Neil Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Unfortunately the name of a TV programme and not the paperwork from the coroners office.....I know the cunt has been nominated loads but he really,really is a cunt of cuntish proportions shame his cancer was only of his bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Cunt needs a hoof in his happy sack. Hopefully the cancer will come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Why has not a single chavvie scumbag not stabbed him in a lung on the air? Much faster than cancer, though admittedly, not nearly as slow, painful and satisfying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 13, 2017 Report Share Posted March 13, 2017 Because he surrounds himself with big bouncers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 Rick, I quite like the idea of being an administrator so for the past 6 weeks I have been posting annoying drivel and spastic like comments but alas no offers have come in. Where am I going wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Rick, I quite like the idea of being an administrator so for the past 6 weeks I have been posting annoying drivel and spastic like comments but alas no offers have come in. Where am I going wrong? It takes time and patience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Rick, I quite like the idea of being an administrator so for the past 6 weeks I have been posting annoying drivel and spastic like comments but alas no offers have come in. Where am I going wrong? Because you don't jump on the outrage bus when somebody mentions white people and black people are different colours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Rick, I quite like the idea of being an administrator so for the past 6 weeks I have been posting annoying drivel and spastic like comments but alas no offers have come in. Where am I going wrong? Because you're not a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Because you don't jump on the outrage bus when somebody mentions white people and black people are different colours I'm all for equality and I make it my life's mission to be equally abusive to all races be they honky's , muzzies, etc etc and all the others where necessary and only when exercising my human rights for freedom of expression blah, blah de fucking blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: Because you don't jump on the outrage bus when somebody mentions white people and black people are different colours Can you catch the outrage bus from Piccadilly Gardens or do you have to go to Chorlton Street Coach Station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2017 Report Share Posted March 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Can you catch the outrage bus from Piccadilly Gardens or do you have to go to Chorlton Street Coach Station? Get on board, get on board come and join the Double Deckers get a ticket for a journey...etc...etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Get on board, get on board come and join the Double Deckers get a ticket for a journey...etc...etc I'll get you for that. Fucking earworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll get you for that. Fucking earworm. The Outrage bus will more likely be a Daimler Mancunian rather than a Routemaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll get you for that. Fucking earworm. have you ever tried to fuck anyone with an earthworm CB? Perhaps that's what sex is. .............I've just noticed you actually said 'earworm' rather than earthworm but I've got into my earthworm stride now. I bet you like custard in your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 17 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Rick, I quite like the idea of being an administrator so for the past 6 weeks I have been posting annoying drivel and spastic like comments but alas no offers have come in. Where am I going wrong? quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: .............I've just noticed you actually said 'earworm' rather than earthworm but I've got into my earthworm stride now. I bet you like custard in your house Could have been worse, it might have been "earwig". Did you see this on the BBC news site today? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39275581 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Could have been worse, it might have been "earwig". Did you see this on the BBC news site today? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39275581 ha hah ha hannuka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 I thought the topic said "Kylie" and was wildly hoping that the "files" bit referred to newly discovered mp4 files of her, either stripping, or giving her mound a good drubbing with a hefty fucking flexi-vibrator with integral clitoris stimulator and at least 6 variable speeds of reversable shaft rotation. Neil you fucking killjoy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Could have been worse, it might have been "earwig". Did you see this on the BBC news site today? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39275581 Looks a useful sign for outside schools. What's it for, Nonce Alert?, or something similar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: ha hah ha hannuka There were other "red triangle" signs put up in the area by a local "artist", including an old woman with a shopping trolley and a fat man, but the only complaint came from the Jewish neighbourhood watch. Needless to say, Diane Abbott and David Lammy were outraged too, the fucking cunts that they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There were other "red triangle" signs put up in the area too by a local "artist", including an old woman with a shopping trolley and a fat man, but the only complaint came from the Jewish neighbourhood watch. Needless to say, Diane Abbott and David Lammy were outraged too, the fucking cunts that they are. More cunts being outraged on our behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Watch a bunch of Jews get knocked down on their way back home from synagogue now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 13/03/2017 at 11:02 PM, Rick_B said: Because he surrounds himself with big bouncers. Referring to a pair of tits as 'big bouncers' is hardly politically correct. If only punters would think before they post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Could have been worse, it might have been "earwig". Did you see this on the BBC news site today? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39275581 Looks like a sillohette of Frankie Vaughan "Give me the moonlight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 13/03/2017 at 11:02 PM, Rick_B said: Because he surrounds himself with big bouncers. Didn't know you were a Right said Fred fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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