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17 minutes ago, Manky said:

Why does it matter what colour they are who drink cider?

Cider is shit fizzy apple juice from the land of yokels. I believe they filmed Deliverance there.

It is quite simply for wimps who can't take the taste of bitter. I'd poison these dogs

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9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick......

lol.

Your first gay post of 2017. I expect there are plenty more to come, unless by some miracle you die horribly of your AIDS in the near future.

Happy New Year, you fucking turd.

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23 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......

Most student are cunts.

19 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick......

lol.

Control yourself, Punky. I did not ask for, nor do I require, the original and published versions of your posts.

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10 hours ago, Punkape said:

Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick......

lol.

I hope you are sick after your skin full last night. Happy new year you multi ID cunt.

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27 minutes ago, scotty said:

Before the delights of alcohol were so cruelly dashed from my slavering lips, I was partial to the occasional pint of Black Velvet. Happy New Year to all you cunts, including our resident Cheshire golfing fantasist.

As I recall the black velvet experience was most unpleasant whilst being expelled via one's nostrils. Anybody running a book on the queen handing over the crown jewels to Charlieboy today?

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1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

As I recall the black velvet experience was most unpleasant whilst being expelled via one's nostrils. Anybody running a book on the queen handing over the crown jewels to Charlieboy today?

It does require a decent champagne and a cracking half pint of Guinness, gobbler. Doesn't work at all with faux-sparkly and aldi bitter. And let's face it, lizzie saxe -coburg-gotha survived the great media cull of 2016, she won't be croaking any time soon. 

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36 minutes ago, scotty said:

It does require a decent champagne and a cracking half pint of Guinness, gobbler. Doesn't work at all with faux-sparkly and aldi bitter. And let's face it, lizzie saxe -coburg-gotha survived the great media cull of 2016, she won't be croaking any time soon. 

I remain one of your smallest (by weight) fans Scotty, but what in Frodo's Frenulum is your avatar meant to be? Frankly (see what I did there?), it looks like the arses of certain members on here.

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48 minutes ago, scotty said:

It does require a decent champagne and a cracking half pint of Guinness, gobbler. Doesn't work at all with faux-sparkly and aldi bitter. And let's face it, lizzie saxe -coburg-gotha survived the great media cull of 2016, she won't be croaking any time soon. 

Looks like I was robbed by a tight scotsman trying to get into my knickers when I was young and naive. Should have known that cheap cider and blackcurrant cordial wasn't quite authentic. You won't catch me catch me trusting a ginger cunt these days.

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17 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I remain one of your smallest (by weight) fans Scotty, but what in Frodo's Frenulum is your avatar meant to be? 

Why, 'tis the mighty Eight Ace, of Viz fame. 

Do I have to know everything round here? F-f-fuckin' shiiite.

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2 hours ago, ratcum said:

Yeah but I didn't expect a polaroid of him after he'd been fragged. Anyway, I think Scotty's on drugs

Baws is correct ratty, that is indeed Octavius Tinsworth Ace. And yes, I'm on a regular cocktail of drugs at the moment, sadly not of the recreational variety.

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5 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

As I recall the black velvet experience was most unpleasant whilst being expelled via one's nostrils. Anybody running a book on the queen handing over the crown jewels to Charlieboy today?

Was her name Chaka Khan? 

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