More Paris attacks by Islamists

[Earl of Punkape]

Another Islamic nutter shot after killing and wounding several French Police officers.

Oh well....more votes for Marine le Penne. 

[Eddie]

3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Another Islamic nutter shot after killing and wounding several French Police officers.

Oh well....more votes for Marine le Penne. 

If she is 50/50 in the polls, in reality she will walk it, same as Brexit, no one wanted to admit to voting Brexit in the polls, but voted that way in private. The end of the EU in sight

[Earl of Punkape]

Just now, Eddie said:

If she is 50/50 in the polls, in reality she will walk it, same as Brexit, no one wanted to admit to voting Brexit in the polls but voted that way in private.

Socialist Europe will slowly fall apart whilst we do international trade deals. 

Scotland can then apply for independence then twin itself with Turkey or Albania.

[Guest Terry Tibbs]

10 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Socialist Europe will slowly fall apart whilst we do international trade deals. 

Terry will do you a deal right now. I've got a twenty year old Nissan Micra, multiple rust erosions (glory holes) and a set of pink furry dice. The handbrake smells tantalisingly of shit due to its previous owners sexual proclivities, and I'll throw in a knock off VHS copy of Smokey and The Arse-Bandit.

Do we have a deal?

[Stubby Pecker]

2 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said:

Terry will do you a deal right now. I've got a twenty year old Nissan Micra, multiple rust erosions (glory holes) and a set of pink furry dice. The handbrake smells tantalisingly of shit due to its previous owners sexual proclivities, and I'll throw in a knock off VHS copy of Smokey and The Arse-Bandit.

Do we have a deal?

Great work Quincy, sorry Terrence 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Terry Tibbs said:

Terry will do you a deal right now. I've got a twenty year old Nissan Micra, multiple rust erosions (glory holes) and a set of pink furry dice. The handbrake smells tantalisingly of shit due to its previous owners sexual proclivities, and I'll throw in a knock off VHS copy of Smokey and The Arse-Bandit.

Do we have a deal?

He's already got one.

[ratcum]

fancy us being whipped by a bunch called "The Normans". These days you'd just laugh yourself horse at an army of Normans. A battalion of Ruperts would give them a sound thrashing and whooperups besides.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

There's no way that this could happen in Amsterdam. Our 'ores and coffee shops keep the Islamist cunts calm and chilled.

[Guest nobgobbler]

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

If she is 50/50 in the polls, in reality she will walk it, same as Brexit, no one wanted to admit to voting Brexit in the polls, but voted that way in private. The end of the EU in sight

It needs to collapse before we commit ourselves to paying them a shit load. Get out of jail free card.

[Witheredscrote]

10 hours ago, Eddie said:

 The end of the EU in sight

I hope not Edward, I am sure that it is the U.K's contribution that has been funding my French State pension. I have always found it useful for dining out, petrol for the cars etc. If it ends I will have to dip into my private investments, you understand.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

So let me just get this right.

Some more French people have been killed, correct?

I don't see this as a problem and certainly not a cunt. 

Fin.

[Eddie]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hope not Edward, I am sure that it is the U.K's contribution that has been funding my French State pension. I have always found it useful for dining out, petrol for the cars etc. If it ends I will have to dip into my private investments, you understand.

you should be more concerned with the massive tax hikes coming your way aimed at foreigners with holiday homes. 

[Witheredscrote]

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

you should be more concerned with the massive tax hikes coming your way aimed at foreigners with holiday homes. 

Holiday home? I live here full time  Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years.  If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads.  The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

[Earl of Punkape]

11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Holiday home? I live here full time  Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years.  If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads.  The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

Ape will use Pontins or Butlins for his "Vacanses".......Ding will be scraped of a pavement in Hastings.

 

lol.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

26 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Holiday home? I live here full time  Edward. In fact the very maison that I sit in now has been in my family for 198 years.  If anything, I hope that the next government slaps a mighty tax on U.K caravanners coming over here and cluttering up our roads.  The revenue raised could support my pension, and it would encourage oiks like Ape and Ding to holiday in Clacton.

@Punkape holidays at that caravan site at Talacre

[Earl of Punkape]

14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

@Punkape holidays at that caravan site at Talacre

Talacre ? Where the fuck is that ? Belgium ?

When I go to France it's usually the South as I have friends in Juan les Pins and Cap D'Antibes.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Talacre ? Where the fuck is that ? Belgium ?

When I go to France it's usually the South as I have friends in Juan les Pins and Cap D'Antibes.

Talacre is near Prestatyn in North Wales  you fat oaf.

[Earl of Punkape]

4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Talacre is near Prestatyn in North Wales  you fat oaf.

You probably end up on your back in Rhyl.....

[Guest Lady Penelope]

5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You probably end up on your back in Rhyl.....

Do you still beg for food scraps from  Pantri Bach at Abergele?

[Jiggerycock]

38 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Talacre ? Where the fuck is that ? Belgium ?

When I go to France it's usually the South as I have friends in Juan les Pins and Cap D'Antibes.

Nice

[Guest Mingeeta]

18 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You probably end up on your back in Rhyl.....

Yeah,  like you end up on all fours in the South of France.

[Guest Manky]

2 hours ago, Punkape said:

 

When I go to France it's usually the South as I have friends in Juan les Pins and Cap D'Antibes.

Something didn't ring true about this post then I realised what it was.

You used the word 'friends'

[Roadkill]

The real tragedy is that they still haven't managed to get fucking Withers, yet...

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 minutes ago, Manky said:

Something didn't ring true about this post then I realised what it was.

You used the word 'friends'

He did once have friends in high places .. they were rioting on the roof of Strangeways Prison.

[Guest Snatch]

8 hours ago, Punkape said:

Ape will use Pontins or Butlins for his "Vacanses".......Ding will be scraped of a pavement in Hastings.

 

lol.

Vacanses? It's spelt Vacancies you herpes ridden cock taster.