Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Debbie Reynolds Yes, a good Jewish lady. Probably a double funeral attracting a massive discount from the undertakers. Every little helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Well strike me blind a nom from you with no reference to queers, golf or aids and quite funny to boot. Fuck! He must of logged in with the wrong username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: "Put another prawn on the barby Bruce" said Ramone, Bruce's rent boy lover.... Back to form straight away you utter utter fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, a good Jewish lady. Probably a double funeral attracting a massive discount from the undertakers. Every little helps. Withers you illiterate backward fucking joker, I'll be in la Garonne on Monday. Will you and mrs W be available if I do a quick pit stop to bang your arses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Buster Edwards did well for himself when he turned his back on crime and formed 'Genesis' with Peter Gabriel. He was related to Jimmy Edwards the comedian...., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: He must of logged in with the wrong username. Indeed..... Cretin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Indeed..... Cretin Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Indeed..... Cretin Your predictable unfunny ripostes after the only truly humerous post you have ever made show that you are a one trick fuckwitt. I wouldn't get into any golf club you wish you were in because to display my true wealth would be ostentatious and vulgar. Nouveau riche wannabe that is all you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 ...and the next contestant is: Doris (dead by new year's...) Day... We got more life in Deadwood city...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: All this will be too much for Burt Reynolds......he won't last the day.... lol. I think Burt has supposedly been dying for the last three years or so, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I think Burt has supposedly been dying for the last three years or so, anyway. Nah, he's faking it. Trust me, I am an expert in this field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Your predictable unfunny ripostes after the only truly humerous post you have ever made show that you are a one trick fuckwitt. I wouldn't get into any golf club you wish you were in because to display my true wealth would be ostentatious and vulgar. Nouveau riche wannabe that is all you are. You wouldn't get into my golf club because.... 1. You're the wrong social class and a pleb. 2. You're an obnoxious cunt. 3. You're a homosexual. 4. You have Aids/HIV. lol. Fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Piston said: ...and the next contestant is: Doris (dead by new year's...) Day... We got more life in Deadwood city...... My money is on Queenie and Phil the Greek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my golf club because.... 1. You're the wrong social class and a pleb. 2. You're an obnoxious cunt. 3. You're a homosexual. 4. You have Aids/HIV. lol. Fuck off. lol. The fact that I am landed and titled puts me well above the pond scum nouveau riche like you. The fact that I chose to not advertise the immensity of my personal fortune is because Pater always taught me that it only winds up the oiks like you. Hitting balls around an adapted field is my idea of creeping death, which I wish would creep up on you a lot faster. Caining around my land in my Landrover shooting rabbits is a lot more fun. You also have a very tiny penis Walter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 59 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my golf club because.... 1. You're the wrong social class and a pleb. 2. You're an obnoxious cunt. 3. You're a homosexual. 4. You have Aids/HIV. lol. Fuck off. lol. good old Punkly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The fact that I am landed and titled puts me well above the pond scum nouveau riche like you. The fact that I chose to not advertise the immensity of my personal fortune is because Pater always taught me that it only winds up the oiks like you. Hitting balls around an adapted field is my idea of creeping death, which I wish would creep up on you a lot faster. Caining around my land in my Landrover shooting rabbits is a lot more fun. You also have a very tiny penis Walter. I'll bet you're going to George Michael's funeral wearing your "I've got AIDS" red ribbon. You silly knobjockey. Kindly disinfect yourself before and after the gay junkie fest. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: My money is on Queenie and Phil the Greek BOTH?! or is it sort of each way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Piston said: BOTH?! or is it sort of each way? Even better , it's an accy with Brucie and Dave " the whisperer " Attenborough. As they say , you have to speculate to accumulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 28 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Even better , it's an accy with Brucie and Dave " the whisperer " Attenborough. As they say , you have to speculate to accumulate. Roll up my winnings and stick 'em on Dennis Norden (on the night). Should be alright. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 I'll wager The Queen and her Greek husband outlive Gazza. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/weeping-paul-gascoigne-appears-gaunt-9532650 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager The Queen and her Greek husband outlive Gazza. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/weeping-paul-gascoigne-appears-gaunt-9532650 He looks like the bastard love child of Bill Murray and John Peel there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: He looks like the bastard love child of Bill Murray and John Peel there.... Indeed. Isn't he looking well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you're going to George Michael's funeral wearing your "I've got AIDS" red ribbon. You silly knobjockey. Kindly disinfect yourself before and after the gay junkie fest. lol. I dont mix with people like him. Way too much exposure to the press. I live as anonymously as I can, I will certainly do my best to avoid lowlife scum like you as far as is humanly possible, mostly by avoiding country car parks after dark. So you don't deny having a tiny penis like a newborn baby's little finger? Raging bender. Go and kiss a live rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 On 12/28/2016 at 5:20 PM, Eddie said: Jacko you're a sophisticated chap, I have guests this evening, in polite company, following the 6 cans of K, should I serve a Chardonnay or mix it up with a Châteauneuf-du-Pape? Is it polite company ? Is it, Ed ? I'm a tad concerned to say the least. I have in the last week been pictured on face book drinking both K (at a fancy dress party) and the C du P (with a posh tarty friend) . Please don't reveal my true identity, if you are indeed stalking me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Is it polite company ? Is it, Ed ? I'm a tad concerned to say the least. I have in the last week been pictured on face book drinking both K (at a fancy dress party) and the C du P (with a posh tarty friend) . Please don't reveal my true identity, if you are indeed stalking me. we need more smart, urbane blacks on here Jackie. I'm tired of these all these pudge pinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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