ratcum Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Who decided this twat was a retail guru? She said a while back she was going to save the British high street and yet fuck all has happened. I didn't ask for your help you self-publicising trollope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Imagine saying to her ' God bless yer Mary Poppins' whilst dressed as a chimney sweep,and then standing there whilst she explains your mistake. What larks indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 When I saw this nom, I thought of Shirley Porter, but that is another basket case altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 She's fucking ginger...nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 15 hours ago, ratcum said: Who decided this twat was a retail guru? She said a while back she was going to save the British high street and yet fuck all has happened. I didn't ask for your help you self-publicising trollope Ratty, as you can see I have tried to kick start this nom but there are very few takers. To be truthful it is rather shit isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Ratty, as you can see I have tried to kick start this nom but there are very few takers. To be truthful it is rather shit isn't it. You're right Scrotely, it's all gone wrong for me recently. I need a Reader's Wives thread to get some cheap hits. Can you kick start that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 poor Melanie has to come downstairs to this every morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Batbomb said: poor Melanie has to come downstairs to this every morning You are in Ratty, fill yer boots boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 4 hours ago, The Beast said: When I saw this nom, I thought of Shirley Porter, but that is another basket case altogether. A founder member of the Shyster Gallery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: A founder member of the Shyster Gallery. Not her...please... people already have delicate stomachs this time of year. You want to deal with the hate you'll get from those who won't have spare keyboards at hand ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 20 hours ago, ratcum said: Who decided this twat was a retail guru? She said a while back she was going to save the British high street and yet fuck all has happened. I didn't ask for your help you self-publicising trollope Our British high street is fine - I was in it earlier. I didn't even know it needing saving. We should immunise them all immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Is this a juice thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Is this a juice thread? It's the racist jaffa cake thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's the racist jaffa cake thread stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 6 hours ago, Batbomb said: poor Melanie has to come downstairs to this every morning I reckon she thinks she's Paul McCartney's bird or summat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: stop it Ratty, these are nice people that are only trying to boost your morale. Please don't mock. Have a slow wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ratty, these are nice people that are only trying to boost your morale. Please don't mock. Have a slow wank. fuckin lesbian conspiracy is what this is Scrotely. I may wank tomorrow but not on the holy day itself, even though Jesus gives me the horn. He was Korean you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: I reckon she thinks she's Paul McCartney's bird or summat One too many legs though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Q: What don't Korean policeman have shoelaces? A: They've run out of blindfolds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: Q: What don't Korean policeman have shoelaces? A: They've run out of blindfolds I was right; this IS the racist jaffa cake thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was right; this IS the racist jaffa cake thread. What is this talk of racist biscuits and cakes I keep reading on here? I must have missed something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 7 hours ago, Batbomb said: poor Melanie has to come downstairs to this every morning A striking similarity to Tessa Jowell wearing an orange syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What is this talk of racist biscuits and cakes I keep reading on here? I must have missed something. It was an acclaimed nomination by Mr. Ratcum on the old CC site. There were other offshoots from this lead. Racist dogs was amusing too. I'm sure Norris McWhirter aka Cuntybaws our site librarian will furnish you with the finer details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: It was an acclaimed nomination by Mr. Ratcum on the old CC site. There were other offshoots from this lead. Racist dogs was amusing too. I shall look it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 Q: How do you know when a Korean is about to take their dog out? A: They put on oven gloves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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