Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 So the suicide songster has popped off. His music will unfortumately live on. Terminal music for those wishing to end it all. Can they play it constantly in the cooler? Punkape would love it as a release from listening to photocopying frank the plagirising poet of the piss soaked pants brigade. At least there will be no more new Cohen creations to torture us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Was he alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 I always thought he was a fucking load wank. Fuck off and stay there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Brilliant thread though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Hallelujah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Can they play it constantly in the cooler? Punkape would love it as a release from listening to photocopying frank the plagirising poet of the piss soaked pants brigade. You absolute fucking Philistines. "Bird On A Wire" actually reminds me of Frank. In its original form it was a hymn, a short, stripped back dirge, guttural and visceral, stark in its simplicity yet layered and sophisticated. The last thing it needed was an extended mix and a four-minute guitar solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You absolute fucking Philistines. "Bird On A Wire" actually reminds me of Frank. In its original form it was a hymn, a short, stripped back dirge, guttural and visceral, stark in its simplicity yet layered and sophisticated. The last thing it needed was an extended mix and a four-minute guitar solo. No, the last thing it needed was Leonard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Fuck off! He wrote the Cunts Corner National Anthem! Give me back my broken night my mirrored room, my secret life it's lonely here, there's no one left to torture Give me absolute control over every living soul And lie beside me, baby, that's an order! Give me crack and anal sex Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in your culture Give me back the Berlin wall give me Stalin and St Paul I've seen the future, brother: it is murder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 I may scatter some cushions on his grave. This is a trap isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 'Songs of love and hate' was one of the first LPs I ever bought. I found his music uplifting after another day down t'mill, down t'pit or up t'chimley. If it really is music to commit suicide to, could admin not play the most depressing ditties on a loop as the soundtrack to this site. RIP Leonard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Genius and legend are words which are used to often, nevertheless Leonard Cohen was both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Calling your cat Smudge, then crying when it becomes exactly that after a bus runs it over. You twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Well I thought he was a load of fucking shite. No tambourine music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Is/was he Jewish by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Never really heard his stuff so had a look on YouTube. What a fucking load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 11/11/2016 at 10:07 PM, Rick_B said: Genius and legend are words which are used to often, nevertheless Leonard Cohen was both. No, like the Beatles, totally over rated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 11/11/2016 at 10:07 PM, Rick_B said: Genius and legend are words which are used to often, nevertheless Leonard Cohen was both. Here is my resignation from the site. I promised myself that if I ever agreed with you I would operate on myself with a do it yourself lobotomy kit. Music is personal. I liked Leonard Cohen. I am famous for blasting out 'Joan of Arc' at top whack whilst cruising these mean streets. RIP Leonard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Here is my resignation from the site. I promised myself that if I ever agreed with you I would operate on myself with a do it yourself lobotomy kit. Music is personal. I liked Leonard Cohen. I am famous for blasting out 'Joan of Arc' at top whack whilst cruising these mean streets. RIP Leonard. Terrible news. Won't you reconsider. Too many good members have left or been banned of late. Luckily you are not included in that list. R.I.P. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Death of a ladies man? Death of a fucking twat, more like. Insipid lift muzak at its worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Terrible news. Won't you reconsider. Too many good members have left or been banned of late. Luckily you are not included in that list. R.I.P. Bill I was lying. It would be totally irresponsible of me to leave you useless fuckers at the mercy of certain cretinous individuals. Agreeing with Rick_B has left me traumatised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Cohen's writing process, as he told an interviewer in 1998, was "like a bear stumbling into a beehive or a honey cache: I'm stumbling right into it and getting stuck, and it's delicious and it's horrible and I'm in it and it's not very graceful and it's very awkward and it's very painful and yet there's something inevitable about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 45 minutes ago, Manky said: I was lying. It would be totally irresponsible of me to leave you useless fuckers at the mercy of certain cretinous individuals. Agreeing with Rick_B has left me traumatised. I understand totally. Last night I had a dream that Roops was sitting on my face. It was surprisingly nice, but this morning I had to have two vodka martinis for breakfast. R.I.P. Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 45 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Cohen's writing process, as he told an interviewer in 1998, was "like a bear stumbling into a beehive or a honey cache: I'm stumbling right into it and getting stuck, and it's delicious and it's horrible and I'm in it and it's not very graceful and it's very awkward and it's very painful and yet there's something inevitable about it. What a fucking cockwomble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 11/11/2016 at 8:18 AM, Cuntybaws said: You absolute fucking Philistines. "Bird On A Wire" actually reminds me of Frank. In its original form it was a hymn, a short, stripped back dirge, guttural and visceral, stark in its simplicity yet layered and sophisticated. The last thing it needed was an extended mix and a four-minute guitar solo. He certainly dresses like Goldie Hawn. What a disgusting old faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 11/11/2016 at 10:17 PM, ratcum said: Calling your cat Smudge, then crying when it becomes exactly that after a bus runs it over. You twat. I had a cat called Smudge. She lived till 22 and led a very happy life. She only came close to living up to her name in 98 when a car backed over one of her front paws. Good cat. Practically raised me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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