Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: No .. I remember Gibbo from my early days here (2009) .. Gibbo/Apple is Top Dog. Now he's just a depressive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: Now he's just a depressive cunt. Apple is still Top Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Apple is still Top Dog In your eyes maybe but to everyone else he's just fucking depression personified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 14 hours ago, ratcum said: Quincly, are you a Nesquik or a Crusha man? The truth now. Spunk flavoured shakes only for our quince, a never ending supply in ze cooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: In your eyes maybe but to everyone else he's just fucking depression personified. You cannot quote for everyone else. As said Apple is top dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 31 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You cannot quote for everyone else. As said Apple is top dog. Ok,I'll quote for myself. He's fucking depression personified. Happy now? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spunk flavoured shakes only for our quince, a never ending supply in ze cooler you could sell your tampons as langoustines Stubbly, you cavorting sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 44 minutes ago, ratcum said: you could sell your tampons as langoustines Stubbly, you cavorting sauce Unfortunately ratters old bean, they're a bit brown and shitty, only scat men need apply. Quincy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Snatch said: Now he's just a depressive cunt. I suspect he might be the most sophisticated pisstaker on here. Not even Frank has been able to stay with one character this long. An urn of ashes in one hand and a P45 in the other, Apple will travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I suspect he might be the most sophisticated pisstaker on here. Not even Frank has been able to stay with one character this long. An urn of ashes in one hand and a P45 in the other, Apple will travel. He probably is Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: He probably is Frank. Frank would have buggered the role long before now. He is a colossal fucking twat who could fuck up a wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 25/02/2017 at 11:35 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Chuck Berry spent his hard earned pissing on prostitutes and hiding cameras in toilets. He also tried to smuggle a minor across state lines. An utter cunt of a man. Nobody will be playing with his ding a ling any more the dead bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 01/03/2017 at 9:15 PM, Wizardsleeve said: I suspect he might be the most sophisticated pisstaker on here. Not even Frank has been able to stay with one character this long. An urn of ashes in one hand and a P45 in the other, Apple will travel. ... searching for the woman he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 On 2/25/2017 at 2:02 PM, Decimus said: Agreed, Ding needs to go. It's hard work orchestrating a near constant, four front attack on him. If Ding was fucked off, I would have more time to contribute thought provoking topics on sociopolitical issues, and to offer up amusing anecdotes regarding my latest trip to the supermarket. Ding, for the good of the corner, fall on someone's pork sword. You're not wanted here. If you'd only known back then, how big an empty space he would leave inside you. @DingTheRioja come home for Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you'd only known back then, how big an empty space he would leave inside you. @DingTheRioja come home for Christmas. It's true that every Superman needs his Lex Luther. That being said, I hope he stays dead, the rapey orphan cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Come back snatch all is forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 28 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Come back snatch all is forgiven. I'm assuming you're joking. Whilst Ding was infuriating, he provided a purpose. Snatch on the other hand was thick, constantly angry, belligerent and totally incapable of producing nominations. He brought nothing to this site, and if he ever shows his face again I'm going to destroy him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: ...and if he ever shows his face again I'm going to destroy him. That alone would justify his return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm assuming you're joking. Whilst Ding was infuriating, he provided a purpose. Snatch on the other hand was thick, constantly angry, belligerent and totally incapable of producing nominations. He brought nothing to this site, and if he ever shows his face again I'm going to destroy him. We do also need Manky back .. he's like a northern version of Scotty but also with arms and legs and a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 44 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: We do also need Manky back .. he's like a northern version of Scotty but also with arms and legs and a bicycle. He has a bicycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 32 minutes ago, southerncunt said: He has a bicycle? Yes .. I have also heard rhat he is writing a book .. MANKY'S BICYCLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 5 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: We do also need Manky back .. he's like a northern version of Scotty but also with arms and legs and a bicycle. I'm off to sunnier Caribbean climes now. If you can get on the leaderboard by the time I return I promise to delete my account and send you five thousand pounds via BACS transfer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm off to sunnier Caribbean climes now. If you can get on the leaderboard by the time I return I promise to delete my account and send you five thousand pounds via BACS transfer. Take the 5ive thousand to the casino and blow the lot Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm off to sunnier Caribbean climes now. If you can get on the leaderboard by the time I return I promise to delete my account and send you five thousand pounds via BACS transfer. Fuck yeah! I knew that running the Pen multi would pay off eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm off to sunnier Caribbean climes now. If you can get on the leaderboard by the time I return I promise to delete my account and send you five thousand pounds via BACS transfer. No need,the Carribean's already here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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