into thinking that you're not as new to the site as we're led to believe either, you fucking cunt. My capacity for care, either way, is easily measured by lining it up alongside the fucks I give about your inevitable suicide. Goodnight. He's at least the fourth veteran cunt to come crawling out of the woodwork this month under a new name. Thundercunt, the beast, mothra and now him, each one a little less funny than the last. It's a bit like being told you've got a heart murmur, mild autism, AIDS and cancer within the same 30 day period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 15 hours ago, Piston said: FFS make your mind up. I spent ages getting ready... Is that Veggie Kray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Veggie Kray? No, its one of the Kray's victims after he had been "cabbaged". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: No, its one of the Kray's victims after he had been "cabbaged". George Cornell? Corn geddit? I'm on fire today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: George Cornell? Corn geddit? I'm on fire today More likely to be the one who was said to be embedded in the concrete of one of the pillers of a bridge over the M6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 18 hours ago, nocti said: Forgive me for popping a bit of foil on my head for a moment, but the 'like' from a member of the gestapo steers me into thinking that you're not as new to the site as we're led to believe either, you fucking cunt. My capacity for care, either way, is easily measured by lining it up alongside the fucks I give about your inevitable suicide. Goodnight. I am as concerned as you re this unexpected turn of events but I fear that shock may have affected your train of logic. If I were indeed an agent of the Darkseid then Roops would hardly seek to draw attention to me. She is certainly capricious but nobody's fool. What she has achieved with a mere 'Like' is: I shall be looking over my shoulder for weeks (why me, why a like...is it a warning?) You are looking for Gestapo sleepers. Stickers is puffing out his chest feathers and clucking about the Old Gods returning (bless) ...and Roops hasn't even posted anything, just one little mouse click and watch the chickens scurry. Capricious eh? You may not like her but she certainly has style. OR: Maybe she liked my post ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: He's at least the fourth veteran cunt to come crawling out of the woodwork this month under a new name. Thundercunt, the beast, mothra and now him, each one a little less funny than the last. It's a bit like being told you've got a heart murmur, mild autism, AIDS and cancer within the same 30 day period. Staggering, Billocks. A ranking of members, for quality of humour, from a fantasist who, in the 21st century, thinks 'Bill-Stickers' is still an edgy/original username. Post-modern irony from the corner's very own blowhard? Moreover you seem to be claiming to have deduced the corner-history of all those you name. You have even been able to identify my gender! Astounding. Do share your reasoning Sherlock, that we might be awed by your perspicacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 21 hours ago, Ape said: I must confess I wasn't comfortable with a like from that vile piece of shit. You took Pistons response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Piston said: I am as concerned as you re this unexpected turn of events but I fear that shock may have affected your train of logic. If I were indeed an agent of the Darkseid then Roops would hardly seek to draw attention to me. She is certainly capricious but nobody's fool. What she has achieved with a mere 'Like' is: I shall be looking over my shoulder for weeks (why me, why a like...is it a warning?) You are looking for Gestapo sleepers. Stickers is puffing out his chest feathers and clucking about the Old Gods returning (bless) ...and Roops hasn't even posted anything, just one little mouse click and watch the chickens scurry. Capricious eh? You may not like her but she certainly has style. OR: Maybe she liked my post ? Yeah, fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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