Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Errr and my response clearly said you were a fucking retard for READING it. I didn't say you believed it, see I was giving you some credit but clearly this was an error on my part you thick twat. Errr did I say anywhere I actually read it, Mr thickie? Christ you're a fucking dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Errr did I say anywhere I actually read it, Mr thickie? Christ you're a fucking dope. Errr. I guess I must be a thickie then because I don't know how you could have included the level of detail in your nom. without reading about it. You must have learnt about it through osmosis. Knumbskull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And another thing you cunt. We're in the UK and we use the day/month format so it's 11/9, as in the 11th September you arsewipe You tell 'em flaps .. I once nearly missed a dental appointment with all this bastarding muurican fucking about with the dates thingy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Errr. I guess I must be a thickie then because I don't know how you could have included the level of detail in your nom. without reading about it. You must have learnt about it through osmosis. Knumbskull The level of detail? Care to explain this detail I apparently included? I just thought I made a generalisation that the idiots think it was done deliberately. Fucking spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: The level of detail? Care to explain this detail I apparently included? I just thought I made a generalisation that the idiots think it was done deliberately. Fucking spacker. Oh so you generally estimated it was about 200 tons travelling at 200-300 mph. Mug. You've been outed. If you hadn't read it most intelligent people would estimate in metric tons (or tonnes) and the air speed in knots since that is the Si unit for the measurement. Are you an Americunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: You tell 'em flaps .. I once nearly missed a dental appointment with all this bastarding muurican fucking about with the dates thingy Was it the 30th February? Or 2/30? LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Does anyone else find it strange that sackmycook is still slithering around the site watching and reading everything? If you're there you cunt, I'm in there waiting. Probably just another Frankism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Good evening Ding. I'm on the Malbec tonight as I think Rioja tastes like curdled fanny juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 19 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Oh so you generally estimated it was about 200 tons travelling at 200-300 mph. Mug. You've been outed. If you hadn't read it most intelligent people would estimate in metric tons (or tonnes) and the air speed in knots since that is the Si unit for the measurement. Are you an Americunt? Two Boeing 767's hit the towers at high speed. This is a fact. How does this fact constitute part of a conspiracy theory? The pedantry over units is of no interest to me. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Are you the missing link, Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Why can't these cunts just accept that when an object weighing around 200 tons hits a building at 200-300 mph, and then becomes an inferno, it's going to cause some extremely severe damage? Some of the utter fucking nonsense that pops up on social media ranting on about the twin towers being deliberately brought down is truly staggering. Fucking idiots. They were deliberately brought down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 The planes actually stopped just after they hit the buildings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 .. 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The planes actually stopped just after they hit the buildings ... and that would be the moment the crews wages were docked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I think I have solved it. Professor Plum in the Library with a Quantum Rotary Homing 120mm Self-Loading big fuck off cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Good evening Ding. I'm on the Malbec tonight as I think Rioja tastes like curdled fanny juice. Put down the drink and log out, shrew. You're making a colossal twat of yourself. Even more so than usual, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Put down the drink and log out, shrew. You're making a colossal twat of yourself. Even more so than usual, in fact. Thanks Bubba. I knew I could count on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Thanks Bubba. I knew I could count on you. You can always rely on a Welshman, always there when they need you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: You can always rely on a Welshman, always there when they need you. I'm sure I've heard this before somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 28 minutes ago, Manky said: I think I have solved it. Professor Plum in the Library with a Quantum Rotary Homing 120mm Self-Loading big fuck off cannon. respect. I thought he was sodomised to death by the well endowed galactic megadonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Good evening Ding. I'm on the Malbec tonight as I think Rioja tastes like curdled fanny juice. Malbecs can be rather nice, however if Rioja tastes like curdled fanny juice, then you're not slurping the right Rioja. Or fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Malbecs can be rather nice, however if Rioja tastes like curdled fanny juice, then you're not slurping the right Rioja. Or fanny. The only reason the stupid cunt is drinking Malbec is that it was on special offer. He doesn't buy wine to enjoy the grape - he buys it purely to get pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: Why can't these cunts just accept that when an object weighing around 200 tons hits a building at 200-300 mph, and then becomes an inferno, it's going to cause some extremely severe damage? Some of the utter fucking nonsense that pops up on social media ranting on about the twin towers being deliberately brought down is truly staggering. Fucking idiots. I'm glad they're dead. Whinging yank fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Good evening Ding. I'm on the Malbec tonight as I think Rioja tastes like curdled fanny juice. Tuesday appears to be the new Saturday judging by last nights antics. Quincy was blatantly anally administering massive doses of turps periodically throughout the evening. Meanwhile, you were supping from a can of Tennant's in your dank underground lair, a lone candle illuminating your twisted form as you furiously flicked through the latest edition of Aircraft Disaster Monthly. Astonishing scenes, and only made bearable due to the fact that I was also absolutely cunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Tuesday appears to be the new Saturday judging by last nights antics. Quincy was blatantly anally administering massive doses of turps periodically throughout the evening. Meanwhile, you were supping from a can of Tennant's in your dank underground lair, a lone candle illuminating your twisted form as you furiously flicked through the latest edition of Aircraft Disaster Monthly. Astonishing scenes, and only made bearable due to the fact that I was also absolutely cunted. Does your hangover make the photocopying look a bit more like a real job then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 The Challenger crew all survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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