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What is it wit da bro 's n shit, who fink day is well propa hard and ting, becomes day iz freestylin an ansa when some bro axe dem a question.  Even though they have had a pefectly good education at chipping campden high school.

It's even more annoying than a premier league footballist who is white, but saying in his best Norf Landan black mans accent dat he Iz lark well buzzin man coz he is showin is abilwity on da bawl n ting.....Decent.

25 years ago cockneys sounded like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, now they all sound like they have been brought up in some gangster rapper hud ....just outside Basingstoke !    A very odd bunch of people and modern accents for the sort of twat who,has a face full of beard and an arm full of tattoos..

cunts da lot of em

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8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

What is it wit da bro 's n shit, who fink day is well propa hard and ting, becomes day iz freestylin an ansa when some bro axe dem a question.  Even though they have had a pefectly good education at chipping campden high school.

It's even more annoying than a premier league footballist who is white, but saying in his best Norf Landan black mans accent dat he Iz lark well buzzin man coz he is showin is abilwity on da bawl n ting.....Decent.

25 years ago cockneys sounded like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, now they all sound like they have been brought up in some gangster rapper hud ....just outside Basingstoke !    A very odd bunch of people and modern accents for the sort of twat who,has a face full of beard and an arm full of tattoos..

cunts da lot of em

Maybe we should 'arks' them why they speak like this, no fuck it, let's just claw hammer the lot of them and clean up the planet a bit. At work one night I refused a ginger kid entry to a licensed bar, firstly because he was obviously underage and secondly because he refused to remove his hood and baseball cap, he started with all that 'whass goin on blood' shit, I asked him why he was talking like a Jamaican?, he replied, "why you bein' racist to me bruv?".....Un fucking believable. The stupid little cunt was practically an albino.

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Good call MC and not your usual monologue.

A bunch of thick cunts these wiggers. Talk like a cunt,act like a cunt simply because they dey iz cunts.

Fucking honky dissing Muthafuckas.

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9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

...........axe .............

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

............'arks' ...................

This annoys the fuck out of me, it's not an accent, its an affectation, the stupid fucking cunts.  I had some middle-aged white woman in the office start using this once, she didn't last long when Mary started, Mary was black, from the arse-end of somewhere and tol her to shut the fuck up.

 

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

We had chicken for lunch the day my pet hen Mirabelle died.

What did you have the day that music died?

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2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

This annoys the fuck out of me, it's not an accent, its an affectation, the stupid fucking cunts.  I had some middle-aged white woman in the office start using this once, she didn't last long when Mary started, Mary was black, from the arse-end of somewhere and tol her to shut the fuck up.

 

 

Was it Africa? I bet you hated Mary.

Was she one of the few women you've met who you didn't smash after she fell in love with your flat cap, shit accent; and bow-legs? 

I fucking hate you, ding, you vile, racist bastard. 

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1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Was it Africa? I bet you hated Mary.

Was she one of the few women you've met who you didn't smash after she fell in love with your flat cap, shit accent; and bow-legs? 

I fucking hate you, ding, you vile, racist bastard. 

No, the arse-end of London, if there is such a thing as the arse-end of an arse-end.

Mary was fucking gorgeous, absolutely stunning, a great laugh, could drink like a fish (unlike most southerners) but she said no.

Well actually she didn't say no, I never asked her, she was so stunning I'd just sit and look at her all googley eyed but never dared to ask.  What was even more attractive about her was that she didn't seem to realise she was.

 

You stupid little boring Ali G wannabe fucktard.

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2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

No, the arse-end of London, if there is such a thing as the arse-end of an arse-end.

Mary was fucking gorgeous, absolutely stunning, a great laugh, could drink like a fish (unlike most southerners) but she said no.

Well actually she didn't say no, I never asked her, she was so stunning I'd just sit and look at her all googley eyed but never dared to ask.  What was even more attractive about her was that she didn't seem to realise she was.

 

You stupid little boring Ali G wannabe fucktard.

Congratulations, ding, with the above comment you've surpassed yourself. 

I never thought that I could think even less of you, but here we are. 

Why the fuck are you on about Ali G? Who do you think I am, Drew? 

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16 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Congratulations, ding, with the above comment you've surpassed yourself. 

I never thought that I could think even less of you, but here we are. 

Why the fuck are you on about Ali G? Who do you think I am, Drew? 

Sorry Bubba, but you need to be able to actually think to be able to think less of me.

Thick cunt.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
1 hour ago, Bubba C said:

Congratulations, ding, with the above comment you've surpassed yourself. 

I never thought that I could think even less of you, but here we are. 

Why the fuck are you on about Ali G? Who do you think I am, Drew? 

Blubba you fat cunt. Fuck off

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That North London brap brap accent is sickening. What I don't get is that for all their gangsta pretensions, these lads are usually effeminate as fuck. Skinny jeans with ripped knees, skinny tiny ankles without socks into poofy shoes. Puffa jackets, faux-diamond earrings, sculpted facial hair... it makes me wonder is estrogen is getting into the water supply in rough areas. Football cunts are the worst, but generally I'm talking about these sorts of cunts:

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I watched a documentary a few months back about how these cunts, with their endless bicep workouts, their 'cheeky Nandos', their 'dickpics' and revenge porn, and crappy legal highs are committing suicide in epic numbers.

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On 1/24/2017 at 11:39 PM, Monumental cunt said:

What is it wit da bro 's n shit, who fink day is well propa hard and ting, becomes day iz freestylin an ansa when some bro axe dem a question.  Even though they have had a pefectly good education at chipping campden high school.

It's even more annoying than a premier league footballist who is white, but saying in his best Norf Landan black mans accent dat he Iz lark well buzzin man coz he is showin is abilwity on da bawl n ting.....Decent.

25 years ago cockneys sounded like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, now they all sound like they have been brought up in some gangster rapper hud ....just outside Basingstoke !    A very odd bunch of people and modern accents for the sort of twat who,has a face full of beard and an arm full of tattoos..

cunts da lot of em

Maybe you should wear one of these. That'd shut the fuckers up. Probly.

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