Guest N/A Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 What is it wit da bro 's n shit, who fink day is well propa hard and ting, becomes day iz freestylin an ansa when some bro axe dem a question. Even though they have had a pefectly good education at chipping campden high school. It's even more annoying than a premier league footballist who is white, but saying in his best Norf Landan black mans accent dat he Iz lark well buzzin man coz he is showin is abilwity on da bawl n ting.....Decent. 25 years ago cockneys sounded like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, now they all sound like they have been brought up in some gangster rapper hud ....just outside Basingstoke ! A very odd bunch of people and modern accents for the sort of twat who,has a face full of beard and an arm full of tattoos.. cunts da lot of em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: What is it wit da bro 's n shit, who fink day is well propa hard and ting, becomes day iz freestylin an ansa when some bro axe dem a question. Even though they have had a pefectly good education at chipping campden high school. It's even more annoying than a premier league footballist who is white, but saying in his best Norf Landan black mans accent dat he Iz lark well buzzin man coz he is showin is abilwity on da bawl n ting.....Decent. 25 years ago cockneys sounded like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, now they all sound like they have been brought up in some gangster rapper hud ....just outside Basingstoke ! A very odd bunch of people and modern accents for the sort of twat who,has a face full of beard and an arm full of tattoos.. cunts da lot of em Maybe we should 'arks' them why they speak like this, no fuck it, let's just claw hammer the lot of them and clean up the planet a bit. At work one night I refused a ginger kid entry to a licensed bar, firstly because he was obviously underage and secondly because he refused to remove his hood and baseball cap, he started with all that 'whass goin on blood' shit, I asked him why he was talking like a Jamaican?, he replied, "why you bein' racist to me bruv?".....Un fucking believable. The stupid little cunt was practically an albino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. If punkers had an enema, we could bury him in one too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Just now, nocti said: If punkers had an enema, we could bury him in one too. All those years spent getting rammed like a musket would mean an explosive release of pressure. You could probably fit whatever would be left of him in a thimble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, nocti said: If punkers had an enema, we could bury him in one too. If Punkers had an enema, we could re-stock every sperm bank in Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 Good call MC and not your usual monologue. A bunch of thick cunts these wiggers. Talk like a cunt,act like a cunt simply because they dey iz cunts. Fucking honky dissing Muthafuckas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. When my cat got run over by a lorry we buried her in an A2 envelope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 We had chicken for lunch the day my pet hen Mirabelle died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. would you fit into a cigar box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: When our budgie 'Minty' died, we buried him in a cigar box. Minty was lucky. Have you read "The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: ...........axe ............. 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ............'arks' ................... This annoys the fuck out of me, it's not an accent, its an affectation, the stupid fucking cunts. I had some middle-aged white woman in the office start using this once, she didn't last long when Mary started, Mary was black, from the arse-end of somewhere and tol her to shut the fuck up. 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: We had chicken for lunch the day my pet hen Mirabelle died. What did you have the day that music died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Noakes said: When my cat got run over by a lorry we buried her in an A2 envelope. I didn't realise you could buy envelopes on the A2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Punkers had an enema, we could re-stock every sperm bank in Europe. Punkers used to work in a sperm bank, but he was caught drinking on the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: This annoys the fuck out of me, it's not an accent, its an affectation, the stupid fucking cunts. I had some middle-aged white woman in the office start using this once, she didn't last long when Mary started, Mary was black, from the arse-end of somewhere and tol her to shut the fuck up. Was it Africa? I bet you hated Mary. Was she one of the few women you've met who you didn't smash after she fell in love with your flat cap, shit accent; and bow-legs? I fucking hate you, ding, you vile, racist bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Was it Africa? I bet you hated Mary. Was she one of the few women you've met who you didn't smash after she fell in love with your flat cap, shit accent; and bow-legs? I fucking hate you, ding, you vile, racist bastard. No, the arse-end of London, if there is such a thing as the arse-end of an arse-end. Mary was fucking gorgeous, absolutely stunning, a great laugh, could drink like a fish (unlike most southerners) but she said no. Well actually she didn't say no, I never asked her, she was so stunning I'd just sit and look at her all googley eyed but never dared to ask. What was even more attractive about her was that she didn't seem to realise she was. You stupid little boring Ali G wannabe fucktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Noakes said: When my cat got run over by a lorry we buried her in an A2 envelope. It's what she would have wanted Noakly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Minty was lucky. Have you read "The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner"? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: would you fit into a cigar box? micro lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't realise you could buy envelopes on the A2 Pork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: No, the arse-end of London, if there is such a thing as the arse-end of an arse-end. Mary was fucking gorgeous, absolutely stunning, a great laugh, could drink like a fish (unlike most southerners) but she said no. Well actually she didn't say no, I never asked her, she was so stunning I'd just sit and look at her all googley eyed but never dared to ask. What was even more attractive about her was that she didn't seem to realise she was. You stupid little boring Ali G wannabe fucktard. Congratulations, ding, with the above comment you've surpassed yourself. I never thought that I could think even less of you, but here we are. Why the fuck are you on about Ali G? Who do you think I am, Drew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Congratulations, ding, with the above comment you've surpassed yourself. I never thought that I could think even less of you, but here we are. Why the fuck are you on about Ali G? Who do you think I am, Drew? Sorry Bubba, but you need to be able to actually think to be able to think less of me. Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Congratulations, ding, with the above comment you've surpassed yourself. I never thought that I could think even less of you, but here we are. Why the fuck are you on about Ali G? Who do you think I am, Drew? Blubba you fat cunt. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 That North London brap brap accent is sickening. What I don't get is that for all their gangsta pretensions, these lads are usually effeminate as fuck. Skinny jeans with ripped knees, skinny tiny ankles without socks into poofy shoes. Puffa jackets, faux-diamond earrings, sculpted facial hair... it makes me wonder is estrogen is getting into the water supply in rough areas. Football cunts are the worst, but generally I'm talking about these sorts of cunts: I watched a documentary a few months back about how these cunts, with their endless bicep workouts, their 'cheeky Nandos', their 'dickpics' and revenge porn, and crappy legal highs are committing suicide in epic numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 On 1/24/2017 at 11:39 PM, Monumental cunt said: What is it wit da bro 's n shit, who fink day is well propa hard and ting, becomes day iz freestylin an ansa when some bro axe dem a question. Even though they have had a pefectly good education at chipping campden high school. It's even more annoying than a premier league footballist who is white, but saying in his best Norf Landan black mans accent dat he Iz lark well buzzin man coz he is showin is abilwity on da bawl n ting.....Decent. 25 years ago cockneys sounded like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins, now they all sound like they have been brought up in some gangster rapper hud ....just outside Basingstoke ! A very odd bunch of people and modern accents for the sort of twat who,has a face full of beard and an arm full of tattoos.. cunts da lot of em Maybe you should wear one of these. That'd shut the fuckers up. Probly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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