Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck pancakes, they are for children and poofs. Crepes suzette with burning Grand Marnier sloshed all over them, pancakes bloody Phillistines. Shit just read the above and must be suffering from insult punkape.exe withdrawl symptoms, shit! Surely punkape will partake in pancakes smothered in caviar on Shrove Tuesday, come Wednesday he's back on the old Eggs Benedick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 What does everyone here get for their pancakes? Nutella? Lemon and Syrup? ......or a Wonderbra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, with nothing else to do, I managed to beat my previous record of 38 year's standing for the most number of wanks in a weekend. 15 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I find it all gets a bit bruised and sore after 12. Also ends up like wrestling with a wet rolled up flannel. WANKERS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: All he and Snatch the Snitch understand is grassing, hence Quincy's ban. Fucking disgraceful pair of worms. Another one banging on about me grassing. Show me the proof? Until then,get your head out of QC and Bubbas arse. And I'm sure the mods could explain to you why QC has been banned again as you can't work it out for yourself. Pathetic piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Another one banging on about me grassing. Show me the proof? Until then,get your head out of QC and Bubbas arse. And I'm sure the mods could explain to you why QC has been banned again as you can't work it out for yourself. Pathetic piece of shit. i strongly disagree, a piece of shit has a lot more charisma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: What does everyone here get for their pancakes? Nutella? Lemon and Syrup? ......or a Wonderbra? Wonderbra have chicken fillets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Surely punkape will partake in pancakes smothered in caviar on Shrove Tuesday, come Wednesday he's back on the old Eggs Benedick. I suspect it's called Shove Tuesday in Punky's house, followed by Dirk Benedict on Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I suspect it's called Shove Tuesday in Punky's house, followed by Dirk Benedict on Wednesday. Thursday, Randy Bentwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 What's all this crap about grassing? The mods are all over this site and they can read! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Wonderbra have chicken fillets. I've only ever seen Wonderbra filled with cock, not chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I've only ever seen Wonderbra filled with cock, not chicken. Wonderbra are the light bite option, they only hold half a bap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Wonderbra are the light bite option, they only hold half a bap. Are they roomy enough for cupcakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I hope the fat little cunt drowns in a bowl of cawl. In Porthcawl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: What's all this crap about grassing? The mods are all over this site and they can read! They accuse others of grassing so they have a reason to wank each other off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Wonderbra are the light bite option, they only hold half a bap. Q. How do you like your eggs in the morning? A. Unfertilised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Q. How do you like your eggs in the morning? A. Unfertilised. If that had 3 sausages with it and a couple of hash browns it would be spotto's breakfast of champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: They accuse others of grassing so they have a reason to wank each other off. That's a rather shabby trick. Dirty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Wonderbra have chicken fillets. To go with the 2 fried eggs... 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: What's all this crap about grassing? The mods are all over this site and they can read! He seems to think that posting stupid shite and getting banned means someone grassed him up, rather than he posted some stupid shite. He posted the exact same stupid shite when he got that month ban not long since, he doesn't seem to have learned.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: To go with the 2 fried eggs... He seems to think that posting stupid shite and getting banned means someone grassed him up, rather than he posted some stupid shite. He posted the exact same stupid shite when he got that month ban not long since, he doesn't seem to have learned.... I think some folk on here like prison food and picking up the soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: If that had 3 sausages with it and a couple of hash browns it would be spotto's breakfast of champions. "Spotto", you say? The name is faintly familiar, was he a member once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: If that had 3 sausages with it and a couple of hash browns it would be spotto's breakfast of champions. Presumably if he had mushrooms with it as well it would be a breakfast of champignons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Presumably if he had mushrooms with it as well it would be a breakfast of champignons. Move over Mike fucking D, Rick fucking B is in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Move over Mike fucking D, Rick fucking B is in town. Feed him lots of shit, keep him in the dark, and he will do well then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 8 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Wonderbra are the light bite option, they only hold half a bap. If the bap is fit. Otherwise, the fried egg mess can just be poured into the mould. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 Happy Pancake Day, Cunts. Please assemble your own joke from the following keywords; Batter, Tosser, Wrist, Flick, Squirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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