Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 I fucking detest the six-words-per-second cunts that spew out this drivel at the end of advertisements. I know it happens on TV ads too, but it is on the medium of radio it seems to really grip my shit. I'd like to burn the cunts alive, with fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I fucking detest the six-words-per-second cunts that spew out this drivel at the end of advertisements. I know it happens on TV ads too, but it is on the medium of radio it seems to really grip my shit. I'd like to burn the cunts alive, with fire. You could burn them with powerful acids or alkalis as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: I'd like to burn the cunts alive, with fire. It's the best way to burn them Apers. Accept no substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ape said: I fucking detest the six-words-per-second cunts that spew out this drivel at the end of advertisements. I know it happens on TV ads too, but it is on the medium of radio it seems to really grip my shit. I'd like to burn the cunts alive, with fire. On the 'medium' of radio? You stupid old cunt. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 You listen to the radio? Are you an unskilled labourer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, Frank said: On the 'medium' of radio? You stupid old cunt. Idiot. Grinded. Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, Frank said: On the 'medium' of radio. You stupid old cunt. Idiot. I'm warning you. Wireless listening cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You could burn them with powerful acids or alkalis as well... Yes, but it's fire that I've chosen. It's my fucking nom, and I'll burn the cunts the way I fucking want. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: On the 'medium' of radio? You stupid old cunt. Idiot. Anyway, when are going to make a nomination, you vile fucking piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 How will you get the fire going ? Petrol ? Gas ? Napalm ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes, but it's fire that I've chosen. It's my fucking nom, and I'll burn the cunts the way I fucking want. “When I was little I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: How will you get the fire going ? Petrol ? Gas ? Napalm ? I'd probably use petrol and a cheap, disposable lighter. Douse the cunts down as they gabble, and fucking torch them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: How will you get the fire going ? Petrol ? Gas ? Napalm ? Friction from your ring piece whilst being butt fucked by mandingo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You listen to the radio? Are you an unskilled labourer? Oh look, it's Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Radio is dead. Video killed the radio star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Oh look, it's Frank. I'll admit to being Punk's understudy, but I can only dream of filling Bill's shoes. A smart, witty and intelligent man with no money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I'll admit to being Punk's understudy, but I can only dream of filling Bill's shoes. A smart, witty and intelligent man with no money. He does have a front room, and that must account for something. Give credit where due, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Radio is dead. Video killed the radio star. Chris Moyles is having a fucking good go at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Chris Moyles is having a fucking good go at it. Never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Frank said: I'll admit to being Punk's understudy, but I can only dream of filling Bill's shoes. A smart, witty and intelligent man with no money. Terms and conditions apply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 9 hours ago, Frank said: I can only dream of filling Bill's shoes. A smart, witty and intelligent man with no money. All true, with exception to the smart, witty and intelligent part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Judas said: All true, with exception to the smart, witty and intelligent part. You forgot, the 'man' bit is a lie too for Billy is just a child only just out of nappies but still suckling the teet - naturally not in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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