Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 "Basically a fart in human skin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Is it just me that looks at Priti Patel from the neck upwards and thinks that I'd love the stick a length up that but the sight of her slightly spherical, chunky body chokes me right off. It's like someone's created her from some left over 'Guess Who' pieces. What do you think Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 53 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is it just me that looks at Priti Patel from the neck upwards and thinks that I'd love the stick a length up that but the sight of her slightly spherical, chunky body chokes me right off. It's like someone's created her from some left over 'Guess Who' pieces. What do you think Neil? I think she's very Priti! Sorry couldn't resist it. I'll get me Shalwar kameez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think she's very Priti! Sorry couldn't resist it. I'll get me Shalwar kameez Fucking lezzie. If you do get lucky, post the video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fucking lezzie. If you do get lucky, post the video. Fuck off. I got 3 months for that last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off. I got 3 months for that last time. Do you bat for both sides ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you bat for both sides ? lol. Look, get this in your head; you do not exist so any shit you come out with aimed at me will be totally ignored. You, like your Frank character are dead to me. So, you can come out with all your unimaginative, unoriginal and unfunny bollocks about baked hedgehog and Appleby fayre and me being a lesbian (if I am it's none of your fucking business) as much as you like, because you're dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Look, get this in your head; you do not exist so any shit you come out with aimed at me will be totally ignored. You, like your Frank character are dead to me. So, you can come out with all your unimaginative, unoriginal and unfunny bollocks about baked hedgehog and Appleby fayre and me being a lesbian (if I am it's none of your fucking business) as much as you like, because you're dead. Punker's hasn't got a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Punker's hasn't got a head. Maybe I should have said "gives head". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 If bookies are taking bets on who the next celebrity to be outed for sexual harassment is, I would've loved to have seen the odds for Mariah fucking Carey. Where's Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Look, get this in your head; you do not exist so any shit you come out with aimed at me will be totally ignored. You, like your Frank character are dead to me. So, you can come out with all your unimaginative, unoriginal and unfunny bollocks about baked hedgehog and Appleby fayre and me being a lesbian (if I am it's none of your fucking business) as much as you like, because you're dead. I’m not dead. Would you like a recipe for Rook pie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Punkape said: Do you bat for both sides ? lol. There's none better qualified to ask such a question. I bet your gaydar would dwarf the fucking main control tower transmitter at Heathrow Airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I’m not dead. Would you like a recipe for Rook pie ? Nearly the season for Mincer Pies, and I bet you're the Michelen starred expert at those. Phunk off, FuckApe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I’m not dead. Would you like a recipe for Rook pie ? My dad speaks of eating rook pie as a lad, many who grew up in the sticks would have done the same. On a totally different note, I had the misfortune of visiting Cheshire for work earlier this week, more specifically Chester. What a shite hole populated by the ugly and their gutter Northern accents. I noticed your flyers everywhere for £3.60 a hand job-you've put your price up, no doubt you're in high demand with all the homo illegals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 On 09/11/2017 at 1:05 PM, Punkape said: I’m not dead. Would you like a recipe for Rook pie ? Yes please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yes please. How to prepare rooks: 1. Obtain rooks and kill the fuckers. ( Shotgun or stamping ) 2. Place a rook on its back ( now dead) and dislocate the leg by twisting it out and away from the main body. This will also tear the skin under the feathers. Place both thumbs into the tear and start to peel back the skin and feathers towards the head until the breasts are revealed.( a bit like a brothel visit with Peter Sutcliffe ). Slice down the breastbone, keeping the knife at a slight angle. Gently ease the flesh off as you cut towards the wings Wipe the breasts clean and they’re ready for the pan or griddle tray.... Methodoise. Cut all the meat into largish chunks so that it is all the same size. Say a prayer to the patron saint of rooks ( St Anthony). Seal off the meat for a few minutes then place in a pan with a hearty gravy and gently simmer for 30 minutes. Add some grated celeriac and carrot half way through and season to taste with plenty of white and black pepper. Whilst the meat is cooking, line a small greased ovenproof bowl with gay (puff) pastry. Set the meat aside to cool slightly and then stir in some thick mashed potato. Fill the pastry-lined bowl by putting the larger pieces of meat at the bottom, then alternate rook, onions and some lambs kidneys. Put a lid on the pie and crimp the edges in a faggoty manner until suitably bent and limp-wristed.Sing a vulgar sea shanty whilst crimping or hum the Blue Danube with undone flies... Make vent holes in the pie and sprinkle with salt and pepper and cook at 180 degrees for 30 minutes. Phone your local prostitute ( if alive) to sample pie when ready and give approval... The pie should either be served with puffs and transgender fruit cakes or with salad and pickles and Dale Winton with an exposed organ. Your local prostitute can wash up after the meal..... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: How to prepare rooks: 1. Obtain rooks and kill the fuckers. ( Shotgun or stamping ) 2. Place a rook on its back ( now dead) and dislocate the leg by twisting it out and away from the main body. This will also tear the skin under the feathers. Place both thumbs into the tear and start to peel back the skin and feathers towards the head until the breasts are revealed.( a bit like a brothel visit with Peter Sutcliffe ). Slice down the breastbone, keeping the knife at a slight angle. Gently ease the flesh off as you cut towards the wings Wipe the breasts clean and they’re ready for the pan or griddle tray.... Methodoise. Cut all the meat into largish chunks so that it is all the same size. Say a prayer to the patron saint of rooks ( St Anthony). Seal off the meat for a few minutes then place in a pan with a hearty gravy and gently simmer for 30 minutes. Add some grated celeriac and carrot half way through and season to taste with plenty of white and black pepper. Whilst the meat is cooking, line a small greased ovenproof bowl with gay (puff) pastry. Set the meat aside to cool slightly and then stir in some thick mashed potato. Fill the pastry-lined bowl by putting the larger pieces of meat at the bottom, then alternate rook, onions and some lambs kidneys. Put a lid on the pie and crimp the edges in a faggoty manner until suitably bent and limp-wristed.Sing a vulgar sea shanty whilst crimping or hum the Blue Danube with undone flies... Make vent holes in the pie and sprinkle with salt and pepper and cook at 180 degrees for 30 minutes. Phone your local prostitute ( if alive) to sample pie when ready and give approval... The pie should either be served with puffs and transgender fruit cakes or with salad and pickles and Dale Winton with an exposed organ. Your local prostitute can wash up after the meal..... lol. Fuck off. You really take being a complete fucking wanker very seriously, don’t you? Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: You really take being a complete fucking wanker very seriously, don’t you? Lol. Fuck off. Good morning. Your opinion is is utter nonsense and perverse..... Get stuffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 09/11/2017 at 1:05 PM, Punkape said: I’m not dead. Would you like a recipe for Rook pie ? Yes please. Ermm...... ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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