Kim Jong Un (Having to be on Best Behaviour)

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, JackoTC said:

What the fuck is this all about ? Have you thought this through ? Not drug free you haven't.

It is called a nom. Do you remember posting one. Cunt

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

It is called a nom. Do you remember posting one. Cunt

Don't be stupid Scroters. all he can do is slag off everyone else's. Like Frank,he's another that had his day about 45 years ago.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

3 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Don't be stupid Scroters. all he can do is slag off everyone else's. Like Frank,he's another that had his day about 45 years ago.

At least he had this day Snatch. All you've ever been since day one is a lowest common denominator, whinging little cunt.

[Guest Snatch]

Just now, Bill Stickers said:

At least he had this day Snatch. All you've ever been since day one is a lowest common denominator, whinging little cunt.

You took your time to get round to having a go at me you rancid little prick. And now you have wasn't it a pathetic attempt. I hope you get fucked off again soon and quick. No-one missed you,and I really do mean no-one.

[Guest JackoTC]

23 hours ago, Snatch said:

Don't be stupid Scroters. all he can do is slag off everyone else's. Like Frank,he's another that had his day about 45 years ago.

I've come to regard you as one of the best ones on here Snatch. We get no surprises from you and very little snideyness. You could be right up there with Ed and I if you play your cards right. 

[Guest Snatch]

19 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

I've come to regard you as one of the best ones on here Snatch. We get no surprises from you and very little snideyness. You could be right up there with Ed and I if you play your cards right. 

Yeah,whatever Franko.

[Frank]

24 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

I've come to regard you as one of the best ones on here Snatch. We get no surprises from you and very little snideyness. You could be right up there with Ed and I if you play your cards right. 

Jackie, I'm lying in bed watching Rick Stein in Lisbon on the BBC iplayer. Do you know how to turn off the cunt in the corner doing sign language for spackers?

[Ape™️]

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Jackie, I'm lying in bed watching Rick Stein in Lisbon on the BBC iplayer. Do you know how to turn off the cunt in the corner doing sign language for spackers?

BBC iPlayer detects the mentality of those viewing a programme, and provides suitable services accordingly. Spacker.

[Wolfie]

On 25/12/2016 at 0:43 AM, Wizardsleeve said:

He no longer has the most outlandish hair style in the world.  That dubious honour now belongs to Donald Trump.

I think he made sarcasm illegal in North Korea after someone complimented him on his haircut, however.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I think he made sarcasm illegal in North Korea after someone complimented him on his haircut, however.

I've been ill since Sunday, but I seem to remember reading that English is more difficult to learn, both written and spoken, than Mandarin Chinese because of our adoration of sarcasm and cuntish euphemisms and linguistic idiosyncrasies.  Is it any wonder the the formless cunts want to nuke us and that wondrous waste of human genetic material tRump will usher it in with inglorious inept fuckwittery. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Jackie, I'm lying in bed watching Rick Stein in Lisbon on the BBC iplayer. Do you know how to turn off the cunt in the corner doing sign language for spackers?

You lied about the boat Frank.

[ratcum]

10 minutes has just been wiped out. I bet Rick B is on duty

[Roadkill]

14 minutes ago, ratcum said:

10 minutes has just been wiped out. I bet Rick B is on duty

Zhere vaz no conversation. You are mistaken.

[Roadkill]

23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

You lied about the boat Frank.

Nautical lies are always the worst.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Zhere vaz no conversation. You are mistaken.

Fucking hell, we on North Korean time now?

[Guest JackoTC]

17 hours ago, Frank said:

Jackie, I'm lying in bed watching Rick Stein in Lisbon on the BBC iplayer. Do you know how to turn off the cunt in the corner doing sign language for spackers?

I honestly don't know, and its probably a little late (unless you are watching the directors cut version). Is that the one where he has clams and sea bass ?? I'm a big fan of his. Alas, it is unreciprocated, as I made a scene in his restaurant in Poole a year or two back. I was given a slap and only narrowly avoided a good shoeing too. Shameful.