Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 What about Wayne Buffett cars on trains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 My friend Frank can be seen in the centre of this 1940s shot of a Southern Railway "mock tudor" Tavern Car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I have only witnessed Africans eating the goo from tupperware, dirty heathens. Last June , GNER , York to Edinburgh , table opposite , some oriental woman scoffing for best part of an hour on what could only be described as gone off dried fish . As if the stench wasn't enough , the gob wide open mastication mode favoured by orientals only added to the experience.Light relief was provided however by the geordie lass as she passed through the carriage uttering "worra fkn stink .. yer needta take that reet back t'the shop pet" [she probably got a bollocking for unappropriate behaviour from a train manager] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 37 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Last June , GNER , York to Edinburgh , table opposite , some oriental woman scoffing for best part of an hour on what could only be described as gone off dried fish . As if the stench wasn't enough , the gob wide open mastication mode favoured by orientals only added to the experience.Light relief was provided however by the geordie lass as she passed through the carriage uttering "worra fkn stink .. yer needta take that reet back t'the shop pet" [she probably got a bollocking for unappropriate behaviour from a train manager] Those oriental Africans are the pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: It's the relentless cancer cough that upsets me the most Ed. The non-stop errrghh erghh eurrghhhh ergh eeeeegh egh er er er ergh egghh egh egh e er egghh erm ergh erghh oooggh ergh ergh errrrrrrrrgh. That and any exposure to egg. Sounds like Jimmy Savile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 When I used to bus it to work, the bus always seemed to stink of burgers. Add to this the cunts who pitched up to A&E and start scoffing a takeaway, stinking the place out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 33 minutes ago, Eddie said: Those oriental Africans are the pits. Ingrid Pitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Looks like she's already eaten the stuff she's eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 2 hours ago, Extremecunt said: I'd get up walk over and stick my dick in her mouth. Lol You're a gentleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: My friend Frank can be seen in the centre of this 1940s shot of a Southern Railway "mock tudor" Tavern Car Is that you in the foreground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: My friend Frank can be seen in the centre of this 1940s shot of a Southern Railway "mock tudor" Tavern Car He must be the one in the skirt talking to some cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 3 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: [she probably got a bollocking for unappropriate behaviour from a train manager] What on gods fucking earth is a 'train manager'? Didn't you go to school to learn stuff like this. At the very least you should watch a couple of episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine and familiarise yourself with the roles of Engine Driver, the Ticket Collector and the Fat Controller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What on gods fucking earth is a 'train manager'? Didn't you go to school to learn stuff like this. At the very least you should watch a couple of episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine and familiarise yourself with the roles of Engine Driver, the Ticket Collector and the Fat Controller. Your idea of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 7 hours ago, Frank said: It's the relentless cancer cough that upsets me the most Ed. The non-stop errrghh erghh eurrghhhh ergh eeeeegh egh er er er ergh egghh egh egh e er egghh erm ergh erghh oooggh ergh ergh errrrrrrrrgh. That and any exposure to egg. Nowt worse than phlegmmy coughs and eggy farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 A couple of hens worth of eggs and a gallon or two of JW Lees bitter and I can do a rear portal gaseous discharge that will klll a man at 100 yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 It's usually the fat fucking African women who scoff their fat faces on the buses. Greedy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 7 hours ago, Frank said: It's the relentless cancer cough that upsets me the most Ed. The non-stop errrghh erghh eurrghhhh ergh eeeeegh egh er er er ergh egghh egh egh e er egghh erm ergh erghh oooggh ergh ergh errrrrrrrrgh. That and any exposure to egg. Cancer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: A couple of hens worth of eggs and a gallon or two of JW Lees bitter and I can do a rear portal gaseous discharge that will klll a man at 100 yards. Do you know where Punky's "golf club" is? You could be a proper lad and test that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A noodle in a spaghetti stack. See she wouldn't even notice he he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Do you know where Punky's "golf club" is? You could be a proper lad and test that!! Only when I start farting Zyklon B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 I am not against people eating whilst travelling on a Borismaster Omnibus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 21 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: It's usually the fat fucking African women who scoff their fat faces on the buses. Greedy cunts. What, Abbott blowing Corbyn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 I wonder if it's people eating that is more atrocious or just that they're eating like fucking swine at a trough? Any number of reasons can leave people eating at odd times, but disgusting heifers slopping their wide open gobs with no manners or etiquette whatsoever is just plain wrong, and should be punishable by surgical removal of layers of fat, without the benefit of anesthetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 9:38 AM, Eddie said: If it's not bad enough to endure a train journey in peak hours without the possibility of a seat, to suffer the germ ridden great unwashed sneezing, sniffing and coughing, or the wankers with shit headphones that blast drum and base in your general direction. The new wave of cunt eats fouls smelling shit from tupperware containers without a care. I fucking hate commuters, especially foreign cunts eating dead skunks first thing Monday morning. Eddie I have sympathy with you on this but I can't help thinking that you shouldn't be mixing with these low life cunts. Public transport is just a socialist relic provided for those that would rather spend their dole and minimum wage on Woodbines and Sky TV instead of buying a fucking BMW like any decent subject. I haven't used public transport except first class trains and private cabs in many years. Leave the chavvy trainer wearing cunts to their flea ridden buses and each other which is what they deserve. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 2, 2016 Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 If I was going to murder someone and successfully hide the body, I'd have to murder every bastard dog walker in the area first. That's put me right off the whole idea. The Nazis must have killed a shed load of the interfering cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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