Gruesome pictures on fag packets

[Cap'n Cunt]

I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

[Roadkill]

I only really smoke baccy when I'm smoking ganje so it's quite entertaining to have some funny pictures to giggle at.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

A compromise may be needed here, so far as fags are concerned. Have you considered not giving and just receiving?

[Neil]

1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

Fuck me! Monopoly has changed??

[Roadkill]

This one is my favourite. As you can see the person on the left is enjoying a far more healthy lifestyle because they don't smoke:

 

[Guest Piston]

2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

This one is my favourite. As you can see the person on the left is enjoying a far more healthy lifestyle because they don't smoke:

 

Er...they've both had their lungs fully removed so are both fucking deadly dead.

So much for the healthy lifestyle cunt. At least the bloke(?) on the right managed a fag or two to pass the time.

 

[Decimus]

8 minutes ago, Piston said:

Er...they've both had their lungs fully removed so are both fucking deadly dead.

So much for the healthy lifestyle cunt. At least the bloke(?) on the right managed a fag or two to pass the time.

 

Piston, you're not welcome here.

Fuck off.

[Cuntybaws]

They don't make them like this any more.

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

You sure it's an anus? I think it's Frankie Howard saying "Ooooh titter ye not". 

[Roadkill]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

They don't make them like this any more.

What? Unfiltered?

[Guest deebom]

I wonder how Punkers got them to place a pic of his ring on fag packets? It's all a bit strange if you ask me.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Isn't Punkie a fag?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

5 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

If you don't get cancer, you'll at least get some posh pricey porn out of it.  

[Stubby Pecker]

11 hours ago, deebom said:

I wonder how Punkers got them to place a pic of his ring on fag packets? It's all a bit strange if you ask me.

There's no way that's punkers ring piece, it would have a 5 iron poking out. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

18 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

Is this Patsy Kensit's ass?

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

There's no way that's punkers ring piece, it would have a 5 iron poking out. 

It would have an entire fucking golf bag poking out, and you'd still be able to fit a few dozen hamsters up the sides.

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

Are Pall Mall implying that you would have to resort to male prostitution to fund your addiction? That is seriously low, even for a cancer stick manufacturer. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

On 14/02/2017 at 4:02 PM, Cap'n Cunt said:

I can remember my old dad sitting me down on his knee and together looking through the Kensitas catalogue. You used to get a token in every packet of fags, rather like Green Shield stamps, and when you collected enough of them you could redeem them for something from the catalogue, like a blowlamp or a saucepan. You were actually rewarded for smoking. Nowadays, smoking is a form of social leprosy, and if you're thick enough to smoke, you're faced with gruesome pictures on your fag packet (or your tobacco pouch, if you're a REAL smoker). I can put up with this; in fact I've almost collected the whole set now. I was, however, quite disturbed to find a picture of an anus on a packet I bought this week. It's certainly made me consider giving up anal sex. 

7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Is this Patsy Kensit's ass?

 

Daniella Westbrooks nose?