Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Maybe you should wear one of these. That'd shut the fuckers up. Probly. The capital 'D' appears to have fallen off your hat. Did you keep the receipt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Maybe you should wear one of these. That'd shut the fuckers up. Probly. Putting your mum's satin Tena's on your head will only make you look more of a cunt than you already are. Fuck off with this shit, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Maybe you should wear one of these. That'd shut the fuckers up. Probly. Turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I thought posting porn was against the rules on here? Punkers will be rapidly imploding with that photo, like a black hole (not racist!) 5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Stop posting pictures of your gimp masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 24/01/2017 at 11:57 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Maybe we should 'arks' them why they speak like this, no fuck it, let's just claw hammer the lot of them and clean up the planet a bit. At work one night I refused a ginger kid entry to a licensed bar, firstly because he was obviously underage and secondly because he refused to remove his hood and baseball cap, he started with all that 'whass goin on blood' shit, I asked him why he was talking like a Jamaican?, he replied, "why you bein' racist to me bruv?".....Un fucking believable. The stupid little cunt was practically an albino. Claw hammer to the head . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 25/01/2017 at 4:21 AM, Snatch said: Good call MC and not your usual monologue. A bunch of thick cunts these wiggers. Talk like a cunt,act like a cunt simply because they dey iz cunts. Fucking honky dissing Muthafuckas. Sure ting bruv.....you get me yeah.....bare troof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Sure ting bruv.....you get me yeah.....bare troof. 'spect ma wigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 25/01/2017 at 8:51 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: That North London brap brap accent is sickening. What I don't get is that for all their gangsta pretensions, these lads are usually effeminate as fuck. Skinny jeans with ripped knees, skinny tiny ankles without socks into poofy shoes. Puffa jackets, faux-diamond earrings, sculpted facial hair... it makes me wonder is estrogen is getting into the water supply in rough areas. Football cunts are the worst, but generally I'm talking about these sorts of cunts: I watched a documentary a few months back about how these cunts, with their endless bicep workouts, their 'cheeky Nandos', their 'dickpics' and revenge porn, and crappy legal highs are committing suicide in epic numbers. Fabulous....hope to watch that on catch up TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 24/01/2017 at 11:45 PM, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. I had a budgie called chubby....he was a cunt. The cat hated him and eventually chubby got what was coming to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Claw hammer to the head . It was a telescopic steel baton, claw hammers catch on your pocket when you pull them out. ( make sure bar staff disable CCTV first) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 25 January 2017 at 8:51 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: That North London brap brap accent is sickening. What I don't get is that for all their gangsta pretensions, these lads are usually effeminate as fuck. Skinny jeans with ripped knees, skinny tiny ankles without socks into poofy shoes. Puffa jackets, faux-diamond earrings, sculpted facial hair... it makes me wonder is estrogen is getting into the water supply in rough areas. Football cunts are the worst, but generally I'm talking about these sorts of cunts: I watched a documentary a few months back about how these cunts, with their endless bicep workouts, their 'cheeky Nandos', their 'dickpics' and revenge porn, and crappy legal highs are committing suicide in epic numbers. Do you have the addresses of all these cunts? I've had a bad week and doing all of them with a pickaxe handle would cheer me up in ways I can't describe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 I think this was done way back when under the catch-all nom of 'Tim Westwood' - Bawsy'll be along in a minute to confirm. The Westwood mong and that soppy little cunt from E17 who managed the physically impossible by running himself over in his own landrover. Him that was Chinged off his tits with Daniella Westbrook. You know the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 54 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I think this was done way back when under the catch-all nom of 'Tim Westwood' - Bawsy'll be along in a minute to confirm. The Westwood mong and that soppy little cunt from E17 who managed the physically impossible by running himself over in his own landrover. Him that was Chinged off his tits with Daniella Westbrook. You know the cunt. Yes indeed, Tim Westwood was the object of prolonged derision, with a 20-page blud-speak tangent thrown in for good measure. Honey G recently joined this roster of shame too. For future reference, Bubba has now mastered rudimentary search techniques and can tackle simple questions like this on my behalf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you have the addresses of all these cunts? I've had a bad week and doing all of them with a pickaxe handle would cheer me up in ways I can't describe. I would cheer us all up as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes indeed, Tim Westwood was the object of prolonged derision, with a 20-page blud-speak tangent thrown in for good measure. Honey G recently joined this roster of shame too. For future reference, Bubba has now mastered rudimentary search techniques and can tackle simple questions like this on my behalf. Maybe it's not the student, but the teacher? Or maybe it's because some of the most boring noms leave a lasting memory. Either way, shove it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Maybe it's not the student, but the teacher? Or maybe it's because some of the most boring noms leave a lasting memory. Either way, shove it up your arse. Firm, but fair. Bubba, I am worried about Eric, he hasn't posted anything for 20 hours. I know he is still really down after that outrageous attack by Frank. I hope he has done nothing silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Firm, but fair. Bubba, I am worried about Eric, he hasn't posted anything for 20 hours. I know he is still really down after that outrageous attack by Frank. I hope he has done nothing silly. I'm sure he's fine, our resident security expert is made of stern stuff and could easily handle one of frank's disgusting outbursts. On a positive note, I think frank is dying. He's got nothing left to offer this world, and I have the champagne on ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 On 25/01/2017 at 8:51 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: That North London brap brap accent is sickening. What I don't get is that for all their gangsta pretensions, these lads are usually effeminate as fuck. Skinny jeans with ripped knees, skinny tiny ankles without socks into poofy shoes. Puffa jackets, faux-diamond earrings, sculpted facial hair... it makes me wonder is estrogen is getting into the water supply in rough areas. Football cunts are the worst, but generally I'm talking about these sorts of cunts: I watched a documentary a few months back about how these cunts, with their endless bicep workouts, their 'cheeky Nandos', their 'dickpics' and revenge porn, and crappy legal highs are committing suicide in epic numbers. Is this what the girls are going for now days? Look like a right bunch of fairies and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 23 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Firm, but fair. Bubba, I am worried about Eric, he hasn't posted anything for 20 hours. I know he is still really down after that outrageous attack by Frank. I hope he has done nothing silly. Bubba, I have seriously misjudged Eric's character, he is a lying worm and I want him deader than Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 28, 2017 Report Share Posted January 28, 2017 GAY APE LOL lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Bubba, I have seriously misjudged Eric's character, he is a lying worm and I want him deader than Ding. Jesus fucking Christ, I made up a story that you surrendered to me via email, because I thought it was funny, and so did every other cunt. That's what we do here, make up stupid shit for humorous effect. Untwist your French knickers you grumpy twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ, I made up a story that you surrendered to me via email, because I thought it was funny, and so did every other cunt. That's what we do here, make up stupid shit for humorous effect. Untwist your French knickers you grumpy twat. Careful Eric he's French - He has nothing to lose. He won't hesitate to surrender again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Careful Eric he's French - He has nothing to lose. He won't hesitate to surrender again. I'm hoping to salvage my friendship with the old git by sending him a food parcel as a gesture of apology, half a dozen snails I scraped off the shed and a boil in the bag horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Careful Eric he's French - He has nothing to lose. He won't hesitate to surrender again. Or collaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ, I made up a story that you surrendered to me via email, because I thought it was funny, and so did every other cunt. That's what we do here, make up stupid shit for humorous effect. Untwist your French knickers you grumpy twat. So Authoritah, when you said you'd burned those Welsh people, you actually hadn't? This changes everything. Next you'll be telling me you're not a transgender horse reliever. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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