Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: nonsense...my wife's beard matches her hair. Idiots and Plebs guide ( Swarm) Morning dress is the daytime formaldress code, consisting chiefly for men of a morning coat, waistcoat, and striped trousers, and an appropriate dress for women. Men may also wear a popular variant where all parts (morning coat, waistcoat and trousers) are the same colour and material, often grey and usually called 'morning grey' to distinguish it;[1] this is only properly appropriate to weddings and races, and is known as a morning suit. The semi-formal counterpart of this code is the stroller. Morning dress is now rarely worn as anything other than formal wear, as a form of civic dress e.g. by provincial mayors (as an alternative to court dress), but more generally only for weddings, some official civic, governmental or royal functions, 'social season' events e.g. races such as Royal Ascot (where it is obligatory in the Royal Enclosure) and at Epsom in the Queen's Stand on Derby Day, formal lunches (especially those in the City of London institutions notably of the livery companies and guilds) and as uniform at some of Britain's most traditional schools such as Eton. It will also be seen sometimes worn at services in St Paul's Cathedral, London and St Giles' Cathedral, Edinburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Idiots and Plebs guide ( Swarm) Morning dress is the daytime formaldress code, consisting chiefly for men of a morning coat, waistcoat, and striped trousers, and an appropriate dress for women. Men may also wear a popular variant where all parts (morning coat, waistcoat and trousers) are the same colour and material, often grey and usually called 'morning grey' to distinguish it;[1] this is only properly appropriate to weddings and races, and is known as a morning suit. The semi-formal counterpart of this code is the stroller. Morning dress is now rarely worn as anything other than formal wear, as a form of civic dress e.g. by provincial mayors (as an alternative to court dress), but more generally only for weddings, some official civic, governmental or royal functions, 'social season' events e.g. races such as Royal Ascot (where it is obligatory in the Royal Enclosure) and at Epsom in the Queen's Stand on Derby Day, formal lunches (especially those in the City of London institutions notably of the livery companies and guilds) and as uniform at some of Britain's most traditional schools such as Eton. It will also be seen sometimes worn at services in St Paul's Cathedral, London and St Giles' Cathedral, Edinburgh. noted...do you also have a man bag to match your morning dress? Please note I said Man Bag and not "a MANS BAGS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Idiots and Plebs guide ( Swarm) Morning dress is the daytime formaldress code, consisting chiefly for men of a morning coat, waistcoat, and striped trousers, and an appropriate dress for women. Men may also wear a popular variant where all parts (morning coat, waistcoat and trousers) are the same colour and material, often grey and usually called 'morning grey' to distinguish it;[1] this is only properly appropriate to weddings and races, and is known as a morning suit. The semi-formal counterpart of this code is the stroller. Morning dress is now rarely worn as anything other than formal wear, as a form of civic dress e.g. by provincial mayors (as an alternative to court dress), but more generally only for weddings, some official civic, governmental or royal functions, 'social season' events e.g. races such as Royal Ascot (where it is obligatory in the Royal Enclosure) and at Epsom in the Queen's Stand on Derby Day, formal lunches (especially those in the City of London institutions notably of the livery companies and guilds) and as uniform at some of Britain's most traditional schools such as Eton. It will also be seen sometimes worn at services in St Paul's Cathedral, London and St Giles' Cathedral, Edinburgh. Did you write The Wikipedia entry? This looks remarkably similar, you plagiarising fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 26 minutes ago, Ape said: Did you write The Wikipedia entry? This looks remarkably similar, you plagiarising fucking cunt. The Debretts site was down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Debretts site was down. I would have thought you'd have a copy of the handbook, you pompous twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: I would have thought you'd have a copy of the handbook, you pompous twat. I have several copies but you don't expect me to type details out of the book do you ? J.D Salinger was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I have several copies but you don't expect me to type details out of the book do you ? J.D Salinger was a cunt. No, I expect you to be able to describe morning dress in your own words, fuck face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: No, I expect you to be able to describe morning dress in your own words, fuck face. No one here is worth the effort especially you. I suggest you buy a chainsaw at the weekend, dress up as a clown then saw your own head off. You cretinous cuntwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: No one here is worth the effort especially you. I suggest you buy a chainsaw at the weekend, dress up as a clown then saw your own head off. You cretinous cuntwipe. Slap up that bitch Punkly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The dayglo budgie smugglers? The fisting butter smeared liberally over his tubby belly? Hmm, I wonder... Matching orange body and orange pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Is this cunt another professional Scot who lives no fucking where near Scotland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Is this cunt another professional Scot who lives no fucking where near Scotland? Born and brung up in London to a Scots father and English mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The dayglo budgie smugglers? The fisting butter smeared liberally over his tubby belly? Hmm, I wonder... Frightening .. he looks like an old man .. wait a minute he is an old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: As if the beatification of that Albanian cockroach Mother Teresa wasn't bad enough, now this dwarf geriatric tartan-trousered cunt has just been knighted. After forty years as a tax exile, he should have been beheaded rather than honoured. The first cut is the deepest. She's dressed a bit brassy to see the Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Born and brung up in London to a Scots father and English mother. Exactly, the cunt still plays the Professional Scotsman with his chitty eastend/sarf london accent, look what the twat is dressed in ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Born and brung up in London to a Scots father and English mother. And the cunt is a Celtic supporter, and hence a plastic Paddy twice removed. Is Decs still banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 19 hours ago, Ape said: The cunt looks like he's swallowed a space hopper. Genuine lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 45 minutes ago, scotty said: Genuine lol. Happy to oblige Scotters..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The dayglo budgie smugglers? The fisting butter smeared liberally over his tubby belly? Hmm, I wonder... And there was me thinking it was his money that attracted all those women. How wrong I was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 I often wear morning dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 He was alright in the Jeff Beck Group, less alright in The Faces and then totally not alright from then on out. Professional jock and part time poofter and also supports the wrong team (though it would explain his taste in the younger ladies). Like Roger Daltrey, another midget sleazebag, Rod is another nouveau riche rocker cunt with disgusting personal tastes. Punkape has this album cover papered all over his ceiling, like that wee lassie in the Tommy movie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's dressed a bit brassy to see the Queen Fucking idiot looks like one of the Queen's gay footmen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fucking idiot looks like one of the Queen's gay footmen... Andrew or Candice are going to win it. Surely. Selasi will be out next week and Jane the week after. Selasi doesn't have an eye for the technical detail and Jane's showstoppers always look a bit shapeless and stodgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And the cunt is a Celtic supporter, and hence a plastic Paddy twice removed. Is Decs still banned? Banned for what? Whoring himself to the top of the cunt league table thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 From SIR ROD STEWART I've got STEROID WARTS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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