Bubba C Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Fuck off, you pathetic little wankers. Bubba, out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Why does it matter what colour they are who drink cider? Cider is shit fizzy apple juice from the land of yokels. I believe they filmed Deliverance there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Pint o' diesel pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 17 minutes ago, Manky said: Why does it matter what colour they are who drink cider? Cider is shit fizzy apple juice from the land of yokels. I believe they filmed Deliverance there. It is quite simply for wimps who can't take the taste of bitter. I'd poison these dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 A drink for students and women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 39 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A drink for students and women. And skint chavs, so they have something that they can buy in a 2 litre bottle for £3 to wash the taste of lambrini and greasy chips out of their mouths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: And skint chavs, so they have something that they can buy in a 2 litre bottle for £3 to wash the taste of lambrini and greasy chips out of their mouths. Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality...... Most student are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: And skint chavs, so they have something that they can buy in a 2 litre bottle for £3 to wash the taste of lambrini and greasy chips out of their mouths. Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick...... lol. Your first gay post of 2017. I expect there are plenty more to come, unless by some miracle you die horribly of your AIDS in the near future. Happy New Year, you fucking turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Happy new year to all except punkape who can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality...... Most student are cunts. 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick...... lol. Control yourself, Punky. I did not ask for, nor do I require, the original and published versions of your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality...... Most student are cunts. Shut your pathetic little spunk filled mouth, you disgusting little faggot. Happy new year. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality...... Most student are cunts. Go and fuck yourself Punkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Happy new year to all except punkape who can fuck off. Frank can get fucked too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Before the delights of alcohol were so cruelly dashed from my slavering lips, I was partial to the occasional pint of Black Velvet. Happy New Year to all you cunts, including our resident Cheshire golfing fantasist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Most students champion gay rights without realising they are promoting homosexuality......many are sick...... lol. I hope you are sick after your skin full last night. Happy new year you multi ID cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, scotty said: Before the delights of alcohol were so cruelly dashed from my slavering lips, I was partial to the occasional pint of Black Velvet. Happy New Year to all you cunts, including our resident Cheshire golfing fantasist. As I recall the black velvet experience was most unpleasant whilst being expelled via one's nostrils. Anybody running a book on the queen handing over the crown jewels to Charlieboy today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: As I recall the black velvet experience was most unpleasant whilst being expelled via one's nostrils. Anybody running a book on the queen handing over the crown jewels to Charlieboy today? It does require a decent champagne and a cracking half pint of Guinness, gobbler. Doesn't work at all with faux-sparkly and aldi bitter. And let's face it, lizzie saxe -coburg-gotha survived the great media cull of 2016, she won't be croaking any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 36 minutes ago, scotty said: It does require a decent champagne and a cracking half pint of Guinness, gobbler. Doesn't work at all with faux-sparkly and aldi bitter. And let's face it, lizzie saxe -coburg-gotha survived the great media cull of 2016, she won't be croaking any time soon. I remain one of your smallest (by weight) fans Scotty, but what in Frodo's Frenulum is your avatar meant to be? Frankly (see what I did there?), it looks like the arses of certain members on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 48 minutes ago, scotty said: It does require a decent champagne and a cracking half pint of Guinness, gobbler. Doesn't work at all with faux-sparkly and aldi bitter. And let's face it, lizzie saxe -coburg-gotha survived the great media cull of 2016, she won't be croaking any time soon. Looks like I was robbed by a tight scotsman trying to get into my knickers when I was young and naive. Should have known that cheap cider and blackcurrant cordial wasn't quite authentic. You won't catch me catch me trusting a ginger cunt these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: I remain one of your smallest (by weight) fans Scotty, but what in Frodo's Frenulum is your avatar meant to be? Why, 'tis the mighty Eight Ace, of Viz fame. Do I have to know everything round here? F-f-fuckin' shiiite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why, 'tis the mighty Eight Ace, of Viz fame. Do I have to know everything round here? F-f-fuckin' shiiite. Yeah but I didn't expect a polaroid of him after he'd been fragged. Anyway, I think Scotty's on drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 What about Cider and Rosie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Yeah but I didn't expect a polaroid of him after he'd been fragged. Anyway, I think Scotty's on drugs Baws is correct ratty, that is indeed Octavius Tinsworth Ace. And yes, I'm on a regular cocktail of drugs at the moment, sadly not of the recreational variety. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: As I recall the black velvet experience was most unpleasant whilst being expelled via one's nostrils. Anybody running a book on the queen handing over the crown jewels to Charlieboy today? Was her name Chaka Khan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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