Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Maybe I've just had a string of bad luck, but I've met a few of these pretend oirish in the last few years. Grew up in Newcastle/Liverpool/Wherever, but had a half-Irish father, or some shite like that, so its all fucking endless blarney blarney potato potato. "We love Ireland and go there any opportunity we get. We love the dancing and the music". Nothing like a scouser hollering the words to rebel songs to rouse the spirits, right enough. If Ireland is that good then move there. Still not as bad as Americans who went out and bought copies of Paul Macca's Give Ireland back to the Irish because they agreed with the sentiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Same goes for "Glasgow" Celtic fans, with their tricolours and rebel songs. Ship the lot of them to a sink estate on the outskirts of Dublin and see how the cunts like it when they get their heads kicked in by real Irishmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 31 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Maybe I've just had a string of bad luck, but I've met a few of these pretend oirish in the last few years. Grew up in Newcastle/Liverpool/Wherever, but had a half-Irish father, or some shite like that, so its all fucking endless blarney blarney potato potato. "We love Ireland and go there any opportunity we get. We love the dancing and the music". Nothing like a scouser hollering the words to rebel songs to rouse the spirits, right enough. If Ireland is that good then move there. Still not as bad as Americans who went out and bought copies of Paul Macca's Give Ireland back to the Irish because they agreed with the sentiment. It's when the pseudo oirishman says "I go for the craic"! Fecking...sorry...fucking idiots so they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Top 'O The Mornin' To Ya' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Top 'O The Mornin' To Ya' Go away 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Go away You tell her Gyps, g'warn, g'warn, g'warn, g'warn, g'warn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 What about all the cockney cunts who think that they are Irish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Top 'O The Mornin' To Ya' What aboutya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about all the cockney cunts who think that they are Irish? Oh yeah. One tiny shred of Irish in their background and that's enough. I knew someone who had a great great grandfather who was Irish and that was enough to have them scrambling for an Irish passport. One of my grand parents was from Mayo but you don't see me doing an Irish jig or talking like one, so I don't. Oh shit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 One set of my great, great, great grandparents came from Russia .. they were jewish .. that sort of over rules the 65% anglo saxon/celt dna in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: One set of my great, great, great grandparents came from Russia .. they were jewish .. that sort of over rules the 65% anglo saxon/celt dna in me. Strange that the Jew in you holds the monopoly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'm a Northerner and I've never seen anyone pretending to be Irish. This is just a smear campaign by you Southies because you're all jealous of our sexy sexy accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm a Northerner and I've never seen anyone pretending to be Irish. This is just a smear campaign by you Southies because you're all jealous of our sexy sexy accents. Don't go to Liverpool then, lovely place, spoilt by the fucking scousers, they're only bastardised oirish anyway. The worst places I've seen for this behaviour are, in order, London, Liverpool and Glasgow, most other places don't seem to suffer from it, probably because there's more normal people everywhere else than arseholes. I think Glasgow probably has the worst of it, with the celtics tossers, but I didn't see much of that where I was. I was in Ealing for a while and somewhere nearby (can't remember just where) there was a shit load of Oirish, and I was only considered safe to go there if I went with the Irish girls who lived in our house, if I went on my own to a pub I would probably have come out on a stretcher, if I was lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 14 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Maybe I've just had a string of bad luck, but I've met a few of these pretend oirish in the last few years. Grew up in Newcastle/Liverpool/Wherever, but had a half-Irish father, or some shite like that, so its all fucking endless blarney blarney potato potato. "We love Ireland and go there any opportunity we get. We love the dancing and the music". Nothing like a scouser hollering the words to rebel songs to rouse the spirits, right enough. If Ireland is that good then move there. Still not as bad as Americans who went out and bought copies of Paul Macca's Give Ireland back to the Irish because they agreed with the sentiment. Could it be you're just a cunt who malingers in cunty places with shitty cunty people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 This thread would clearly be an ecumenical matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Ireland. The only fucking shithole country that has such a shit economy that it has to export 95% of its population to stop them starving through lack of potatoes. I am Northern English. I have no connection to the Septic Isle and despise those who say they have, real or imaginary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 39 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: This thread would clearly be an ecumenical matter. DRINK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: DRINK! Small ....Far Away , Small ...Far Away ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 13 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Small ....Far Away , Small ...Far Away ! Good episode that. Imagine being trapped in a small caravan with Graham Norton, grounds for justifiable homicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: This thread would clearly be an ecumenical matter. Twas only resting in me account Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 My sister inlaw is Irish but thinks she's English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 16 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: My sister inlaw is Irish but thinks she's English. Sounds like a sensible girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 46 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Sounds like a sensible girl. Nothing could be further from the truth. I love her to bits but whenever the two of us get together we're a fucking nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Nothing could be further from the truth. I love her to bits but whenever the two of us get together we're a fucking nightmare. Really? You don't strike me as someone who enjoys a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 On 1/4/2017 at 11:08 PM, camberwell gypsy said: It's when the pseudo oirishman says "I go for the craic"! Fecking...sorry...fucking idiots so they are. Barbara and I go over to Dublin every few months. The craic off the lads over there is outrageous. Take a drink as well. Last time we were there Babs and I were the last ones standing in the pub. Must be our Oirish genes, ho ho ho, and we were dancing on the tables singing along to Ambush At Drumnakilly. Those Dublin lads didn't expect us to know the words, but then I told them that my grandfather was a Cork man, and after that they treated us like old friends. Mad craic off those lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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