Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: That explains reports of sightings of Bigfoot stomping around a golf course a few years back. How do you explain the rest of the cunts there then? Golf is not a sport, all golf courses should be turned into nature reserves and golfers forced into real sport like cage fighting and ultra marathons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roll them in flour and go for the wet spot? Armpits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Armpits? Can you imagine the state of their groin. uugghh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Can you imagine the state of their groin NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Christ. Imagine trying to find its (it's?) minge. It'd be like bog-snorkelling in a vat of lard. Baws would no doubt put you right on this, but in the meantime: "its" was correct in this instance, as "it's," signifies "it is," which it isn't. The rest of your sentence however, is spot on, and describes as to why all Porkers, repulse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 11 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Christ. Imagine trying to find its (it's?) minge. It'd be like bog-snorkelling in a vat of lard. Coincidentally bog snorkelling in lard is a favourite past time in this region of France, in which I participate. Let me tell you, it is nothing like trying to find a minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Baws would no doubt put you right on this, but in the meantime: "its" was correct in this instance, as "it's," signifies "it is," which it isn't. The rest of your sentence however, is spot on, and describes as to why all Porkers, repulse. no, "it's" also applies to 'belonging to' for example Neil's tits fetish, or Punkape's hairy arse, therefore "it's minge" is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: no, "it's" also applies to 'belonging to' for example Neil's tits fetish, or Punkape's hairy arse, therefore "it's minge" is correct. So long as its (it's?) cleared up now, then so be it, Its or it's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: So long as its (it's?) cleared up now, then so be it, Its or it's. actually I might be wrong, I'm confused, now I look a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: actually I might be wrong, I'm confused, now I look a cunt. Errrm. Neil's & Punkape's are names, which weren't being referred to in Cap'n's missive, therefore its minge would be correct in his context. Or in other words, It's a minge is a minge, init. No. Spud's done a lot less to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Errrm. Neil's & Punkape's are names, which weren't being referred to in Cap'n's missive, therefore its minge would be correct in his context. Or in other words, It's a minge is a minge, init. No. Spud's done a lot less to do that. If you are going to continue name dropping me in your drivel, don't expect to be left alone. Mindless prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: no, "it's" also applies to 'belonging to' for example Neil's tits fetish, or Punkape's hairy arse, therefore "it's minge" is correct. There is never an apostrophe in a possessive its. Anyone want to fight about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There is never an apostrophe in a possessive its. Anyone want to fight about it? Does the winner get wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 15 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Does the winner get wine? Are you going to spit or swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There is never an apostrophe in a possessive its. Anyone want to fight about it? I actually skim-read that as 'There is never an apostrophe in possessive tits'. I was about to add an exclamation into the mix, but then I realised it would've been premature interjection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 20 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: cyanide in Carling, it already tastes like shit so they wouldn't notice. ..and I thought you lot were very understanding about other peoples lifestyle choices, hookers, drugs, benders, but then you're about to make all immigrants pass an exam, vote in a neo-nazi PM and now this, no fatties!! It's perplexes me no end when people lazily refer to Geert Wilders as 'far right' or label him a 'neo Nazi' when he's actually a liberal, liberal enough to want to protect our hookers, tolerant drug laws and poofs from an intolerant religious ideology that's taking hold globally that given the chance is out to destroy all of what we hold dear...... the legal right to fuck for money, the legal right to smoke a spliff in public, and the freedom for a couple of poofs to be poofs...... in public That's what Wilders stands for, not Jack boots and gas chambers. BTW. There's already an exam for immigrants, for those that don't pass, it's fuck off time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you going to spit or swallow? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 58 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: It's perplexes me no end when people lazily refer to Geert Wilders as 'far right' or label him a 'neo Nazi' when he's actually a liberal, liberal enough to want to protect our hookers, tolerant drug laws and poofs from an intolerant religious ideology that's taking hold globally that given the chance is out to destroy all of what we hold dear...... the legal right to fuck for money, the legal right to smoke a spliff in public, and the freedom for a couple of poofs to be poofs...... in public That's what Wilders stands for, not Jack boots and gas chambers. BTW. There's already an exam for immigrants, for those that don't pass, it's fuck off time. The problem is if he doesn't let immigrants do what the fuck they want then he's a Nazi in the eyes of the blinkered liberals. If these people want tolerance then ok. Build a mosque for the Muslms with an Halal shop next door. The other side you could have a nightclub that has a gay night once a week,across the road a whorehouse and next to that a coffee shop and further down the road a butchers specialising in pig meat. All perfectly legal in Holland. Then see who is the most tolerant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I actually skim-read that as 'There is never an apostrophe in possessive tits'. I was about to add an exclamation into the mix, but then I realised it would've been premature interjection. I actually skim-read that as ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I actually skim-read that as 'There is never an apostrophe in possessive tits'. I was about to add an exclamation into the mix, but then I realised it would've been premature interjection. Here, have three exclamation marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No apostrophe or exclamation marks, but definitely a colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: No apostrophe or exclamation marks, but definitely a colon. I'm getting a semi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: The problem is if he doesn't let immigrants do what the fuck they want then he's a Nazi in the eyes of the blinkered liberals. If these people want tolerance then ok. Build a mosque for the Muslms with an Halal shop next door. The other side you could have a nightclub that has a gay night once a week,across the road a whorehouse and next to that a coffee shop and further down the road a butchers specialising in pig meat. All perfectly legal in Holland. Then see who is the most tolerant. I think the liberals along with the media have managed to convince a lot of people that he is actually a Nazi. Strangely we don't hear that from our own media, it's always from foreign media. It's lazy journalistic propaganda for the lazy thick and hard of understanding that are incapable of critical thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'm getting a semi. A semi? Mine's consonant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: A semi? Mine's consonant. Mine's mid terraced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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