The Beast Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 21 hours ago, Ape said: Religious fucking nonsense. Some cunt is deemed exceptionally holy and performs great acts of kindness etc and he becomes a saint. I'd imagine Punkape would become Saint Semen, the sucker of cock. I don't understand all this beatification cobblers. I just hope that there isn't a god. Looking at the fucking shit state of the planet, 2% of herberts have the majority of the wealth, whilst the other 98% vary from getting by to not having a pot to fucking piss in, it all seems a tad sinister. Allowing all this shit to carry on is some sort of sick cunts fucking joke. Any god that is good would have put a fucking stop to it all, given the amount of poor cunts that live in shit and have a destitute short life of poor quality, none of which is their doing or want. If he or she or it exists, they must be a heinous fucking being. That's the evidence I see to base my beliefs on, not various books that every cunt and his mother has edited to suit their way of suppressing and manipulating the masses. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 13 minutes ago, JackoTC said: There seems to a glut of mindless insults on here at the minute. Nothing very clever at all. You suck cock etc etc. The unimaginative kill yourself variations. I'm not having a go at you Ape, its not your fault. God didn't bless us all with intelligence. And to be fair, we need a good mix on here to make it all work, but some of the latest intake are just on here constantly, posting repetitive shite. Still....we all know who they are, and why they need something to do during the day. Thanks for the wise words Jacko. It's obvious why you're one of the best ones on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: It'd have to exist for him to drink it. Jackers is Calvinist stock from Oban, the only thing he drinks is mother's bitty. C'mon Deco - I'm not so low that I get a thrill from inventing a bottle of cider. You never responded to me yesterday - you ignored my flag of peace...olive branch, if you will. Fuck knows what thread it was on ? I hoped for your support. An uneasy truce for the festive period ? A new year for us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Thanks for the wise words Jacko. It's obvious why you're one of the best ones on here. Thanks Ape - we used to be friendly on here. I hope I can restore some of your faith in me for the forthcoming year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 See , I even turned this into a hot topic for you ! Well done on this Nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Thanks Ape - we used to be friendly on here. I hope I can restore some of your faith in me for the forthcoming year. I never lost faith in you Jacko. Frank, on the other hand, has fallen from grace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 19 minutes ago, Ape said: Thanks for the wise words Jacko. It's obvious why you're one of the best ones on here. That sounds like a guaranteed blow-job for Jacko...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Thanks for the wise words Jacko. It's obvious why you're one of the best ones on here. That sounds like a guaranteed blow-job for Jacko...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: That sounds like a guaranteed blow-job for Jacko...... lol. Punkape, Punkape, so shit he posted twice. Punkape, Punkape, he's got a nasty vice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Punkape, Punkape, so shit he posted twice. Punkape, Punkape, he's got a nasty vice. That sounds like a guaranteed blow-job for Jacko...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: That sounds like a guaranteed blow-job for Jacko...... You really are obsessed with homosexuality, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: You really are obsessed with homosexuality, aren't you? I'd like to see the end of it.... and its promotion by key Govt bodies..........you don't seem too concerned do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'd like to see the end of it.... and its promotion by key Govt bodies..........you don't seem too concerned do you ? No, I'm not concerned. I'm not gay. Make a resolution for 2017 to change the fucking record, you repetitive piece of shit poof cunt faggot scum. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'd like to see the end of it.... and its promotion by key Govt bodies..........you don't seem too concerned do you ? Happy New Year Punkly. Keep the faith brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Happy New Year Punkly. Keep the faith brother Nice avatar, Ratters. Really nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: Nice avatar, Ratters. Really nice. I've got this whole avatar thing sewn up it would seem. First post of 2017 to me. CUNTO!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I agree with Jackie; menstrual blood is a viable alternative to cranberry sauce during your festive period. Chaka Khan.. imagine the state of her fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, Frank said: Chaka Khan.. imagine the state of her fanny. I'm sure it's infinitely more attractive than your loose, gaping arse. Fuck off you piece of scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He didn't drive one either, he came down from heaven on a Yamaha. I thought he rode the "Triumph of the skies" no rice burner mentioned there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I thought he rode the "Triumph of the skies" no rice burner mentioned there. No it was definitely a Yamaha, built by kamikaze piano tuners. Shortly after arriving, he , "done a skid and killed a kid". Steve McQueen however did favour a triumph when jumping barbed wire. My dad used to favour a triumph engine and fitted them to a Norton featherbed frame when he raced in the 60's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 12 hours ago, Frank said: Chaka Khan.. imagine the state of her fanny. Maybe only on a cheese toastie then. Thanks for giving me the heads up on that one Zorbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My dad used to favour a triumph engine and fitted them to a Norton featherbed frame when he raced in the 60's. my dad was racist in the 60s too Eric. He made Alf Garnett look like bald, bespectacled, cockney chappie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: my dad was racist in the 60s too Eric. He made Alf Garnett look like bald, bespectacled, cockney chappie. I had a great uncle named Alf, as children I was regaled with rollicking tales of slaughtering Krauts and shooting down Eyeties. And advised not to trust "them darkies". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a great uncle named Alf, as children I was regaled with rollicking tales of slaughtering Krauts and shooting down Eyeties. And advised not to trust "them darkies". I meant 'as a child' I was not a junior schizophrenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: My dad used to favour a triumph engine and fitted them to a Norton featherbed frame when he raced in the 60's. A custom Triton - self-built? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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