Cap'n Cunt Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) The current format for TV shows appears to be a three-minute 'what's coming up on tonight's show', which shows all the best bits, then ten minutes of shite with only a modicum of the aforementioned 'best bits' included. Then another selection of 'what's coming up', featuring the best bits that weren't previously shown. Then the fucking advertising break, following which there's a recap of the first half of the show, in case you're the type of mong that can't remember what you saw two minutes ago, then another ten minutes of shite. I'm all for social inclusion (apart from Deleted, bummers and vegans) but ADHD isn't actually a thing. It's one of them fucking made-up illnesses like dyslexia, which is an anagram of 'thick cunt'. Edited December 19, 2016 by Rick_B Please refrain from using that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: The current format for TV shows appears to be a three-minute 'what's coming up on tonight's show', which shows all the best bits, then ten minutes of shite with only a modicum of the aforementioned 'best bits' included. Then another selection of 'what's coming up', featuring the best bits that weren't previously shown. Then the fucking advertising break, following which there's a recap of the first half of the show, in case you're the type of mong that can't remember what you saw two minutes ago, then another ten minutes of shite. I'm all for social inclusion (apart from Deleted, bummers and vegans) but ADHD isn't actually a thing. It's one of them fucking made-up illnesses like dyslexia, which is an anagram of 'thick cunt'. Not sure you're allowed to mention gollies. Your avatar looks familiar, are you my Dad? Edited December 19, 2016 by nobgobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 I wish that there were spoilers for this nom. Forewarned is forearmed and I could have saved myself the agony of reading this utter fucking shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wish that there were spoilers for this nom. Forewarned is forearmed and I could have saved myself the agony of reading this utter fucking shite. I am pretty sure that a similar nom was posted a few weeks back possibly by Tatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes I thought I had seen a similar nom a few weeks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes I thought I had seen a similar nom a few weeks back. Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. Please stay as you might become Punker's friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. That would be best for everyone concerned, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Please stay as you might become Punker's friend. Everyone is Punker's friend. It's mandatory to be nice to the mentally feeble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. 42 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: The current format for TV shows appears to be a three-minute 'what's coming up on tonight's show', which shows all the best bits, then ten minutes of shite with only a modicum of the aforementioned 'best bits' included. Then another selection of 'what's coming up', featuring the best bits that weren't previously shown. Then the fucking advertising break, following which there's a recap of the first half of the show, in case you're the type of mong that can't remember what you saw two minutes ago, then another ten minutes of shite. I'm all for social inclusion (apart from wogs, bummers and vegans) but ADHD isn't actually a thing. It's one of them fucking made-up illnesses like dyslexia, which is an anagram of 'thick cunt'. You do come across as being a horrendously boring, semi-illiterate, knuckle-dragging anus. I hope you don't have the opportunity to try and prove otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 42 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Not sure you're allowed to mention gollies. Your avatar looks familiar, are you my Dad? Gobbly, I'm your father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. No doubt the best idea you've ever had, you stupid fucking cunt. Welcome to CC. Please kill yourself, quietly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wish that there were spoilers for this nom. Forewarned is forearmed and I could have saved myself the agony of reading this utter fucking shite. Trying to think of a foreskin gag but I've got nothing Deco. Sorry old mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 27 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ah. That's what that 'search' thing is for, then. I'll shut up and fuck off. Please do old bean, there's a good chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 (edited) 12 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Not sure you're allowed to mention gollies. Your avatar looks familiar, are you my Dad? Removed Edited December 20, 2016 by Mrs Roops Please familiarise yourself with the rules, paying attention to rule 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Removed If? I doubt even Paddy Power would give you odds against that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: You do come across as being a horrendously boring, semi-illiterate, knuckle-dragging anus. I hope you don't have the opportunity to try and prove otherwise. I think it's semi-literate, rather than semi-illiterate. But I have no wish to try to educate you. Others have obviously tried in the past and failed miserably. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think it's semi-literate, rather than semi-illiterate. Potayto, potaaato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 What's this nom about? I got as far as the word THE,then lost interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 50 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think it's semi-literate, rather than semi-illiterate. But I have no wish to try to educate you. Others have obviously tried in the past and failed miserably. No, because it can be both. 'Semiliterate' is correct (not 'semi-illiterate'), without a hyphen, but it can be used with a hyphen as an adjective, as I originally intended, to form 'semi-illiterate'. Both have the same meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Trying to think of a foreskin gag but I've got nothing Deco. Sorry old mate. How many skins does a banana have? Peel it and count. One skin, two skin, three skin, ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 51 minutes ago, Snatch said: What's this nom about? I got as far as the word THE,then lost interest. Reading between the lines it's about a new cunt who isn't gonna last long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Reading between the lines it's about a new cunt who isn't gonna last long. Another one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 59 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Another one? Miss Roops has marked his card, so if he continues to ride roughshod all over the rules .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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