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Jake The Muss

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Went to a Carvery the weekend and as i am an observant cuntbreed, i noticed a few things that got on my fucking tits.

1, All the fucking no hopers that call themselves parents, letting their little piles of cuntishness run havoc while good folk are trying to enjoy their meals, there was little cunts bumping into people, dropping food and making enough noise to wake up Elvis, all the while their mong brained one braincell Jeremy Kyle parents looked on doing fuck all.

2, The staff letting this shit happen, personally i would have placed them all on breaking wheels, the kids and the parents.

3. Greedy fucking cuntbreeds piling food onto a warping plate that wasn't made to hold all that fucking weight and knowing that they won't be able to eat it all, so just piling it on for the sake of it and in the process wasting food.

4. Cuntbrains getting drunk at the bar, fuck me gently, if you're going to get pissed then go to a fucking pub.

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46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

When I walked into it I couldn't believe me eyes,
Every cunt had a shirt and tie,
Mirrored walls and daft plastic trees,
It were a fun pub disco,
Wine bar bistro,
Gay club puff house,
Cocktail carvery.
 

I didn't expect you to be so cultured.

Are you that ginger jock twat running over the moors in the SSE advert?

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1 hour ago, Fender777 said:

Went to a Carvery the weekend and as i am an observant cuntbreed, i noticed a few things that got on my fucking tits.

1, All the fucking no hopers that call themselves parents, letting their little piles of cuntishness run havoc while good folk are trying to enjoy their meals, there was little cunts bumping into people, dropping food and making enough noise to wake up Elvis, all the while their mong brained one braincell Jeremy Kyle parents looked on doing fuck all.

2, The staff letting this shit happen, personally i would have placed them all on breaking wheels, the kids and the parents.

3. Greedy fucking cuntbreeds piling food onto a warping plate that wasn't made to hold all that fucking weight and knowing that they won't be able to eat it all, so just piling it on for the sake of it and in the process wasting food.

4. Cuntbrains getting drunk at the bar, fuck me gently, if you're going to get pissed then go to a fucking pub.

Fender what the fuck did you expect? Carvery is one up from a KFC. I can only assume that you had no choice in the matter and was dragged kicking and screaming  (please god say you were) into that culinary hell. 

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There's a hotel not far from me that provides a 'Roast-to-go'. You just call them up and tell them what meat you like and they add all the other veg. and deliver to your door. All the fun of a carvery without going to a carvery and risk bumping into a moany old Cunt like Fender.

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19 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

There's a hotel not far from me that provides a 'Roast-to-go'. You just call them up and tell them what meat you like and they add all the other veg. and deliver to your door. All the fun of a carvery without going to a carvery and risk bumping into a moany old Cunt like Fender.

Carvery Yorkshire puddings are usually so hard you can derail a tram with one. Just ask Frida Kahlo 

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3 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Went to a Carvery the weekend and as i am an observant cuntbreed, i noticed a few things that got on my fucking tits.

1, All the fucking no hopers that call themselves parents, letting their little piles of cuntishness run havoc while good folk are trying to enjoy their meals, there was little cunts bumping into people, dropping food and making enough noise to wake up Elvis, all the while their mong brained one braincell Jeremy Kyle parents looked on doing fuck all.

2, The staff letting this shit happen, personally i would have placed them all on breaking wheels, the kids and the parents.

3. Greedy fucking cuntbreeds piling food onto a warping plate that wasn't made to hold all that fucking weight and knowing that they won't be able to eat it all, so just piling it on for the sake of it and in the process wasting food.

4. Cuntbrains getting drunk at the bar, fuck me gently, if you're going to get pissed then go to a fucking pub.

That is so working class. We tried one once, never again. Cunts in there at tables wearing their baseball caps and cheap trainers like the ill mannered working chav class cunts they are. Fucking disgusting, for a moment I thought I was in wales.

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I always find carveries depressing places to eat. Slices of overcooked meat, boiled to death veg, gravy made from powder that tastes of nothing much and a smell reminiscent of school meals. Surely there is something more interesting to eat than this crap, although I'm sure Nigel Farage likes it.

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15 minutes ago, Rick_B said:

I always find carveries depressing places to eat. Slices of overcooked meat, boiled to death veg, gravy made from powder that tastes of nothing much and a smell reminiscent of school meals. Surely there is something more interesting to eat than this crap, although I'm sure Nigel Farage likes it.

He loves it. He sure knows how how to eat a baked potato. This sky x9w is kicking the fuck out of the interwebs tonight. Anyone for brown sauce.

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Tor can suck my little dick. As I've got a chicken in white sauce spectacular from Iceland.

Only 99p

 I'm drunk also better hope I don't take a shit on Alan sugars desk lol and lol.

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fender what the fuck did you expect? Carvery is one up from a KFC. I can only assume that you had no choice in the matter and was dragged kicking and screaming  (please god say you were) into that culinary hell. 

It wasn't my first choice but i found the food ok, just the decor of cuntbreeds populating the place that annoyed the fuck out of me.

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5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

There's a hotel not far from me that provides a 'Roast-to-go'. You just call them up and tell them what meat you like and they add all the other veg. and deliver to your door. All the fun of a carvery without going to a carvery and risk bumping into a moany old Cunt like Fender.

Roast to go, you lazy cuntbrain.

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Ahh, the carvery.  The one place you can take your old pensioner gran, who will undoubtedly forget her dentures and try to gum the overcooked roast to a gruesome demise and piss herself, forever leaving her mark on the place, and still be welcomed to return.  Fends, did the place have a upper level?  Probably a care home 

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21 hours ago, Bubba C said:

 

Bubbles do try to mobilise both of your brain cells and think of something original you thick remedially educated cretinous socialist vagina.

 

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