Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Looks like we both have short attention span syndrome, Gongers. My attention span falters on the first two syllables of Tata's posts, and that's pretty good going even after necking a couple of espressos and I line of speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Gong: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I just have to write them. You're the sorry cunt that has to read them. Only because they're illegible indecipherable bollocks smeared in your very own crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Gong: Your point went straight over my head there.... as per usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Dan, Dan, Dan Dan Dan. All you needed to say was "Its fucking hot in here", and save yourself all the agro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Gong: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Dan, Dan, Dan Dan Dan. Is that your intro music, Gobbler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Gong: Is that Frank on Drums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Is that your intro music, Gobbler? You got me. I kick off every gig with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Dan, Dan, Dan Dan Dan. All you needed to say was "Its fucking hot in here", and save yourself all the agro. Gobbie... It's getting hot in here.. ..so take your clothes off...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 32 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I remember walking on top of snow drifts with cars & transit vans buried underneath, late 70's... fucking ace years for sledging.... Apple, fuck off. Besides, I've never heard of a gyppo called Tobias... are you really a womble instead? Don't talk to me about those fuckers. I've mentioned elsewhere about the 'battle of the Triangle children's theatre' haven't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Gobbie... It's getting hot in here.. ..so take your clothes off...! Good old Ding, never passes up a chance to be a creepy cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Good old Ding, never passes up a chance to be a creepy cunt. Yes, an almost child-like creepiness too. Fucking spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes, an almost child-like creepiness too. Fucking spacker. You can just imagine the reporters interviewing his neighbours after the police had dug up his patio. None of this, "Oh, he seemed so normal" bollocks, no, it would be, "I always said 'e were a right creepy cunt!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You can just imagine the reporters interviewing his neighbours after the police had dug up his patio. None of this, "Oh, he seemed so normal" bollocks, no, it would be, "I always said 'e were a right creepy cunt!" Tha' knows. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Gobbie... It's getting hot in here.. ..so take your clothes off...! Peter Sutcliffe Donald Neilson Stephen Griffiths And upcoming rookie star, Ding. You make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Climate is fuc... Can I stop you there? Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Gobbie... It's getting hot in here.. ..so take your clothes off...! forward to: MRS DING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Dan, I noticed that the problem seems to be everywhere YOU go. Perhaps you are being given a subtle hint about your state of welcome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Climate is fucked. December means a mild, muggy, damp sludge of 5 - 10 degrees C. Some cunts want to pretend its the '80s, and that the mercury is actually grounding out at minus ten degrees Cee. Fuck that, the ship has sailed. We are swamped with mid-Atlantic weather fronts and smothering miles-thick layer of clouds reflecting our heat and flith back at us. The glory days of meters-thick snow on the A1 getting blasted out with dynamite and snow ploughs is a thing of the past. Cunts. Its fucking warm out, so turn off your fucking heat. I'm sick of wandering into a shop, bar or restaurant and being subjected to sweaty Saharan heat. Cunts everywhere seem to have cold and flu, and I bet it is because cunts are pretending it is ten degrees colder than it actually is. Open-plan office, plus a thermometer that is kept under lock and key at the other end of the fucking country, and you have a fucking disease outbreak on your hands. Want some cunt to turn off the radiators? Phone up the Corporate HR System and log a fucking building management fault, and some spotty Cheeky Nandos work apprentice cunt will unlock a cabinet, footle about with some machinery and in two weeks time the ambient temperature of your sweltering shit-box office will drop a degree or three. Ask me why I'm not feeling 'Christmassy' and it is because it feels like a mild September night out there, and has done for the last fucking month. I read this shit and i just thought...Bastogne. You ungrateful cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Batbomb said: I read this shit and i just thought...Bastogne. You ungrateful cunt Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 On 17/12/2016 at 8:26 AM, Decimus said: Peter Sutcliffe Donald Neilson Stephen Griffiths And upcoming rookie star, Ding. You make me fucking sick. Reported you cunt... ...for putting an armed robber in there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 On 16/12/2016 at 10:01 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Yes, its a disease called 'having an attention span', you illiterate cunt. I bet you have "university of life" listed under your qualifications on Facebook, you epic waste of sperm and eggs. The breakfast of champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The breakfast of champions. Quince put the coke away and go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Quince put the coke away and go to bed. I'm a clean living mother fucker now, Edders. No more filthy drugs. It's only the green from here on in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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