Decimus Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 56 minutes ago, JackoTC said: In all fairness I don't drink as much as I used to. I'm proud that you've got the situation under control, Jackers. Did you go cold turkey or is there some sort of Priory institute for raging fantasist alcoholics? I'd be interested to know how one goes about drinking less than nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm proud that you've got the situation under control, Jackers. Did you go cold turkey or is there some sort of Priory institute for raging fantasist alcoholics? I'd be interested to know how one goes about drinking less than nothing. Thanks you for supporting me through the tough times Deco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 On 1 January 2017 at 3:46 PM, ratcum said: I was looking back at some archive material of this site (strangely held on another site) Jackie. I was a total head-fuck in those days so be glad I'm far more moderate now. If it's any consolation I've always found you unbelievably dull and drippy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 The stupid man .. I asked for sliced peaches in juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 I'm not asking the old bat what she's on about, one of you cunts can deal with her, I think she's had 3 advocaats already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: If it's any consolation I've always found you unbelievably dull and drippy? it certainly helps Bill. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I'm not asking the old bat what she's on about, one of you cunts can deal with her, I think she's had 3 advocaats already. I think she's moaning because the care assistant has ignored her request for peaches and given her stewed prunes like all the other residents/inmates have. It's the only thing that keeps them regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think she's moaning because the care assistant has ignored her request for peaches and given her stewed prunes like all the other residents/inmates have. It's the only thing that keeps them regular. Raspberry pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Raspberry pi I'll give you a fucking cherry pie in a minute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Imagine if that historian cunt David Starkey had a new programme on tele but Johnnie racist thought it was called David's Darkie. They'd tune in hoping for some post modern slavery chicanery, only to be see a boring little tit instead talk about the monarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 58 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if that historian cunt David Starkey had a new programme on tele but Johnnie racist thought it was called David's Darkie. They'd tune in hoping for some post modern slavery chicanery, only to be see a boring little tit instead talk about the monarchy. You're a dark horse Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You're a dark horse Ratty. Cheeky mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Imagine if that historian cunt David Starkey had a new programme on tele but Johnnie racist thought it was called David's Darkie. They'd tune in hoping for some post modern slavery chicanery, only to be see a boring little tit instead talk about the monarchy. Starkey deserves a nomination of his own. You however can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Starkey deserves a nomination of his own. You however can fuck off. Good old Punkly. Like an inverted nipple; not a lot of use and a bit of a tit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Tonight I shall undergo ecdysis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 Uncle Harold once caused a spot of bother when he had his breakfast as he ate a bowl full of corncrakes thinking that they were cornflakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 That Coyne bloke eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Old Bert from number 51 had quite a shock after he opened a packet of shag that he had bought from the tobbaconist to fill his pipe and one of these popped out of the packet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 I caught sight of a headline saying Bernie Ecclestone has been breast feeding in public. That's fucked up that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 11, 2017 Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: I caught sight of a headline saying Bernie Ecclestone has been breast feeding in public. That's fucked up that is. And a 3-year old at that. Makes me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And a 3-year old at that. Makes me fucking sick. Bernie's sucked the tit of a 3 year old? Beyond fucked up. Positively Frank in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 I saw one of those Bentley off-roaders yesterday. What a travesty! It looked like they'd started with a London black cab, had it ass fucked by cave trolls, then kept in a giant veal crate on a diet of lard. The finishing shop must have employed our very own Stanley tools pinup boy, Fender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 On 10/02/2017 at 9:36 PM, Lady Penelope said: "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille or "I know you're a lezzer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2017 Report Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I saw one of those Bentley off-roaders yesterday. What a travesty! It looked like they'd started with a London black cab, had it ass fucked by cave trolls, then kept in a giant veal crate on a diet of lard. The finishing shop must have employed our very own Stanley tools pinup boy, Fender. I'm sure we'll see brain dead, more money than class footballers driving around in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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