cuntspotter Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You must have the saddest fucking life imaginable or a genuine mental retardation to post such pointless crap. The only thing you’ve got going for you is you’re hung like a rouge elephant Fucking hell... not a rouge elephant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Fucking hell... not a rouge elephant? Is that a red rather than pink elephant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 22 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is that a red rather than pink elephant? Good evening, leviathan length. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: He lived life to the max. Keep it in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Apart from his closet bi-sexuality erupting in odd remarks about huge cocks (well we've all been a bit guilty of that in our Grindr ads) I think Keith, especially in the USA, is a good egg. Bo Selecta says Pimp My Ride you ugly bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 31/03/2021 at 19:48, cuntspotter said: Fucking hell... not a rouge elephant? So that's why Tarzan was always searching for the elephant sanctuary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Keith Lemon Born in The USA was one of the funniest ever. I still can't stop laughing over the Bear brushing his teeth with a shit covered toilet brush courtesy of Stephen the Squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Keith Lemon Born in The USA was one of the funniest ever. I still can't stop laughing over the Bear brushing his teeth with a shit covered toilet brush courtesy of Stephen the Squirrel. Simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Simpleton. Harsh Its highly likely that Harold the Stupid brushes his teeth every night with a bog brush possibly using his own shite. This might explain why he’s such a thick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Simpleton. Then there's the Mexican hotel gardening staff coping with extreme racial discrimination. Very funny. But the Bear has it all the time, even over guest appearences of Michael Jackson on Pimp My Ride, especially when he tries to fuck those hookers with the big silicone tits in his hotel bedroom. All good innocent fun and a total reinvention of traditional seaside postcard comedy taking advantage of Channel Four's liberal standards. Eat your heart out Maxi Bygraves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Then there's the Mexican hotel gardening staff coping with extreme racial discrimination. Very funny. But the Bear has it all the time, even over guest appearences of Michael Jackson on Pimp My Ride, especially when he tries to fuck those hookers with the big silicone tits in his hotel bedroom. All good innocent fun and a total reinvention of traditional seaside postcard comedy taking advantage of Channel Four's liberal standards. Eat your heart out Maxi Bygraves. The unfunny, hasbeen, onetrick pony cunt should be banished to TV wilderness for his grovelling, pathetic, spineless, self flagellation last year during the BLM pantpissing pandemic. I can’t imagine Bernard Manning boo hooing and taking the knee with Marcunt Rashford and Gary Linekunt down at the gay village to appease the 7 stone, skinny jeaned, soy boy, cockless, twitter mob who’d struggle to fight their way out of a recyclable paper bag of organic kale from Ocado. Cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 17 hours ago, King Billy said: The unfunny, hasbeen, onetrick pony cunt should be banished to TV wilderness for his grovelling, pathetic, spineless, self flagellation last year during the BLM pantpissing pandemic. I can’t imagine Bernard Manning boo hooing and taking the knee with Marcunt Rashford and Gary Linekunt down at the gay village to appease the 7 stone, skinny jeaned, soy boy, cockless, twitter mob who’d struggle to fight their way out of a recyclable paper bag of organic kale from Ocado. Cunt. My vote is with those you seem to wholeheartedly despise. Have a heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: My vote is with those you seem to wholeheartedly despise. Have a heart. Irrelevant spastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Irrelevant spastic I love that scene in Mammuth (you strongly resemble Gerard) of mutual masturbation coming up against the reality of old age. Billy you're frigid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I love that scene in Mammuth (you strongly resemble Gerard) of mutual masturbation coming up against the reality of old age. Billy you're frigid. What is the point of a flid like you? Oh that’s right you’re an irrelevant spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: What is the point of a flid like you? Oh that’s right you’re an irrelevant spastic. That's exactly what Gerard said to his cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 20:57, King Billy said: Irrelevant spastic 7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I love that scene in Mammuth (you strongly resemble Gerard) of mutual masturbation coming up against the reality of old age. Billy you're frigid. 49 minutes ago, King Billy said: What is the point of a flid like you? Oh that’s right you’re an irrelevant spastic. Just now, ChildeHarold said: That's exactly what Gerard said to his cousin. Alright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Alright lads? Just the usual banter with the ranter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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