Neil Posted December 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Whats the connection with Wellington boots and George Michael ? they both get sucked off in bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, neil298 said: Whats the connection with Wellington boots and George Michael ? they both get sucked off in bogs What have Neil and George Michael got in common? They're both fat fucking poofs. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, neil298 said: Whats the connection with Wellington boots and George Michael ? they both get sucked off in bogs I did this one on the sickipedia thread last week Neil. My legal team will be in touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I did this one on the sickipedia thread last week Neil. My legal team will be in touch. I don't dip into that very often Fuck it! Why did the chicken cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: I don't dip into that very often Fuck it! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the chicken shagger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 ♪, ♫ Last Christmas I gave you my heart, ♪, ♫ ♪, ♫ & the very next day, it gay-ave away... ♪, ♫ 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I am surprised Ozzy Osborne still manages the get himself upright every morning. He must have gorged himself on a significantly greater quantity of exotic substances than George ever did. Except spunk, of course. Ozzy is totally preserved, the science boffins and cryogenic suspension have got nothing on him, he'll outlast us all, he'll outlast this dying planet of ours... 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've just seen the news and I'm devastated. If George had become a catholic it might have saved his life..... He was a Catholic, a good Greek Catholic boy, and in all good greek and good catholic traditions, he liked fucking mens' arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ♪, ♫ Last Christmas I gave you my heart, ♪, ♫ ♪, ♫ & the very next day, it gay-ave away... ♪, ♫ Ozzy is totally preserved, the science boffins and cryogenic suspension have got nothing on him, he'll outlast us all, he'll outlast this dying planet of ours... He was a Catholic, a good Greek Catholic boy, and in all good greek and good catholic traditions, he liked fucking mens' arses. He should have practiced Catholicism......and not the perverse,make-believe version of the religion you wish to pedal you thick, delusional cunt. Hopefully you will catch Ebola in the New Year ! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 I have been trying to find the right words to use regarding George Michael's death .. I think that I have found them "Good, he was a mincing, stupid, self abusing poof who deserved what he got". There will doubtless be many better and more decent 53 year olds who died on christmas day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: That's a long shot there Manky. With the talent that has gone so far this year, I feel bad for Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman. There's a load good films on the telly to look forward to in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Fucking shit. I'm still pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Whats the connection with Wellington boots and George Michael ? they both get sucked off in bogs You are officially horrid Neil. Welcome to the cabal of vile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Please take Ant and Dec... If you do I'll become a fucking monk... But it has to be this year otherwise no fucking deal you imaginary cunt. My money is on Brucie or Dave ' The Whisperer ' Attenborough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: My money is on Brucie There is that 102 year old perv who's just been sent down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fucking shit. I'm still pissed. I'm hung over like a cunt. I can't see straight and an angry midget is trying to break out of my skull with a big hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fucking shit. I'm still pissed. #staystrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: #staystrong You appear to have reanimated George's dishevelled corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, Frank said: #staystrong Frank,that's just too gay,even for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: an angry midget is trying to break out of my skull with a big hammer. R.I.P. MikefuckingD. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: #staystrong 1 minute 15 seconds in, you fucking hideously sleazy, slimy little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: R.I.P. MikefuckingD. Mike D was before my time on here Decs but he seems to be something of a corner legend, was he a midget and is he really dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mike D was before my time on here Decs but he seems to be something of a corner legend, was he a midget and is he really dead? He was indeed a midget, Eric. He declared openly many times that he was 3'5 and lived in a Wendy house. As to whether he is dead or not, I assume and hope so. He wasn't known as Mike "I'm not going anywhere" D for nothing, so it's the only thing that explains his silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: To get away from the chicken shagger? To throw a grenade at the Russian military Chechen!.........I meant 'chechen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mike D was before my time on here Decs but he seems to be something of a corner legend, was he a midget and is he really dead? He had a walnut head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: He had a walnut head. I heard he was a "fuckin' weasel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 TBH I hope that all these celebrities fucking die before the end of the year and have done with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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