Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 There seem to be quite a number of flids lately who think they can swim like Phelps just because the fucking sun is out. What a waste of real people's time having to fish these corpses out of the drink. Do everyone a favour and stick to the elastoplast infested local swimming baths if you can't read the tides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Apparently some dozy bint got rescued 4 times by the RNLI in one week from the same fucking place... should have left her for fishfood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Apparently some dozy bint got rescued 4 times by the RNLI in one week from the same fucking place... should have left her for fishfood. Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares. I care Frank, I care that while you are at deaths' door, you are drinking shit beer instead of Theakstons or Black Sheep... I thought you were a man of taste and refinement, I'll be sorry that you died before I could educate you properly. Actually, no, I lied, I won't be sorry, I'll just drink some Riggwelter myself instead. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I care Frank, I care that while you are at deaths' door, you are drinking shit beer instead of Theakstons or Black Sheep... I thought you were a man of taste and refinement, I'll be sorry that you died before I could educate you properly. Actually, no, I lied, I won't be sorry, I'll just drink some Riggwelter myself instead. Cheers! Cheers Ding. After all is said and done, why did you ask for butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Cheers Ding. After all is said and done, why did you ask for butter? Did I ask for butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 What I love the most about Frank, is that people actually believe he's real. A living, breathing, feeling entity. I'm very proud of my part in this legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares. I will pray for you. I hope you are OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: What I love the most about Frank, is that people actually believe he's real. A living, breathing, feeling entity. I'm very proud of my part in this legend. He's more real than you or I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Did I ask for butter? You're not daft, you know the French make the best bread in the world. They would never butter a baguette. Did you make it all up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, mothra said: What I love the most about Frank, is that people actually believe he's real. A living, breathing, feeling entity. I'm very proud of my part in this legend. https://postimg.org/image/6f77t59d5/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 No wonder nobody's speaking to you drinking that shit, haven't they got any Old Speckled Hen or Fursty Ferret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, Frank said: https://postimg.org/image/6f77t59d5/ You truly are a fucking idiot, Frank, but you're a lovable buffoon who's capable of some good entertainment. I can't understand why you are drinking alone? Maybe suicide is the answer. And glasses? Were you wearing contact lenses whilst going for broke on the coconut shy at Blenheim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You truly are a fucking idiot, Frank, but you're a lovable buffoon who's capable of some good entertainment. I can't understand why you are drinking alone? Maybe suicide is the answer. And glasses? Were you wearing contact lenses whilst going for broke on the coconut shy at Blenheim? And the silly cunt left the EXIF data in the image too. Anyone fancy meeting up and murdering him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: There seem to be quite a number of flids lately who think they can swim like Phelps just because the fucking sun is out. What a waste of real people's time having to fish these corpses out of the drink. Do everyone a favour and stick to the elastoplast infested local swimming baths if you can't read the tides. They should ban those fucking tankinis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You truly are a fucking idiot, Frank, but you're a lovable buffoon who's capable of some good entertainment. I can't understand why you are drinking alone? Maybe suicide is the answer. And glasses? Were you wearing contact lenses whilst going for broke on the coconut shy at Blenheim? Ding died, bubble. I haven't really dealt with it. Suicide is the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Ding I'm sitting in my local, on my own with a pint of Sixpenny Handley. I've got the cancer and nobody but nobody fucking cares. I care Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: And the silly cunt left the EXIF data in the image too. Anyone fancy meeting up and murdering him? I'm awfully frail Ape. I won't resist. Take me away and have me scraped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I'm awfully frail Ape. I won't resist. Take me away and have me scraped. Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 I told the Optician that I don't like glasses. He said we could try contact lenses. Stupid cunt, they don't hold enough beer. A bucket it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm awfully frail Ape. I won't resist. Take me away and have me scraped. Oh, my old man's a dustman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer. Glioblastoma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Glioblastoma. Stop fuckin with the newbes Frank, they don't understand you like I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Despite hating you with pretty much every ounce of my being, I sincerely hope you are joking about this fucking cancer. It's probably just norovirus, dapps. There's a lot of it about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, scotty said: It's probably just norovirus, dapps. There's a lot of it about. He's clearly upset Scotty.. I know I am. Night x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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