Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round , a complete mong! Only whistles the theme tune to EastEnders. What do you cunts think of my first nom ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 0/10 very poor, now fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Excellent first nom .. people who whistle should have their eyeballs boiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Extremecunt said: So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round , a complete mong! Only whistles the theme tune to EastEnders. What do you cunts think of my first nom ? You find it offensive that the little cunt whistles, I find it offensive that you, a stupid cunt, breathes. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Extremecunt said: So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round , a complete mong! Only whistles the theme tune to EastEnders. What do you cunts think of my first nom ? Whistling should be illegal, along with drumming of fingers, clicking of pens and tapping. No trial, straight to the firing squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Extremecunt said: So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round make your mind up EC..............were you ever the subject of ridicule or bullying and did your father own a working sheepdog, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 38 minutes ago, luke swarm said: make your mind up EC..............were you ever the subject of ridicule or bullying and did your father own a working sheepdog, I think he means his civil partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 hours ago, Extremecunt said: So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round , a complete mong! Only whistles the theme tune to EastEnders. What do you cunts think of my first nom ? Think yourself lucky that Decimus has fucked off for good, or he would have fucked you off for good. I bet you have put your lips together and blown a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Extremecunt said: So my partner / flatmate / fuck buddy's nephew comes round , a complete mong! Only whistles the theme tune to EastEnders. What do you cunts think of my first nom ? A piss poor attempt at a commendable nom. Needs to be a bit more elaborate than a one line. Why is he a mong? What do you think should be done with him? A bit too short in my opinion. Welcome to the corner. I'm sure you'll fit right in. Now fuck off you cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Never heard one whistle before,grunt,slurp and blow raspberries but never whistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 I would make some hilariously derogatory comment about how your mother should have scrapped the coat hanger a little further to the left in order to complete the abortion that would have snuffed out your existence. But seeing as how my last welcoming comment to that mouth breathing spaz cuntwing got deleted by the soft cunts that make up the moderation board of this site, here's a video of some cats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Agentpeanut said: I would make some hilariously derogatory comment about how your mother should have scrapped the coat hanger a little further to the left in order to complete the abortion that would have snuffed out your existence. But seeing as how my last welcoming comment to that mouth breathing spaz cuntwing got deleted by the soft cunts that make up the moderation board of this site, here's a video of some cats... Pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 7 hours ago, Judas said: Whistling should be illegal, along with drumming of fingers, clicking of pens and tapping. No trial, straight to the firing squad. First thing this morning there was a tap on my door. My plumber has an odd sense of humour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: First thing this morning there was a tap on my door. My plumber has an odd sense of humour. Lucky there Bubba. I had a rattle at my door this morning. I told him to fuck off. Simon Rattle is a cunt and couldn't conduct a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I bet you have put your lips together and blown a few times. Your not talking about whistling are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Your not talking about whistling are you. I thought he was referring to the posters expertise on playing the oboe......a pink coloured instrument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: I thought he was referring to the posters expertise on playing the oboe......a pink coloured instrument. It seems we thought alike on the extreme cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Cardinal Sin said: 0/10 very poor, now fuck off! Like you benefit merchant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 If the aforementioned nephew also happened to be sporting jeans that were halfway down his arse so his pants are showing and a hoodie with the hood permanently fixed in its up position then I am afraid that whistling the theme tunes to soap operas is one of the least irritating things the mong does. Kill your fuck buddy then kill yourself or vice versa, it's up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 13 hours ago, Extremecunt said: What do you cunts think of my first nom ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: I would make some hilariously derogatory comment about how your mother should have scrapped the coat hanger a little further to the left in order to complete the abortion that would have snuffed out your existence. But seeing as how my last welcoming comment to that mouth breathing spaz cuntwing got deleted by the soft cunts that make up the moderation board of this site, here's a video of some cats... Nice one Pissnut. I like cats, but could you upload a video of some pussy next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Ha ha its dinner time bubba c ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Lucky there Bubba. I had a rattle at my door this morning. I told him to fuck off. Simon Rattle is a cunt and couldn't conduct a bus. The paperboy was at my door this morning but by the time I got there, he had blown away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Its feeding time bubba c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: If the aforementioned nephew also happened to be sporting jeans that were halfway down his arse so his pants are showing and a hoodie with the hood permanently fixed in its up position then I am afraid that whistling the theme tunes to soap operas is one of the least irritating things the mong does. Kill your fuck buddy then kill yourself or vice versa, it's up to you. That might be hard to off myself , as reading your posts on the corner these past months keeps me on the edge of my seat. Keep up the good work piss flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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