people who over estimate their ability

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

There seem to be quite a number of flids lately who think they can swim like Phelps just because the fucking sun is out. What a waste of real people's time having to fish these corpses out of the drink. Do everyone a favour and stick to the elastoplast infested local swimming baths if you can't read the tides.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Apparently some dozy bint got rescued 4 times by the RNLI in one week from the same fucking place... should have left her for fishfood.

[Frank]

Just now, DingTheRioja said:

Apparently some dozy bint got rescued 4 times by the RNLI in one week from the same fucking place... should have left her for fishfood.

Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Just now, Frank said:

Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares.

I care Frank, I care that while you are at deaths' door, you are drinking shit beer instead of Theakstons or Black Sheep... I thought you were a man of taste and refinement, I'll be sorry that you died before I could educate you properly.

 

Actually, no, I lied, I won't be sorry, I'll just drink some Riggwelter myself instead. Cheers!

[Frank]

3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I care Frank, I care that while you are at deaths' door, you are drinking shit beer instead of Theakstons or Black Sheep... I thought you were a man of taste and refinement, I'll be sorry that you died before I could educate you properly.

 

Actually, no, I lied, I won't be sorry, I'll just drink some Riggwelter myself instead. Cheers!

Cheers Ding. 

After all is said and done, why did you ask for butter?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Cheers Ding. 

After all is said and done, why did you ask for butter?

Did I ask for butter?

[ratcum]

What I love the most about Frank, is that people actually believe he's real. A living, breathing, feeling entity. I'm very proud of my part in this legend.

[Guest Judas]

14 minutes ago, Frank said:

Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares.

I will pray for you. I hope you are OK. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 minute ago, mothra said:

What I love the most about Frank, is that people actually believe he's real. A living, breathing, feeling entity. I'm very proud of my part in this legend.

He's more real than you or I.

[Frank]

1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

Did I ask for butter?

You're not daft, you know the French make the best bread in the world. They would never butter a baguette. Did you make it all up?

[Frank]

8 minutes ago, mothra said:

What I love the most about Frank, is that people actually believe he's real. A living, breathing, feeling entity. I'm very proud of my part in this legend.

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[Guest I know that Cunt]

No wonder nobody's speaking to you drinking that shit, haven't they got any Old Speckled Hen or Fursty Ferret?

 

[Bubba C]

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

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You truly are a fucking idiot, Frank, but you're a lovable buffoon who's capable of some good entertainment.

I can't understand why you are drinking alone? Maybe suicide is the answer. 

And glasses? Were you wearing contact lenses whilst going for broke on the coconut shy at Blenheim?

[Ape™️]

24 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

You truly are a fucking idiot, Frank, but you're a lovable buffoon who's capable of some good entertainment.

I can't understand why you are drinking alone? Maybe suicide is the answer. 

And glasses? Were you wearing contact lenses whilst going for broke on the coconut shy at Blenheim?

And the silly cunt left the EXIF data in the image too. Anyone fancy meeting up and murdering him?

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

There seem to be quite a number of flids lately who think they can swim like Phelps just because the fucking sun is out. What a waste of real people's time having to fish these corpses out of the drink. Do everyone a favour and stick to the elastoplast infested local swimming baths if you can't read the tides.

They should ban those fucking tankinis. 

[Frank]

31 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

You truly are a fucking idiot, Frank, but you're a lovable buffoon who's capable of some good entertainment.

I can't understand why you are drinking alone? Maybe suicide is the answer. 

And glasses? Were you wearing contact lenses whilst going for broke on the coconut shy at Blenheim?

Ding died, bubble. I haven't really dealt with it. Suicide is the answer. 

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares.

I care Frank

[Frank]

10 minutes ago, Ape said:

And the silly cunt left the EXIF data in the image too. Anyone fancy meeting up and murdering him?

I'm awfully frail Ape. I won't resist. Take me away and have me scraped. 

[Ape™️]

Just now, Frank said:

I'm awfully frail Ape. I won't resist. Take me away and have me scraped. 

Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer.

[Guest Manky]

I told the Optician that I don't like glasses.

He said we could try contact lenses.

Stupid cunt, they don't hold enough beer.

A bucket it is then.

[ratcum]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm awfully frail Ape. I won't resist. Take me away and have me scraped. 

Oh, my old man's a dustman

[Frank]

4 minutes ago, Ape said:

Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer.

Glioblastoma. 

[ratcum]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Glioblastoma. 

Stop fuckin with the newbes Frank, they don't understand you like I do.

[scotty]

18 minutes ago, Ape said:

Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer.

It's probably just norovirus, dapps. There's a lot of it about. 

[Frank]

13 minutes ago, scotty said:

It's probably just norovirus, dapps. There's a lot of it about. 

He's clearly upset Scotty.. I know I am. Night x